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Scott

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About Me

I'm Scott. I'm 24. I 'accessorise' and I write poetry that no-one ever gets to see. I adore girls who wear polka dots. I laugh at my own blog and I love it in 80's films when they're talking about large sums of money and they say "thou", short for thousand.

A packet of chewing gum usually lasts me around four days.

Eventually I'd like to do something more exciting than my current role as a phone jockey. Mind you, everyone I know hates their job but who ever does anything about it? As the song goes:

"He's in love the rock 'n' roll world, but he don't like his boring job no".

My Interests

I'm into music, mainly, and films. And comedy. Oh, and the soccer! I love all that. I especially love watching the soccergoals get scored RIGHT past the netkeeper. Come on The Kettering Town Poppies! Offside!

I'd like to meet:



As regular readers of my blog will know, I am now widely considered to be something of an expert in the field of "facial moistness". Obviously, my ideal woman would have to be someone of similar standing in the scientific community, and I can think of only one person who fits this description. It's the beautiful "celebrity beauty editor" Nadine Baggott. If you're reading this Nadine, please get in touch. I can get pentapeptides, I know a guy!

It's over! I'm heartbroken. I would do a :( but I don't think even a smiley would be able to express my anguish.

"Nadine you fucking bitch! Let's work it out!"

Music:

Ooooooh, I like a bit of everything really. Whatever's on the radio... Just kidding: The Beatles, Love, Blondie, Pulp, Joanna Newsom, Chikinki, Sky Larkin, Asobi Seksu, The Love Letter Band, Spiritualized, The Ronettes, The Blow, Candie Payne, The La's, Modest Mouse, Bright Eyes, Rilo Kiley, The Libertines, El Perro Del Mar, The Stands, Los Campesinos!, The Aerovons, Belle And Sebastian, Dustin's Bar Mitzvah, CSS, Ladyfuzz, The Smiths, Camera Obscura, My Bloody Valentine, The Stone Roses, Elliott Smith, The Jam, The Totally Fucking Awesomes, Bob Dylan, The Verve, Girls Aloud, Patrick Wolf, The Boy Least Likely To, The Rolling Stones, The Broken Family Band, Candi Staton, Television, The Duke Spirit, Hot Club De Paris, Van Morrison, The Stooges, Rialto, Sally Shapiro, Micah P. Hinson, The Arcade Fire, Mew, Neutral Milk Hotel, The Pipettes, The Beach Boys, Good Shoes, The Only Ones, The Velvet Underground, Radiohead, The Concretes, The Stone Roses, The Robocop Kraus, Oasis, Misty's Big Adventure, The Clash, All Girl Summer Fun Band.

Movies:

The Breakfast Club, Pulp Fiction, Anchorman, Withnail & I, Requiem For A Dream, Snatch, Dodgeball, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, 8 Mile, Old Boy, A Clockwork Orange, Run Lola Run, Reservoir Dogs, The Rules Of Attraction, Blues Brothers, The Mask, Fight Club, Memento, Casino, Austin Powers, High Fidelity, Fargo.

Television:

Boosh, Scrubs, Partridge, Lost, Bill Bailey, Spaced, Judge Judy, Armando Iannucci, Jeremy Kyle, Brass Eye, Peep Show, Coronation Street, Family Guy, Futurama, Dark Place, Harry Hill, Bill Hicks, Eddie Izzard, Gervais, Horrific Goth Porn.

Books:

Jack Kerouac, Hunter S. Thompson, Dave Gorman, Oscar Wilde, Luke Reinhart, Will Self.

My Blog

Stolen Phone

T'reet? I got my phone robbed by some pick pocketing scumbag on saturday night. I got a new one and kept my same number but lost all my contacts. So if you could all be so kind as to text me (and obvi...
Posted by Scott on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 12:26:00 PST

"Saw two shadow men on the Vallance Road"

And once again I bid fond farewell to the PR1 and set off on my travels down to the big city. From what I hear, the streets are paved with gold and there are jellied eel stalls on every corner. I've d...
Posted by Scott on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 03:44:00 PST

Harry Potter.

If you don't want to know the result, look away now.Hermione dies.Fred and Lupin die....
Posted by Scott on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 06:23:00 PST

A present.

My Mum's just given me a present.It's a 'Grow Your Own Girlfriend'.I think she's trying to tell me something.
Posted by Scott on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 09:20:00 PST

The ban.

You know the one I mean, the one that came into effect on July 1st. I think it's an infringement of our civil liberties. It's now illegal to glass and/or bottle people in enclosed public places. Disgu...
Posted by Scott on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 05:26:00 PST

Oh. My. Fucking. Christing. Shitting. GOD!

Yes yes I know I should be writing a lengthy Glasto-blog, but I need to share this. I was making a joke about barbed-wire cock rings (like you do) and decided to Google it to see if such a thing actu...
Posted by Scott on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 05:20:00 PST

Top ten funny things to do while buying shoes.

10. Take off your old shoes and throw them really hard at the racks of new shoes.9. Ask an assistant to help you try on a new shoe, and as they're fitting it suddenly freeze and slowly topple sideways...
Posted by Scott on Sun, 27 May 2007 07:26:00 PST

Untitled (c. 2004)

You might hear a song and it sticks in your mindIt seems perfect in melody, lyric and rhymeCherish it privately for you only to hearBut when the song ends, there's no need to fearFor no matter how fla...
Posted by Scott on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 09:10:00 PST

Aahhh, memories...

... or lack of them, as the case may be. I recently bumped into an old friend. She said:"The last time I saw you must have been in Squires about 3 years ago, when you bit my boyfriend on the neck". Ne...
Posted by Scott on Fri, 25 May 2007 01:09:00 PST

Hahahahaha!

Sorry, I just remembered that everyone used to like Alanis Morrisette!
Posted by Scott on Thu, 10 May 2007 05:12:00 PST