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The Happy Midget

"..yeah, you just need a marshmellow on a stick." "That's how you attract midgets?"

About Me

My layout was designed by my beautiful wife, Donna. Beyond that, if there is snow and a cliff, i will jump off it. I like rum. Clowns are funny,especially the ones that run around with bloody hatchets. And oh yeah, i like to drink....a lot.

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

Yes i would.

You Are Barney
You could have been an intellectual leader...

Instead, your whole life is an homage to beer

You will be remembered for: your beautiful singing voice and your burps

Your life philosophy: "There's nothing like beer to give you that inflated sense of self-esteem." The Simpsons Personality Test

Music:

I listen to just about anything. Throw in some bloody hatchets everynow and then to keep a smile on my face.Technologic
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Movies:

Cartoons are good.

Television:

discovery channel, other than broncos, i don't really need channels.

Books:

yes i read sometimes

Heroes:

I like circus midgets. anybody willing or not to jump or be tossed through a hoop of fire wins my heart.

My Blog

sick perverted.....

All of you sick bastards out there who like to get off on finding young'ins on this myspace thing, need to go shove a heated tire iron up your ass.   any of you sick bastards out there who w...
Posted by The Happy Midget on Wed, 24 May 2006 05:49:00 PST