I love 2 play basketball, and football. i also love running track....shoutout 2 all my TSD NIGGAS yall know who yall r. i love listenin 2 music and eatin food.... i also love money gurls and sex...that's bout it...did i mention sex and gurls???
The Ultimate SEX Survey by game_gurl69
Do you like it rough or sensual?: im in it to please my boo
Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: man i only mess wit my woman
How often do you like to have sex?: whenever i can
Is sex a top priority for you?: not really
Do you have sex face to face with your partner?: all the time
How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: those days are ova with
How do you feel about one night stands?: those days are ova with
How many one night stands have you had?: between 3-5
What's your favorite position?: im down and all around
Where's your favorite place to have sex?: im down and all around
Do you prefer to make love or f*uck?: make love
Have you ever watched porn while having sex?: no need
How long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: however the girl feels
Do you get off first or do they?: does that matter
Do you like kissing during sex?: it does not bother me
Do you moan? If so, are you loud or quite?: i cant myself because the gurls are loud
Do you prefer your partner to be loud or quite?: loud, she dont have to hide nothing
Does size matter (for girlz-- dicks/for guyz-- boobs)?: na imma sucker for a pretty face
How old were you when you lost your virginity?: 13
How many sexual partners have you have in the last month?: 1
What does your favorite fore-play include?: dont matter
Do you ever play with yourself during the act?: why play wit myself when she is there
Do you prefer to sleep with randoms or one person?: im in a committed relationship
Have you ever done anal? If so, did you like it?: no
When and where was your wildest sex ever?: 12th grade in the woods
What's your ultimate sexual fantasy?: thats confidential
Have you ever done porn?: would like to
Have you ever have sex for money?: no
Have you ever bribed someone to sleep with you?: no need
Is the sex still good when your cheating?: obviously if i cheat
During sex... what are you thinking about?: nothing....really
Do you prefer the top or the bottom at first?: dont matter
How many positions do you like to do during one episode?: as many as i can get in
Do you ever worry about how your pleasing your partner?: all the time...its all about her
Could you live without sex?: dont know
How often do you find sex boring?: 15%-20%
How long does a typical sexual episode last for you?: about 45 minutes
Do you like to perform oral sex?: hell yeah
Do you like to recieve oral sex?: only if she is willing
Have you ever taped yourself in the act?: yes
Have you ever had a 3-some? 4-some? 5-some?: no but im trying
Have you ever had interracial sex?: nope
Have you ever been caught in the act? If so, by whom?: never
Have you ever had sex while at work?: no but i would like to
Have you ever had sex while at school?: yes sir
What is something that you would never consider doing?: get another gurl pregnant
Have you ever had sex on drugs?: no
Would you ever have sex in public?: done it already
What's your biggest turn on?: eyes and lips
Do you spit or swallow?: i aint no gurl
How many times have you gotten off in one night?: 7
Would you let other people watch you have sex live?: dont know
Have you have ever sex in front of your best friend?: yes
Have you ever had sex with your best friend's b/f or g/f?: yes
Do you ever have sex in the shower?: yes
What's the weirdest place you've ever done it?: woods
What was the biggest age difference with a partner?: 3 years
Do you feel your up to par in bed?: im a rated R superstar
Are you still gonna have sex when your 70?: it depends
What was your most embarrassing sexual moments?: losin my virginity
How old is "too young" to have sex your in opinion?: 17
Do you like to be completely naked or half-assed?: it dont matter
Have you ever done it at your grandparent's?: yes
Have you ever done it on a boat/yacht?: no
What's the most public place that you can think of that you've had sex at?: the public pool
Do you like having sex in cars? If so, driver seat, passenger, or back?: yes, and i've done it in all 3 places
Do you were protection as often as you should?: i will now
Has any of your one night stands resulted in a child that you know of?: yes, kind of
If your over 18, have you ever had sex with someone under 18?: yes
Do you prefer to sleep with someone older or younger than you?: dont matter
What's the perfect size? (for girlz-- inches in dicks/for guyz-- cup size)?: im a sucker for a pretty face
Have you ever done bondage sex (chains,whips,etc.)? If not, would you?: no
Have you ever slept with someone out of pity?: yes
Can you remember who gave you the best sex of your life?: no, but i can tell u who will
If you could sleep with ANYONE, would would it be?: ?????????????
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I'd like 2 meet Beyonce, Ashanti again, Ciara, Derek Jeter and i'd like to meet God.....hopefully
Full Name: Jarrett Brandon Parker
Eyes: Brown
Hair: black
Have tattoos?: none yet
Have piercings?: yea
Have a BF GF? yea
Own a thong? : only the ones i give to gurls
Wear perfume?: no
HAVE YOU EVER...
Missed school because it was raining: yea
Put a body part on fire for amusement: no..are you crazy
Been hurt emotionally: yes...the feeling is not good
Ever thought an animated character was hot?: she's got to be real 4 me 2 like
FAVORITE
Fav Color: red
Day/Night: night
Summer/Winter: summer
Lace or Satin: neither
Cartoon Character: Peter griffin from "Family Guy"
Fave Food: grapes
Fave Advertisement: don't know
Fave Drink: orange witout a doubt
Breakfast Food: cereal...cinnamon toast crunch
ice Cream: orange sherbet
Fave sport: basketball and track
RIGHT NOW
Wearing: football jersey and shorts
Eating: fries
Drinking: cranberry juice
Thinkin about: my gurl
IN THE LAST 24 HRS...
Cried: no
Worn jeans: no
Met someone New ..: yes
Done laundry: yes
Drove a car: yes
Talked on the phone: yes to my gurl
Kissed someone: yes
Said "I love you": yes to my gurl
Picked a wedgie?: never got one
DO YOU BELIEVE IN...
Yourself: yea somebody has 2
Your friends: of course
Santa Claus: no
Tooth Fairy: look at my teeth
Ghosts: no
UFO' s : &..39;
God: yea
love at first sight?: if its love at first sight then somethin aint right
FRIENDS AND LIFE...
Do you ever wish you had another name?: no
Do you like anyone?: yea my baby
Which one of your friends acts the most like you?: Richard Williams
Who have you known the longest of your friends: boys-courtney gurls-stacey
Who's the loudest: Rodney
Are you close to any family members?: yea my cousin
Who's the weirdest?: friends or family? family
Who do you hang out with the most?: i dont discriminate
Finish each sentence:
Let's walk on the: moon
Let's run through: New York
Let's look at the: stars
What a nice: body i have
Where did all the: gurls go
When will they: let my people go
Why can't you: love me for who I am
Silly, little: gurl
Show me some: money
The sky: is falling
Tell me: how much you love me
Hide me: anywhere but the closet..I've been there before
Love me: unconditionally till death do us apart
I hate your stupid: family??? dog??? guts??? u pick one
My mom thinks you're: cute??? the right one 4 me???
She's not: worth ur time
Are you that: gullable
WHICH IS BETTER...
Coke or Pepsi: coke
Sprite or 7UP: sprite
Scruff or Clean shaved: clean shaved
Blondes or Brunets: blondes are easier
Tall or Short: short of course...they r more cute
Pants or Shorts: I prefer nothing.........but shorts
Night or Day: the freaks come out at night
WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX...
What do you notice first: eyes
Last person you slow danced with: some chica at my college party
Worst Question To Ask: will u give me head
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27 Ways To Make Your Girl Smile
*1 . Tell her she is beautiful (not hot, fine, or sexy)*2 . Hold her hand at any moment . . . even if its just for a second.*3 . Kiss her on the forehead*4 . Leave her voice messages to wake up to.*5 . Always tell her you love her every second of the day.*6 .When she is upset, hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you.*7 . Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most.*8 . Sing to her no matter how horrible your voice is.*9 . Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with.*10 . Write her notes. (she loves them)*11 . Introduce her to family and friends . . . as your girlfriend.*12 . Play with her hair.*13 . Pick her up, tickle her, and play-wrestle with her.*14 . Sit in the park and just talk to her.*15 . Tell her funny jokes, tell her stupid jokes, or just tell her jokes.*16 . Throw pebbles at her window in the middle of the night . . .just because you missed her.*17 . Let her fall asleep in your arms.*18. Carve your names into a tree.*19 . If she`s mad at you, kiss her.*20 . Give her piggy back rides.*21 . Bring her flowers just because.*22. Treat her the same around your friends as you do when your alone.*23 . Make Sacrifices For Her And Take Chances.*24 . Let her take as many pictures of you as she wants.*25 . Slow dance with her, even if there isn`t any music playing.*26 . Kiss her in the rain.*27.If your in love with her . . . tell her!!!Subject Wat A Gurl Wants
Gurl: WHEN I FLIP MY HAIR
-PLAY WITH MY HAIRGurl: WHEN I RUN AWAY FROM YOU
- CHASE MEGurl: WHEN I POUT MY LIPS
- KISS MEGurl: WHEN I KICK & PUNCH
- HOLD ME TIGHTGurl: WHEN I CALL YOU A LOSER
- JUST KNOW THAT YOUR MY LOSER (or idiot)Gurl: WHEN I IGNORE YOU
- I WANT ALL YOUR ATTENTIONGurl: WHEN I PULL AWAY
- GRAB ME BY THE WAIST AND NEVER LET GOGurl: WHEN YOU SEE ME AT MY WORST
- TELL ME IM BEAUTIFULGurl: WHEN I SCREAM AT YOU
- TELL ME YOU LOVE ME AND MEAN ITGurl: WHEN YOU SEE ME WALKING
-SNEAK UP BEHIND ME GRAB ME BY THE WAIST AND GIVE ME A KISSTAKE NOTES BOYS................Gurl: IF I DONT CALL YOU
- IM WANTING YOU TO CALL MEGurl: WHEN IM SCARED
-HOLD ME AND TELL ME EVERYTHING WILL BE OK CAUSE I AM WITH YOUGurl: WHEN I LOOK LIKE SOMETHINGS THE MATTER
- KISS ME AND TELL ME NOT TO WORRYGurl: WHILE I HOLD YOUR HANDS
- PLAY WITH MY FINGERSGurl: WHEN IM CRYING
-SAY EVERYTHINGS GOING TO BE OK AND THEN KISS MEFor all you guys out there with ur gals, these are rhe keys to a gurl's heart. it's the simple things that count to them. i dedicate this to my lady, Chena, who has taught me wat it means to love a woman right. i love u baby and am so proud to be ur boyfriend.love always Jarrett
i listen to everythin xcept country...i love aaliyah and beyonce, and my favorite rappers r lloyd banks,50 cent, jay-z and ja rule.
Your Birthdate: December 10
Independent and dominant, you tend to be the alpha dog in most situations.
You're very confident, and hardly anything ever shakes you.
Mundane tasks tend to drain you - you prefer to be making great plans.
You are quite original. When people don't "get" you, it bothers you a lot.
Your strength: Your ability to gain respect
Your weakness: Caring too much what others think
Your power color: Orange-red
Your power symbol: Letter X
Your power month: October
What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
Man... rush hour 1&2 r my absolute favorite movies. chris tucker is my nigga
i watch nothing but sportcenter and yo mama and other shows like the Fresh Prince of Bel Air....
who da hell reads now-a-days wit tv around
im my own personal hero, but my otha heroes r my parents of course and my niggas in TSD.... oh yeah i always loved batman.....
Name: Jarrett Brandon Parker
Birthdate: 12/10/88
Birthplace: Queens, New York 4eva baby
Current Location: Columbia, South Carolina...but not 4 long
Eye Color: dark brown
Hair Color: black
Height: 5ft7in
Weight: 140
Piercings: yea 4 sho
Tatoos: not yet
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Girlfriend
Overused Phraze: i dont have any
FAVORITES
Food: pizza
Candy: skittles
Number: 5
Color: blue and gold.....A&T 4eva baby
Animal: cheetah
Drink: gatorade
Alcohol Drink: shhhh....i'll keep that on the hush hush 4 now
Bagel: sure y not...
Letter: j
Body Part on Opposite sex: eyes, and then the lips
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
McDonalds or BurgerKing: McDonalds
Strawberry or Watermelon: Strawberry...its more romantic
Hot tea or Ice tea: ice tea
Chocolate or Vanilla vanilla
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: hot choclate
Kiss or Hug: kisses r more passionate and intimate
Dog or Cat: dog
Rap or Punk: rap
Summer or Winter: summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: scary movies
Love or Money: cant i have the best of both worlds???
YOUR...
Bedtime: none, im a college student
Most Missed Memory: New York
Best phyiscal feature: My body, as well as my eyes and lips
First Thought Waking Up: my gurl
Goal for this year: survive my freshman year
Best Friends: my gurl, and my niggaz 4rm TSD....they know who they r
Weakness: gurls
Fears: bein totally alone
Heritage: african american/native american
Longest relationship: the one that im currently in
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: yea
Ever Smoked: no
Pot: no
Ever been Drunk: no
Ever been beaten up: do i have to answer this
Ever beaten someone up: yea i have
Ever Shoplifted: i dont need to steal
Ever Skinny Dipped: hell no, i aint white
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: yea..i love gurls....my gurl
Been Dumped Lately: never that
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: blue
Favorite Hair Color: black, wit blonde highlights
Short or Long: i dont discriminate...but long is cool
Height: i prefer 5ft 5in or less
Style: any body that can match mine is cool
Looks or Personality: personality
Hot or Cute cute...the hot ones r usually shallow
Drugs and Alcohol: not 4 me
Muscular or Really Skinny: 4 a gurl....she cant have more muscles than me...but im pretty defined and toned
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: 5....probabaly more than that
What country do you want to Visit: australia
How do you want to Die: in my sleep
Been to the Mall Lately: yea
Do you like Thunderstorms: they dont botha me
Get along with your Parents: yea i guess
Health Freak: no
Do you think your Attractive: of course i do...but im not the only one
Believe in Yourself: yea i do
Want to go to College: im already in college
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Drink: no
Shower Daily: damn right
Been in Love: not been...i am in love
Do you Sing: to the best of my abilities
Want to get Married: yea...my gurl will tell u the darn weddin date
Do you want Children: only 3
Have your future kids names planned out: not yet
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: lost that a long time ago.....guess u betta ask someone else that
Hate anyone: that takes too much energy
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