Nick
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
I wanna meet Jesus or Kirk Hammett. They're pretty much the same person anyway
Welcome to a run down of my top 12 and why they deserve their places.
Lolly: My lovely girlfriend. Lolly get's the number one spot for so many reasons. The first of which being that (unlike some of my other friends) she's willing to hug me and love me without the aid of alcohol (although it does help somewhat). I love her to bits and wouldn't give her up for the world
J33b: The mighty manwhore. He's made it to number 2 for seeing me through everything and being a constant good friend for years. Even though he's sodding off to Plymouth, msn will still keep our friendship strong (plus the fact that he'll probably keep forking out the 40 quid to come back and go see bands with me)
Ruth: The Henley one. Although Ruth left for college last year, the two of us are still friends and engage in many chats about the more depraved side of life over msn quite often. For the many memories, Ruth gets number 3.
Taz: Brownie Beardie. Taz has been one of my best friends for many years now. Also, he has recently started ACTUALLY using his myspace so I feel it's about time he got onto my top friends. For all the times of twisted madness we've had, Taz is my number 4!
Jennifer 'for God's sake Nick don't put that there' Nicol: I haven't the faintest idea why Jenny puts up with me half the time, she's either has an insane fetish for pale long haired men or is plotting to get vengence in some form of 'Saw'-esque fashion when I'm least expecting it. Oh well, best not to think about these things. Jenny is my number 5 because of her smiliness and general ditziness every now and then.
Pip: The Finnish Wonder. Pip may be an idiot, but he's our idiot, and that's why he's number 6. Gracing our halls in September and being a constant source of comedy ever since. Pip won't be at Herschel next year, instead braving bees, fire and any other bizarre circumstance that the BT life can throw at him. I wish him the best of luck
Paul: Not in my school! Paul's just got a myspace that he's actually gonna use for a purpose other than trying to get Brian Molko to sleep with him. He gets number 7 for being such a generally offensive Aryan friend who's so deep in the closet he's finding Christmas presents
Cheppi: The Cheppi from planet Cheppi. Despite being the last of his species, Chep keeps his spirits up by undergoing voyages under tables at Indian restaurants, spanking people twice his size and dancing for 3 hours at a time. For valour in the face of shortness, Cheppi is my number 8.
Sam Clarke: Sam just made it onto my top friends, just like I just made it to his 17th birthday party when he decided to invite me that morning. Sam gets there for being a great friend and not a paedophile (despite the fact that he's ginger). He's also quite huggable and willing to profess his undying love for me after 14 Cobras :).
Mel: Melanie is very friendly, a right good laugh and often likes to engage in regular "what are we gonna do to Jamanda this time?" conversations with me. For this, and standing in for Hannah whenever she's away, Mel gets to be my number 10 friend.
'Shlee!: If it wasn't for redroofs I wouldn't know this tiny little bundle of smiliness and death metal. Pioneer of socialising OUTSIDE our little drama school, Ashleigh's antics have allowed me to make many new friends and gain much insight into friendship, sci fi movies and Slayer. For this reason, she is bestowed with the honour of being my 11th friend.
Rose: Another addition to my friends thanks to the wonder of drama schooling. Of everyone at Redroofs I think I talk to Rose the most and have lots of laughs in the process. A great actress and friend, Rose get's my number 12 spot.
Didn't quite make it:
Aqua: The Aqua Kidd
Inga: Lady of the Rings
Luke: EGO!!!!!!!
Karl: Emoface
Gwen: Angry foot
Charlotte: messagephobe
Jo: Laugh-a-minute
In case I've forgotten you, I apologise, so please remind me if I have:D
Behold:-
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30 Seconds to Mars
AC/DC
Aerosmith
Alice Cooper
The Answer
Apocalyptica
Atreyu
The Automatic
Avenged Sevenfold
Backyard Babies
Billy Talent
Black Label Society
Black Sabbath
Blue October
Bullet For My Valentine
Children of Bodom
Coheed and Cambria
Cradle of Filth
Def Leppard
Disturbed
Dragonforce
Eighteen Visions
Fightstar
Guns N' Roses
Hammerfall
Hardcore Superstar
Iron Maiden
Killswitch Engage
Lenny Kravitz
Lordi
Machine Head
Marilyn Manson
Mastodon
Megadeth
Metallica
Muse
Nirvana
The Offspring
Ozzy Osbourne
Papa Roach
Queen
Rammstein
Scar Symmetry
Seether
Slayer
Slipknot
Soil
Spineshank
Stone Sour
System of a Down
Tenacious D
Trivium
The Used
Velvet Revolver
Within Temptation
A lot of bands on myspace have added me too, quite a few of them are really good and I recommend checking them out...
A New Shade
Blackout
Centuries Cry
The Confession
Crawler
Damion Ross
HMP
Laughter's Not Enough
Of Vice and Virtue
Omnicide
Panic Cell
Replica X
Spellblast
Teramaze
Tribe
Widescreen Mode
and of course...
J33b
Action, comedy, sci fi, fantasy and some horror. There's very little I won't watch and even less that I'll complain about afterwards. There are few films I'll truly say are exceptional, here's what they are so far
- Saw
- Aliens
- Predator
- Pirates of the Carribean: Curse of the Black Pearl
- The 40 Year Old Virgin
- Sin City
- Malcolm X
- Little Shop of Horrors
- Transformers
Then, of course, there's Signs
Worst Movie Ever
Classic comedies, satirical quizzes, sci fi shows, modern sitcoms, cartoons or even just some stand up. I like to be entertained and I love to laugh. Everyone needs some feel good viewing once in a while.
To be honest, I've got better things to do.
Eddie
Bruce Dickinson
Steve Harris
James Hetfield
Kirk Hammett
Robb Flynn
David Draiman
M Shadows
Synyster Gates
Matt Heafy
Travis Smith
Brandon Saller
Lemmy
Stephen Fry
Hugh Laurie
John Barrowman
David Tennant
Ron Perlman
Ewan Mcgreggor
Judi Dench
Cormac Neeson, my future...
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