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Robert

Deck the halls with Santa's Balls!

About Me


Don't Knock on death's door.
Ring the doorbell and run!
HE HATES THAT!



My Interests



My Thoughts On
Money :
I Need It
Work : Pays The Bills
Sex : Yes Please
Alcohol : I Like It
Sleep : I Miss It

Full Name : Robert John Carter
Birth Name : Robert Johnathan Lee
Birth Date : Nov. 21 1981
Birth Place : Toledo, Ohio
When : 3:23a.m.
My Car : Plymouth Breeze
Dream Car : Dodge Viper
Grade School: : St. Hedwig
High School : St. Francis de Sales

General Information

Status: Married
Here for: Networking, Friends
Orientation: Straight
Hometown: Toledo
Body type: 5’11” / Average
Ethnicity: White / Caucasion
Religion: Athiest
Zodiac sign Scorpio
Smoke/Drink: No / Yes
Children: Proud Parent
Education: High School
Occupation: Administrative

I'd like to meet:


Anyone willing to add this profile!



My Blog

A meeting with your organs

All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who the one in charge was. "I should be in charge," said the brain, "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing ...
Posted by Robert on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 08:16:00 PST

Personality Survey

What two specific colors best reflect your personality?Blue & Black If you could be any animal, what would you be?Pittbull - Strong, yet loving Your favorite flower is?Good question What is your f...
Posted by Robert on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 08:05:00 PST

*The Relationship Survey*

Basic info....Name: Robert, rob, Hey You, Jack Ass, whatever gets my attentionAge: 25Orientation: StraightLongest Relationship: 7 yearsShortest Relationship: 3 weeksSign: ScorpioSexually Active?:...
Posted by Robert on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 07:23:00 PST

First Reaction [snagged this from Adam]

This is called "FIRST REACTION". Type the 1st thing that comes to your mind whenever you hear these 38 words. Don't think and don't go back and change. It doesn't matter how random just type it!1. Cig...
Posted by Robert on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 05:55:00 PST

About Me

I AM: a fatherI WANT: $250,000 (to get out of debt and buy a better house)I WISH: I made $3000 a weekI HATE: Stupid peopleI MISS: being extremely drunkI HEAR: phones ringingI REGRET: buying to mu...
Posted by Robert on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 08:52:00 PST

My Son's Birthday

WELL, I did it. I survived the 1st year of Parenthood. He's walkin, can say dadda, getting into shit, crawling up the stairs and terrorizing my dogs. He loves T.V...I might have encouraged that a...
Posted by Robert on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 10:19:00 PST

Adult Survey

1) Ever been to a strip club? Yeah, but stopped. they're too expensive.2) Ever been to a bar? Yep, stumbled out of every one of them.3) Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? Not Yet.But my&nbs...
Posted by Robert on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 05:58:00 PST

60 Things you might not know about me

[1] whats your middle name?John [Birth Name: Robert Jonathan Lee] [2] How big is your bed?Which One?- King Size Pillow Top- Queen Water Bed- Full Size Futon[3]What are you listening to right now?Buck ...
Posted by Robert on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 10:40:00 PST

Mile High Club

to all you horny bastard's that ever thought of joining the Mile High Club... Goto This web site. It just might amaze you. http://www.usatoday.com/travel/flights/2006-09-07-mile-high- club_x.htm  ...
Posted by Robert on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 10:22:00 PST

Myspace Tracker

This tracker tell you who opens your page.BUTonly shows those who have the MSTRACKER! The more that joins the better it works.you can customize the look in any way, if you understand html you can add ...
Posted by Robert on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 12:08:00 PST