Jack

Family and Flying

Overview

Look, I have always tried to be as honest as possible. I am truly sorry if any of the following offends you, but it is just me being honest.

General

My name is Jack and that's all you're getting ya stalking bastard. I was born at a very early age, in September back in Canada. I have blue eyes and blond hair. I stand 5'9" and weigh a little more than 200lbs. I'm right handed. My background is Scottish and Welsh, so one half of me hates the other half. I really don't like talking about by vices, but I do have one really bad habit. It involves some form of tobacco. I was born on the cusp. I am either a Libra or a Virgo. It depends on which horoscope I read, but I don't read horoscopes...so I am really neither, or I'm both, whatever helps you sleep. My shoe size is 10.5, I wear 9" Danners. I had an outie bellybutton once, but that was when I was skinny. Now I just have an innie with an extravert personality. My parents aren't married anymore. They were married for 23 or 24 years, it all depends on which one you ask. I think my biggest fear is probably of being alone. My perfect pizza includes barbeque sauce, pineapples and chicken. My biggest goal for this year is to find a job that I like that pays decent money. My most overused saying on instant messenger is "nice." When I wake up, my first thoughts are usually, "It's morning, why the hell is it morning?" I don't really have a "best physical feature" but if I had to pick something, I would have to say my ears. My most missed memory is fall in Sylvan Lake.

My Favourites

My favourite colour is blue when I am on the ground, green when I am in the sky. I don't really have a favourite food. Hockey is my favourite sport. I love cookies and cream ice cream. I generally shop at American Eagle or Ross, it depends on how spendy I'm feeling. Sam Elliot and Mel Gibson are my two favourite actors. Ask me how much I care about Mel Gibson's recent run-in with the law and his "horrible" comments. The answer...I don't care. My very favourite song in the whole world is Amarillo by Morning by George Strait. My favourite holiday is Martin Luther King Day. Kidding, I don't give a crap about Martin Luther Kind Day. Probably Boxing day is my favourite. I love the smell of Jet-A exhaust on a cold morning.

Friends and Life

When I grow up, I want to be a happy pilot. I don't really have any turn ons, but I will say that I have turn offs: whining and bitching. Man, I can't stand that. Don't come to my for sympathy. I suck at that. The best feeling in the world is hearing "Hi, Daddy!" when I come home from work. The worst feeling is being unappreciated. I want to live on 1000 acres on a hill when I grow up. If I could change one thing about myself, it would be my personality. I wish I said like ten words in a day. I ramble. People think I am retarded.

Have You Ever...

I am very much in love with my beautiful wife. I have never been to juvie, I was too smart for that. I should have been though. I have mooned a lot of people in my day, the most memorable time was when I mooned the whole eighth-grade, girls softball team from the roof of the school. I skipped school a lot when I was a kid. I tend to get my ass chewed every day. I have been known to drink an alcoholic beverage every so often. I used to smoke. I ate sushi once, I will never eat it again. I went skinny dipping one time, but I was by myself, so it really isn't that great of a story. I have been drunk before. I was beaten-up in fourth grade by 3 pac (that's what we called him, because he was an indian kid who thought he was from Harlem).

Do You...

I swear too much. I can sing the correct notes to a song, but my voice isn't very pleasant. I shower everyday. I went to two different colleges. I dropped out of Bible college, and I was the top of my class in flight school. I guess I wasn't meant to be a pastor. Too bad. I think I could have been good at it. Go figure. I don't think that I am attractive, but I'll tell you who I think is...no, wait, I don't think I will. I get along with my parents, but I have an unfair advantage, they live in a whole other country and we only talk once a week. I like thunderstorms when I am on the ground. I can't really play an instrument, but I would like to learn how to play the violin. I pray daily, but only go to church one a month or so. I really try to avoid church on the first Sunday of the month. It's a real PITA. I do not own an iPod, but I would really like one. I do not sleep with stuffed animals. I don't sing in the shower. Usually it is so early that I am not in the mood.

This or That

I prefer Pepsi to Coke, because Coke tastes like it was made in a PMU barn. I like Strawberry flavoured things. I like meat better than vegetables. I don't like either MTV or VH1. I really would rather not watch to top 40 most useless countdowns of stupid crap. I don't care to watch some loser get "Made" on MTV. I'll watch COPS. Between Mexican and Chinese, I like Chinese food, but neither Chinese or Mexican drivers. If I had my choice of blind or deaf, I would have to chose deaf, except for when they talk. I can't stand that. I don't like boxers or briefs. Briefers are the way to go. I need the support, but I just don't want to wear something that looks like it was bought at Victoria's Secret or la Senza. That would be gay.

Can You

Laura says that I shouldn't dance. She's probably right. She hasn't lead me astray so far.