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The Mysterious Alf

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About Me

Nick Edgeworth:
Actor
Playwrite
Lyricist
Musician
Saxophonist
Occassional Vocalist
Genius
Fucking lazy
Shutterbug
Mathematician
Historian
Linguist
Joker
Aggressive
Cruel but Funny
Metalhead
Leo
Attention Seeker
Vain
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Nicko “The Bum-Bandit” Edgeworth changed my life. Well. With the aid of a little thing called DRAMA. I was littler and different. I was boring and quiet and hateful and I despised everything I was. I had also signed up for an in school drama production. This was where I met acting and the soon to be long haired one. Drama gave me the courage to change myself and Nick gave me an idea of who I wanted to be. I’m well good now. In your face, world. - Louis
Nick's just the best. Plain.And.Simple - Jeeb
"and with that nicks clothes fell from his body revealing a temple of manlyness (sp?)... Buddah would be proud" - Josh
i love him very much and Nick is the sweetest and most kind man i know and he has always been there for me right when i have needed him the most. i love you babe - Lolly
he has good taste in music. he has good taste in drama groups. he has good taste in top people i have to drug/make him hate/kill before i get to the top. he has good taste in funny comments. he has good taste in random shit. he also has good taste. he can also be a nice person =]-Ashleigh
One day a wigmaker will kidnap him or he'll be declared king charles of the year, whichever is more fun. I love Nick because he doesn't smell and has prettiful hair and sometimes lends me his bitch, Louis. Eventually, one of us will get to a high enough position to honour the other. Probably be me because I'm less scared of heights.Love you! -Ruth
Nick is the bestest person in the whole world, and that's because he thinks he is the world =] Thus, he is the best one there. In conclusion, Nick pwns your ass! =D - Karl
Nick lets me plait his hair when my fingers are bored. He only shouts semi-loudly when I flick disgusting things at him and laugh manically whilst he tries to figure out what the frick is going on, why he suddenly isnt wearing any trousers and why there are bits of banana in his hair. He smells like hair and he looks like hair. His hair is a sepeate entity hence the double act 'Nick and his hair'. Nick is taller than me and for that I will send him psychic hate messages from all the way down here for all of eternity. He is a drama queen. He likes nothing more than laughing at other peoples expense and morbidly obese people. And me. Every lunch time he buys two cheese muffins and a sausage roll. I know this because I stare at him whilst he eats it, captivated by the cholesterol. If Nick were a colour, he would be flower. - Jenny
Nick is radical and has very, very long hair, he also is the pwner of Amanda with snowballs :D - Faraaz
what can i say after our brief but splendid friendship in cippenham middle school. the fates decided to put us back together again. while i dont know you that well im a huge fan of your delightfully devoius humour and your amount of man hair! thats bout all i wanted to say - Gayboy/Paul
errrrm he likes to prance about like a poncey little drama boy, but hey who doesnt, errrrrrrm i am his most idolised person in the world, when he grows up he wants to be like me coz im amazingly fabulous, he and ashleigh aspire to be as evil and ruthless at me, but frankly will never manage it. he has just became a 'sir' sir nickolai of cippenehanmanamshire and again aspires to be like me the wonderful LORD LUCAS of maidenheadenheadshire. i hope after reading this you will all love me as much as nick does and add me here because yes i am popular, but i dont like to boast. anyway enough about nick, lets talk about ME Luke Richard - Luke (Just as big an ego as me, the dick)
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I'd like to meet:

I wanna meet Jesus or Kirk Hammett. They're pretty much the same person anyway
Welcome to a run down of my top 12 and why they deserve their places.
Lolly: My lovely girlfriend. Lolly get's the number one spot for so many reasons. The first of which being that (unlike some of my other friends) she's willing to hug me and love me without the aid of alcohol (although it does help somewhat). I love her to bits and wouldn't give her up for the world
J33b: The mighty manwhore. He's made it to number 2 for seeing me through everything and being a constant good friend for years. Even though he's sodding off to Plymouth, msn will still keep our friendship strong (plus the fact that he'll probably keep forking out the 40 quid to come back and go see bands with me)
Ruth: The Henley one. Although Ruth left for college last year, the two of us are still friends and engage in many chats about the more depraved side of life over msn quite often. For the many memories, Ruth gets number 3.
Taz: Brownie Beardie. Taz has been one of my best friends for many years now. Also, he has recently started ACTUALLY using his myspace so I feel it's about time he got onto my top friends. For all the times of twisted madness we've had, Taz is my number 4!
Jennifer 'for God's sake Nick don't put that there' Nicol: I haven't the faintest idea why Jenny puts up with me half the time, she's either has an insane fetish for pale long haired men or is plotting to get vengence in some form of 'Saw'-esque fashion when I'm least expecting it. Oh well, best not to think about these things. Jenny is my number 5 because of her smiliness and general ditziness every now and then.
Pip: The Finnish Wonder. Pip may be an idiot, but he's our idiot, and that's why he's number 6. Gracing our halls in September and being a constant source of comedy ever since. Pip won't be at Herschel next year, instead braving bees, fire and any other bizarre circumstance that the BT life can throw at him. I wish him the best of luck
Paul: Not in my school! Paul's just got a myspace that he's actually gonna use for a purpose other than trying to get Brian Molko to sleep with him. He gets number 7 for being such a generally offensive Aryan friend who's so deep in the closet he's finding Christmas presents
Cheppi: The Cheppi from planet Cheppi. Despite being the last of his species, Chep keeps his spirits up by undergoing voyages under tables at Indian restaurants, spanking people twice his size and dancing for 3 hours at a time. For valour in the face of shortness, Cheppi is my number 8.
Sam Clarke: Sam just made it onto my top friends, just like I just made it to his 17th birthday party when he decided to invite me that morning. Sam gets there for being a great friend and not a paedophile (despite the fact that he's ginger). He's also quite huggable and willing to profess his undying love for me after 14 Cobras :).
Mel: Melanie is very friendly, a right good laugh and often likes to engage in regular "what are we gonna do to Jamanda this time?" conversations with me. For this, and standing in for Hannah whenever she's away, Mel gets to be my number 10 friend.
'Shlee!: If it wasn't for redroofs I wouldn't know this tiny little bundle of smiliness and death metal. Pioneer of socialising OUTSIDE our little drama school, Ashleigh's antics have allowed me to make many new friends and gain much insight into friendship, sci fi movies and Slayer. For this reason, she is bestowed with the honour of being my 11th friend.
Rose: Another addition to my friends thanks to the wonder of drama schooling. Of everyone at Redroofs I think I talk to Rose the most and have lots of laughs in the process. A great actress and friend, Rose get's my number 12 spot.

Didn't quite make it:
Aqua: The Aqua Kidd
Inga: Lady of the Rings
Luke: EGO!!!!!!!
Karl: Emoface
Gwen: Angry foot
Charlotte: messagephobe
Jo: Laugh-a-minute

In case I've forgotten you, I apologise, so please remind me if I have:D

Music:

Behold:-
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30 Seconds to Mars
AC/DC
Aerosmith
Alice Cooper
The Answer
Apocalyptica
Atreyu
The Automatic
Avenged Sevenfold
Backyard Babies
Billy Talent
Black Label Society
Black Sabbath
Blue October
Bullet For My Valentine
Children of Bodom
Coheed and Cambria
Cradle of Filth
Def Leppard
Disturbed
Dragonforce
Eighteen Visions
Fightstar
Guns N' Roses
Hammerfall
Hardcore Superstar
Iron Maiden

Killswitch Engage
Lenny Kravitz
Lordi
Machine Head
Marilyn Manson
Mastodon
Megadeth
Metallica

Muse
Nirvana
The Offspring
Ozzy Osbourne
Papa Roach
Queen
Rammstein
Scar Symmetry
Seether
Slayer
Slipknot
Soil
Spineshank
Stone Sour
System of a Down
Tenacious D
Trivium
The Used
Velvet Revolver
Within Temptation

A lot of bands on myspace have added me too, quite a few of them are really good and I recommend checking them out...
A New Shade
Blackout
Centuries Cry
The Confession
Crawler
Damion Ross
HMP
Laughter's Not Enough
Of Vice and Virtue
Omnicide
Panic Cell
Replica X
Spellblast
Teramaze
Tribe
Widescreen Mode

and of course...
J33b

Movies:


Action, comedy, sci fi, fantasy and some horror. There's very little I won't watch and even less that I'll complain about afterwards. There are few films I'll truly say are exceptional, here's what they are so far
- Saw
- Aliens
- Predator
- Pirates of the Carribean: Curse of the Black Pearl
- The 40 Year Old Virgin
- Sin City
- Malcolm X
- Little Shop of Horrors
- Transformers

Then, of course, there's Signs
Worst Movie Ever

Television:


Classic comedies, satirical quizzes, sci fi shows, modern sitcoms, cartoons or even just some stand up. I like to be entertained and I love to laugh. Everyone needs some feel good viewing once in a while.

Books:


To be honest, I've got better things to do.

Heroes:

Eddie
Bruce Dickinson
Steve Harris
James Hetfield
Kirk Hammett
Robb Flynn
David Draiman
M Shadows
Synyster Gates
Matt Heafy
Travis Smith
Brandon Saller
Lemmy
Stephen Fry
Hugh Laurie
John Barrowman
David Tennant
Ron Perlman
Ewan Mcgreggor
Judi Dench
Cormac Neeson, my future...
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My Blog

Myspace has bored me

So I'm now a facebook whore instead, bye everyone.
Posted by The Mysterious Alf on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 03:50:00 PST

AS Level results

Today was the day that we found out our fated grades...I can't really be arsed with my standard, long winded and often mildly epic blog structure and so I'll make this pretty damn short and sweet... E...
Posted by The Mysterious Alf on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 02:04:00 PST

You know the party’s good when there’s an asian unconcious in the middle of the garden.

Okay, so last night I had a party to comemorate my 17th birthday. I had all the invites sent out, people were on their way and we'd spent the whole day making the hous look lovely and buying furniture...
Posted by The Mysterious Alf on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 12:52:00 PST

Amsterdam: A Blog of Epic Epicness

And so it begins, possibly my most epic blog to date, the Amsterdam trip blog. To break down the awesome epicness of this blog I have decided to divide it into subchapters, enjoy... Chapter 1: The Vie...
Posted by The Mysterious Alf on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 08:25:00 PST

Sick of the Studio '07: An epic blog

Dear God, yesterday was possibly the greatest day of my life; the day that me and Jeeb saw Metallica live at Wembley Stadium. Had to get ready by 10 o'clock because J33b had thought up the notion that...
Posted by The Mysterious Alf on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 09:19:00 PST

1 year on

Okay so that's a bit of a lie, it's about 1 year and 1 month on from when I got myspace. I'll have a look back I quote from my first blog: "Now that GCSEs are drawing to a close i feel a new beginning...
Posted by The Mysterious Alf on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 05:58:00 PST

A pig that won't eat Jews?

So, Jeeb hasn't blogged today. I think I'll fill his space with a irrelevant blog Today was quite good, due to many contributing factors I didn't have a single real lesson: Lesson 1: Maths, half the c...
Posted by The Mysterious Alf on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 12:16:00 PST

woah

3333 views How very strange   (sorry, needed an excuse to blog)
Posted by The Mysterious Alf on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 12:50:00 PST

Cars and what they say about you

After looking at other drivers over the years I have started to notice some patterns in their driving habits. As a reasult, I've decided to compile this handy little list of what cars generally say ab...
Posted by The Mysterious Alf on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 03:11:00 PST

Nick's completely ambiguous, elaborate and frankly pointless blog

Time for a digital update of the points so far so those of you with a myspace can find out whether you can sit back and relax or start some serious grovelling, enjoy.   Pip: -20Melanie/New Hannah...
Posted by The Mysterious Alf on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 05:31:00 PST