If sexiness was corn, your ass would be Iowa profile picture

If sexiness was corn, your ass would be Iowa

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

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My Interests

Philosophy, Business, Music, Art

I'd like to meet:

I met her already.

Music:

jazz (real jazz, not that smooth bullshit), Tibe called Quest, Poor Richeus Teachas, Digable Planets, Violent Femms, Living Legends, Swollen Members, KRS One and all them from BDP, Hyro (the whole crew), Canibus, Snoop (mostly), Green Day, Los Amigos Invisebles, Molotov, Outkast, the Afro-cuban allstars....

Movies:

Adaptation, Royal Tannenbaums (and his other films), Death to smoochy, Oceans 11 & 12, James Bond,

Books:

non-fiction mostly, philosophy, religion, science. Norbakov (Lolita and others) Kafka (the penial colony is my favorate

Heroes:

Ol' Dirty Bastard (RIP), James Bond, Ogalvy, Donny Deutsch, but i'd be less douchey

My Blog

what penis

in a drunken state: this is what happens when you add penis! stealing penis... man on penis.... house of penis.... i know what your penis did last summer... the spongebob square penis... remember th...
Posted by If sexiness was corn, your ass would be Iowa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

what penis's are good for.

in a drunken state: this is what happens when you add penis! stealing penis... man on penis.... house of penis.... i know what your penis did last summer... the spongebob square penis... remember th...
Posted by If sexiness was corn, your ass would be Iowa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Two blondes

Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. Here is their dialogue: Blonde One: I can't seem to get this door unlocked! Bl...
Posted by If sexiness was corn, your ass would be Iowa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST