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Kirky

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About Me

I'm Alan, 19 years old and live in Welling, A slightly nicer part of South London which the ghetto rude boy ethnics are starting to discover!. Am currently an Apprentice for Openreach fixing old grannies phone lines. At the weekends, like most teenagers I get off my tits on chemicals in Foreign Alcohol with my mates and occasionally watch Millwall or go on away days (messy!).
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Name: Alan
Birthday: 6th March 88
Birthplace: Dartford
Current Location: Welling
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 5-10
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: English
The Shoes You Wore Today: Work Boots
Your Weakness: Lack of Common Sense & Women
Your Fears: None
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Catch a Tonking Mirror Carp
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ROFL - Fuck off!
Thoughts First Waking Up: Has my eye swelled up?
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes
Your Bedtime: Too Late and full of Weird Dreams
Your Most Missed Memory: Zante
Pepsi or Coke: Diet Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Both processed shit and their coffee burnnnnsss
Single or Group Dates:
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Not a fan...
Chocolate or Vanilla: Choco
Cappuccino or Coffee: Milky Coffee 2 Sugars Luv...
Do you Smoke: Too Much
Do you Swear: Too Much
Do you Sing: Too Much
Do you Shower Daily: Not Enough
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Yes, still go part time
Do you want to get Married: Possibly
Do you belive in yourself: I have self belief, yes.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Our planet is in motion :S
Do you think you are Attractive: When I am confident, Yes
Are you a Health Freak: Ha! you're 'avvin laugh
Do you get along with your Parents: Very Well
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: I Lack creativity
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Possibly
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, American Shite
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No, Japanese Shite
In the past month have you been on Stage: No, Im not an exhibitionist
In the past month have you been Dumped: No, Am Single
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Have probably gone publically naked at some point
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yes, I'm a thieving bastard
Ever been Drunk: Yes, Its a common occurence
Ever been called a Tease: Maybe ;)
Ever been Beaten up: No, People are too scared of me lol
Ever Shoplifted: Yes, I'm a theiving bastard
How do you want to Die: For my country
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I don't want to be a phone engineer I know that!
What country would you most like to Visit: Ibiza, cafe del mar, watching the sun set
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Not too fussed!
Favourite Hair Color: Have a thing for blondes at the moment
Short or Long Hair: Don't mind too much
Height: Not Fussed
Weight: Not Fussed
Best Clothing Style: Casual, Stylish, Sexy
Number of Drugs I have taken: Too Many
Number of CDs I own: Not Enough
Number of Piercings: 1, Left ear
Number of Tattoos: 1, Right Calf
Number of things in my Past I Regret: None, Hindsight is a wonderful thing, learn from mistakes!
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My Interests

Alcohol at the weekends, Women when they rarely come along, foreign holidays with the lads, Millwall on a saturday and the occasional bout of Carp Fishing when I want to chill out.^^^ Boris taking it to the Kraughts! ^^^^^^ Ben Kingsley in Sexy Beast. Class! ^^^

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Dance =Armand Van Helden, Chemical Bothers, Chicane, Ferry Corsten, Groove Armada, Tiesto, Yomanda, Cream, Ministry, Cafe Del Mar, Dave Pearce, Underworld etc etcRock =Babyshambles, Libertines, Feeder, Muse, Nine Black Alps, The Fratellis, Bloc Party, Hard-Fi, Kasabian, Killers, Kooks, Maximo Park, Primal Scream, We Are ScientistsIn a league of their own =The ProdigyI also like abit of Drum & Bass & Old School House.

Movies:

Goodfellas, Casino, Patriot, City of God, Lock Stock, Snatch, Layer Cake, Football Factory, Godfather Series

Television:

Top Gear, Family Guy, & Big Brother so I could laugh at that fat bullying pig, Jade Goody. She puts a bad name on Bermondsey!

Books:

Jeremy Clarkson, Andy McNab, Chris Ryan, FV from the 80's.

Heroes:

I don't look upto no-one, just do my own thing!

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