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Idiotttt

I Got There Early And Drank For Dear Life

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04/02: California
27/02: Fiji
12/03: New Zealand
12/04: Australia
08/07: California, Pt II
03/01 - 04/02: Singapore, Thailand, Laos, Cambodia, Vietnam
Summer 2010: Home?

My Interests



I'd like to meet:



Kiss kiss, love love, blah blah blah.

Music:

"I got Dracula blood on my face."

Nervous tic, nervous talk.
Leave | Porn | Jimmies | Tales | Talks | No!
9♣ - LOVE - 9♣
(You need to have seen me naked to get on here)

ELSEWHERE

You may also find me at

FACEBOOK
FACEPARTY
BEBO
LAST FM
MSN
HI5
AIM
But I'd stay here if I were you.

9♣

WLTM

Someone between these three SVP.
VS

VS
EARS

LastFM

HEARTBIG EYES

SMALL EYES
YOU (DON'T) KNOW ME

Mornin'.

- I'm Wayne -
- 20 -
- Thornton / Blackpool, UK -
- No, I'm not gay or in a band so quit asking. -

9♣

- "Trying to get a better look at what's beyond the tall grass that grows around this town, I've gotta see the world for myself and I only know ONE WAY to get out" -

9♣

- I have a thing for the nine of clubs. -
- I love gigs. -
- And quiche. -
- And crows with buttons for eyes. -
- I'm lazier than furniture -
- I type proper. -
- Here here, three cheers for my apathy. -
- I always want the bad guy to win. -
- I loved living like a tramp far more than I should have done.- - I hate grumpy moody bastards. Fuckin' CHIN UP -
- I'm crap at holding grudges. -
- I'm a cynic. -
- I avoid confontation like the plague. -
- I can never, EVER make decisions. -
- I eat when I'm bored. - - What's with all the "If I don't know you then I hate you" around nowadays? Scratch that, I probably like you. -
- Get me outta here soon, yeah? -

HOLLY

Hell.
This gal is tha bomb.
Nothing compares.
My favourite person in the world.

STACEY

I've never written to anyone as much as I have to Stacey.
I tell her pretty much everything.
I miss her.

TILLIP

Great guy.
Fellow Boosh and Towers bummer.
HAS A CAR.
And hair.

DENIM

He's always ill.
And tells the worst jokes in the world.
But he's a great laugh and has a fat heart.

J-ME

Jamie is going to be my best man.
Been my pal since I was 13.
Part of the Pizza Slut trio.
And funny as fuck.

CRAIG

He loves the Tache.
We can go out and drink too much without anything bad happening.
Although he did once pierce his ear with my DK badge.

MURRAY WOOD

Me and Murray hitch-hiked to Morocco and back.
We had the time of our lives.
Let's do it again, yeah?

FERROUS MILK

Fenton loves Nazis.
She's also the funniest girl I know.
And the only who'll come to the pub with ten minutes notice.
Thank you.

Books:

Dan BrownDean Koontz Harlan Coben Stephen King Robin Cooper

Heroes:

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My Blog

Essential Knowledge

Seeing as the new layout has clipped my internet wings, here are the links and other nuggets of information which have now vanished. Other places to find me: FACEBOOK FACEPARTY BEBO LAST FM MSN HI5 AI...
Posted by Idiotttt on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 01:38:00 PST

How To Not Have Fun In NZ (Vol. 1 & 2)

My original intention was to write this in two parts, the first after the North Island, and the second part for the South Island. But alas, fun times took hold of any duties I should have embraced. So...
Posted by Idiotttt on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 05:44:00 PST

Traditional Fijian Recipe

Before attempting to cook this delight, I recommend that you empty your cupboards of sunburnt, swollen, and blistered feet, tout rip-offs, Delhi-bellies, jars of Getting Lost On An Island At 5am Sauce...
Posted by Idiotttt on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 01:49:00 PST

What makes a perfect 21 days?

Is it watching bitchin' 90s movies at Alex's house before drinking wine with Andrea on the way to see The Matches for the first time out of four? Is it a thousand attempts and shouts with everyone to ...
Posted by Idiotttt on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 01:32:00 PST

A Metaphorical Kick Up The Backside

If this extract doesn't make you get off your ass and do something, then nothing will. Taken from a letter from Alex McCandless to "Ronald Franz": ...back to the same situation which you see day after...
Posted by Idiotttt on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 12:24:00 PST

A Moment For Reflection

Normally at the culmination of a year, I look back and think "What a waste." Like the chiming of Big Ben at midnight on the thirty-first of December is just the sound of another year slipping away, a...
Posted by Idiotttt on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 01:38:00 PST

Deep Purpose

There are two utterances which will get you through life. When Swiss time is running out, and you fear you are underachieving, just dig a little deeper. Firstly, "Why not?" The half-rhetorical an...
Posted by Idiotttt on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 03:14:00 PST

For Reasons Unknown

As the title suggests, I am somewhat lost as to the whereabouts of a few answers to a few minor and major annoyances. Mainly, why is it that nothing happens in this Godforsaken town / region / country...
Posted by Idiotttt on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 03:18:00 PST

Do The Zombie Shuffle

I know that every blog I write starts out with a realisation, but I need inspiration from somewhere, so... Yesterday I was happily sat in the hermit's cave that is my living room, on the ever-sinking...
Posted by Idiotttt on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 03:54:00 PST

Homecoming & Gratitude

Perhaps I should have posted this sooner, but I am a rather busy ant.Yesterday I returned from San Francisco, after an eleven-hour flight, several failed train journeys, a six mile walk and some hitch...
Posted by Idiotttt on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 03:54:00 PST