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Haryuu No Hanekata

'I've been stabbed, shot, poisoned, frozen, hung, electrocuted and burned.'

About Me

.. .. ..Facebook is more betterer than this. FACT. That's right, the Federal Agency against Copyright and Theft are my side, so you'd better be aware, or they will come to your house and stop you watching any of your favourite things or walk around naked or swear, just like in that episode of Family Guy, you know the one.I like long sentences, it really doesn't show through that much up there does it, so I thought that I'd go for another one here, but one which says even less that isn't complete crap, or something like that, I don't know, it's late and I just played through Tekken 5 on Ultra Hard mode, best-of-9 matches with Heihachi. Only took me about 35 minutes as well.I am better at Tekken than you.
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 70%
Stability |||||||||||||| 60%
Orderliness |||||| 26%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Interdependence |||||||||||| 50%
Intellectual |||||||||||| 43%
Mystical |||||||||||||||| 63%
Artistic || 10%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism || 10%
Materialism |||||| 23%
Narcissism |||| 16%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Work ethic |||| 16%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 43%
Conflict seeking || 10%
Need to dominate || 10%
Romantic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Avoidant |||| 16%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Wealth |||| 16%
Dependency |||||||||| 36%
Change averse |||||||||||||| 56%
Cautiousness |||||||||||| 43%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Peter pan complex |||||| 30%
Physical security |||||||||||||||| 70%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||| 50%
Histrionic |||||| 23%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 63%
Vanity |||||| 23%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||| 63%
Female cliche |||||||||| 36%Here's a survey:
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Alex/Haryuu No Hanekata/Endegrim
Birthday: 23 November
Birthplace: Newcastle
Current Location: Newcastle
Eye Color: Browny, I think
Hair Color: As above, but with many other colours randomly streaked through
Height: About six feet high
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right, but I can use my left for most things if called upon
Your Heritage: Yeah
The Shoes You Wore Today: They're boots actually
Your Weakness: You
Your Fears: No
Your Perfect Pizza: Pizza is not nice
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I have my own secret agenda, thankyouverymuch
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I don't know, don't pay much attention to what I say
Thoughts First Waking Up: 'Oh, goody, another day' /sarcastic
Your Best Physical Feature: No
Your Bedtime: Bout two hours before it gets light again
Your Most Missed Memory: I don't know, it's missed ain't it?
Pepsi or Coke: Coke, of the cherry variety
MacDonalds or Burger King: Booooorger King
Single or Group Dates: I'll try them, then let you know, k?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: PG Tips pwns both, sorry
Chocolate or Vanilla: Both; at the same time
Cappuccino or Coffee: Tea, coffee makes me sick
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Not so's you'd notice
Do you Sing: Not by the definition of sing, no. Howl, yes
Do you Shower Daily: I probably should, but who gives a damn except me?
Have you Been in Love: Not really
Do you want to go to College: Well, I'm at uni, so that would kinda be a step back right
Do you want to get Married: Sure, why not?
Do you belive in yourself: For some things, supremely. Others, not even a little
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Hahahahahahahahahaha! That's a no, by the by
Are you a Health Freak: A little
Do you get along with your Parents: Well, aye
Do you like Thunderstorms: Aye
Do you play an Instrument: I can nearly play the guitar badly. And the harmonica, cos it's easy
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No, I don't drink
In the past month have you Smoked: No, I not that fucking stupid
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No, see above
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No, that's what we call 'ambitious'
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No, there ain't a shoppong centre round here
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, because I don't even know what they are
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No, dunno why I would
In the past month have you been on Stage: No, I don't perform. In public
In the past month have you been Dumped: No, that's what we call 'impossivle'
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No, that's what we call 'retarded'
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No, that's naughty
Ever been Drunk: No, tried, failed
Ever been called a Tease: Oh yes. Why, I don't know, but meh.
Ever been Beaten up: In a roundabout way
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: I don't 'want' to die, fuckwit
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Better than I am know
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown/Blue/Green/Yellow/Red/Purple (I'm picky, I know)
Favourite Hair Color: Anything that isn't stupid. Or blonde.
Short or Long Hair: Longer than mine, otherwise it would look weird.
Height: If they're taller than me, that's freaky. So shorter.
Weight: Meh, like it's important.
Best Clothing Style: Not a nudist, cos that's a lil off-putting methinks.
Number of Drugs I have taken: About none
Number of CDs I own: 130 plus
Number of Piercings: Less than 1
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: One or two.
Your results:
You are Spider-Man
Spider-Man 85%
Superman 60%
Robin 55%
Green Lantern 55%
Supergirl 50%
Hulk 45%
The Flash 45%
Batman 40%
Wonder Woman 40%
Catwoman 25%
Iron Man 25%
You Are 52% Evil
You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side.
Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ..
You scored as Demon. Demon: Darkness is your sanctuary. Demons are many and are all different in appearence and rank. The most common are the ones that feed off of human souls. They love to make someone fall into their inner darkness. Blood, wrath, murder... You name it they love it. These beings don't care who you are, if they set their sights on you, let's just hope you know a good excorist. They kill any love within you and pull you toward their side. By any means possible. You wish for chaos and hate, you are the Demon.

Demon


75%

Faerie


58%

Angel


50%

Dragon


42%

Mermaid


33%

WereWolf


17%

My Interests

Music, Martial Arts (esp. karate), Going out with friends, Final Fantasy (of course!)

I'd like to meet:

Tim Wheeler, cast of Scrubs, Bill Bailey, Dylan Moran, Ross Noble (who I have now met, oh yes), Craig Ferguson

Music:

Ash, Placebo, Guns 'n' Roses, Green Day, Maxïmo Park, My Chemical Romance, Thin Lizzy, Kelly Clarkson, Katie Melua, Eva Cassidy, Garbage, Keane, The Magic Numbers, The Blanks, Pulp, The Killers, Kaiser Chiefs, Joss Stone, Queen, Megadriver, Journey, Fall Out Boy, The Beatles, The White Stripes, Evanescence, Alannah Myles, Stereophonics, Michael Jackson, Gorillaz, Razorlight, The Coral, Queens of the Stone Age, Goldfrapp, Maroon 5, Sting & the Police, Rob Thomas, Jamiroquai, Blur, Shakira, The Beach Boys, Orson, Lyn Anderson, Blondie, Catatonia, The Faders, Nina Simone, Nerina Pallet, Sandi Thom, Boomtown Rats, Avril Lavigne, Lostprophets, No Doubt, KT Tunstall, Anastacia, Natasha Bedingfield, Pink, t.A.T.u., Amy Studt, Delta Goodrem, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Amber Pacific, The Beautiful South, Scissor Sisters, Colin Hay, Deep Purple, Hoobastank, Gnarls Barkley, Tears for Fears, The Cardigans, The Faders, Weird Al Yankovic, Bloodhound Gang, Blue Oyster Cult, Bob Marley, Dandy Warhols, James Brown, Little Richard, Jerry Lee Lewis, Chuck Berry, Buddy Holly, Eddie Cochran, The Mamas and the Papas, The Eagles, Dire Straits, The Jam, Aerosmith, ZZ Top, Marvin Gaye, Elvis Presley, Nelly Furtado, Faye Wong, Jade, Ella Fitzgerald, Bobby Darin, The Animals, Dexy's Midnight Runners, the Human League, Madness, Ben E. King, The Monkees, Hard-Fi, Travis, The Zutons, The Cure, The Fratellis, Tower of Power, Steely Dan, Niacin, Dave Brubeck Quartet, Glenn Miller Orchestra, Snow Patrol, Talas, Billy Sheehan, Flogging Molly, System of a Down, Pantera, Aiden, 30 Seconds to Mars, Volbeat, Metallica, Black Stone Cherry, Incubus, Satyricon, Funeral For a Friend, Hellyeah, Hinder, Killswitch Engage, Lamb of God, Mastodon, Shadows Fall, My Dying Bride, Stone Sour, Wolfmother, Slayer, Buckcherry, Charlotte Hatherly, Dimmu Borgir, 1349, Ulver, Darkthrone, Cannibal Corpse, Marduk, Immortal, Emperor, Nattefrost, Gorgoroth, Paramore, Billy Talent, Mayhem, Parikrama. Note: This is a just a selection and is by no means complete, nono.

Movies:

Pirates of the Carribean, Back to the Future, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, anything with Jackie Chan in, Monty Python, The Matrix (just the first one, though), Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children and more....

Television:

Red Dwarf, Lost, House, Punk'd, Top Gear, Have I Got News For You?, Scrubs, Snooker, Formula 1. Lots of other stuff what I can't be arsed to think of.

Books:

Anything by Terry Pratchett, R.A. Salvatore or Tolkien. Oh, and William King fucking ROCKS!!!

My Blog

It’s been a while

I know. It really has, han't it? Aaaaaanyway, figured I'd do a full update on this, despite the fact so many of you obviously care [/sarcasm], but I'm sure someone somewhere does. Hello there, you may...
Posted by Haryuu No Hanekata on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 07:26:00 PST

DOWNLOAD, YE BITCHES!!!

Yes, I was just at Download, which may have been five of the greatest days ever, except for the hours and hours of travelling to and from, that was not so fun. Nor was my pathetic excuse for a tent, w...
Posted by Haryuu No Hanekata on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 06:32:00 PST

Because, secretly, I'm so vain

Answer my questions, bitch. I'm sorry, that was unnecessarily harsh. But do it anyway :p 1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Would you kiss...
Posted by Haryuu No Hanekata on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 09:04:00 PST

Last Year

Since the last year has finally finished, I thought that I'd lay down some of my impressions of it. Not like mouldings or owt like that, but how I feel it went (and, yes, it was a piss weak joke). The...
Posted by Haryuu No Hanekata on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 09:55:00 PST

Londonness!

Well, yesterday was immense amounts of fun, I have to say. Except the bit where I didn't eat anything all day, cept a cherry Bounty. It was bloody good though, ask Antonia, I gave her a bit. But ...
Posted by Haryuu No Hanekata on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 02:42:00 PST

Changes

I think I need to start this off by saying I aint managing as well as I thoought I would, or as people think I am doon here. I was fine, until Thursday, when the realisation of the fact I wasnt going ...
Posted by Haryuu No Hanekata on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 04:34:00 PST

Dream

Okay, quite lengthy, so apologies in advance: A seemingly normal karate class on a Tuesday, until people who left a while ago are there, standing in the exact order I remember, here goes from right to...
Posted by Haryuu No Hanekata on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 05:24:00 PST

Strangest Day Ever. EVER!

How many coincidences is too many? In my view, meeting one person you haven't seen in about a year and a half is acceptable once a month, but a chance encounter wiht another person the same day, that'...
Posted by Haryuu No Hanekata on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 06:12:00 PST

first exam, arrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!

first exam today, mechanics. basically, it's physics which i gave up two years ago cos i was shit at it. spent more exam coughing and drinking water than actually answering questions (never a good sig...
Posted by Haryuu No Hanekata on Mon, 22 May 2006 03:59:00 PST