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Robert

Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen

About Me

[Humanity] has unquestionably one really effective weapon--laughter. Power, money, persuasion, supplication, persecution--these can lift at a colossal humbug--push it a little--weaken it a little, century by century; but only laughter can blow it to rags and atoms at a blast. Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand. -Mark Twain ____________________________________________________________ _______________________________________________________I had a friend once who told me that the worst mistake that you can make is to think that you are alive, when really you're asleep in life's waiting room. The trick is to combine your waking, rational abilities with the infinite possibilities of your dreams, because if you can do that, you can do anything. Did you ever have a job that you hated, worked really hard at? Long, hard day at work, finally you get to go home, get in bed, close your eyes....and immediately you wake up and realize that the whole day at work had been a dream. It's bad enough that you sell your waking life for minimum wage, but now they get your dreams for free.

My Interests

films, philosophy, comedy, pies, women, friends, filmmaking, live performances, Otter Pops, smackdowns, people who look like Jesus, guitars, vietnamese nail salons, karaoke, comics, music, food, cooking, shopping for food, thinking about stuff, soccer, beers of the world, books, sammiches...

I'd like to meet:

Bad Asses, people who don't suck, the select few

Music:

Punk, Hip-Hop, Common, 60s Rock, Electronic, Swingin' Utters, Jesus Jones, The Beatles, surf songs, TV show themes, Rise Against, Public Enemy, Zero 7, Johnny Cash, Warren G, Against Me!, Tom Jones, Jedi Mind Tricks,

Movies:

Amadeus, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Motorcycle Diaries, Gattaca, Run Ronnie Run, Raiders of the Lost Ark, The Big Lebowski, Sideways, Silence of the Lambs, Jurassic Park, Donnie Darko, Hard Eight, Once Upon a Time in the West, The Right Stuff

Television:

Mr. Show, Family Guy, The Prisoner, Twilight Zone, The Daily Show, Chapelle Show, The Simpsons, The Facts of Life, Who's the Boss, Charles in Charge, Colbert Report, Emeril Live, South Park, Star Trek: The Next Generation, PBS

Books:

The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, 1984, Fight Club, Watership Down, Lord of the Rings, Necessary Illusions, The Old Testament, Victoria Secret Catalog, Sin City, Watchmen, the Dark Knight Returns, Understading Comics, The Hobbit

Heroes:

Mark Twain, Jim Henson, and Me, the hero of my story