My name is Paul.
I have twin daughters who are 5 at present, they're great.
I have a pretty wife.
I have a step-son called Ryan, he's known as Cheif Wiggum.
I have a step-daughter called Sarah, if you wanna know about her she's in my top friends see below.
I work at Iceland delivering stuff to miserable customers.
Then drive a taxi full of miserable pissheads.
Can't decide which job I like the least.
I wanna be a driving instructor like everyone else.
I support Liverpool FC but don't get to see them much.
When I do go they win that competition that year.
I used to be good at darts, got a dartboard and am now rubbish.
I wish I could play football better.
Or an instrument.
I don't see my old mates much anymore.
It's about time I started doing a bit more for myself.
