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Click here to get your free text scroller.I HAVE BEEN TOLD THAT I SUCK...BUT THAT SIMPLY IS NOT TRUE!! I TRULY ROCK
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(FIRST OF ALL LETS PRETEND THAT LAND OF THE LOST WAS REAL) I WOULD LIKE TO MEET THE SLEE-STAK THAT TIME HAS LEFT BEHIND.LETS JUST IMAGINE FOR A MINUTE IF YOU WILL...ALL OF THE POSSIBILITIES!!SO,NOW I (MICHAEL ANTHONY RODRIGUEZ OF SOUND MIND AND BODY)WOULD LIKE TO PRESENT MY THEORY... IF DINOSAURS DIDNT DIE OUT WE WOULD HAVE EVOLED INTO A FUTURISTIC SLEE-STAK.HOWEVER DINOSAURS WERE AROUND AT THE SAME TIME AS SLEE-STAKS,SO THEY MUST HAVE BEEN A PREVIOUS SPECIES.HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE HEH"???WE WOULD HAVE BIG BUGGY EYES (VERY SUITABLE FOR PRADA SUN GLASSES),SCALES(PERFECT FOR THE CALIFORNIA SUN).ON THE DOWN SIDE OUR HEAT BILL WOULD BE OUTRAGEOUS...GLOBAL WARMING WOULD BE AN ASSET.IM JUST SAYING...WHAT IF???..
MY FAVORITE MOVIE IS ZORRO THE GAY BLADE... NOW WHAT DOES THAT TELL YOU ABOUT ME? HMMM? YEAH, I AM PRETTY STUPID.
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READING IS FOR PEOPLE THAT ARE TOO LAZY TO MOVE OVER TO LIFT THE CUSHION TO FIND THE REMOTE.ALL YOU REALLY HAVE TO DO IS LIFT ONE CHEEK...JUST ONE AND THE WORLD IS YOURS. THIS IS BECAUSE WE REALLY LOVE PHYLLIS DILLER!!
I WANNA THANK SANTA FOR BEING A REAL PICKLE OF A PAL. HES GOOD TO ME. I ALSO REALLY ENJOY LENNY AND CARL FOR JUST BEING THEMSELVES.BUT, ON THE OTHER HAND....!WHY AND HOW DO PEOPLE KEEP GETTING CAUGHT AND FINALLY KILLED/MURDERED BY A FREAKIN ZOMBIE??A MUMMY???ZOMBIES HOBBLE..A VARIATION ON THE SHERM WALK IF YOU'LL ALLOW ME THAT!!WHY ARE THE MUMMIES ARMS NEVER BOUND DOWN TOWARDS THEIR SIDES?NOTICE NEXT TIME YOU WATCH MONSTER THEATER ON PUBLIC(POOR MANS) TELEVISION HOW THEY CONVENIENTLY WRAPPED HIM WITH DEATH AND MAYHEM IN MIND.HE'S WRAPPED WITH MOBILITY IN MIND. JUST PICTURE IT...KILLED BY SOMETHING SLOW LIKE THAT....PEOPLE WILL READ YOUR STONE.."KILLED BY THE MUMMY" AND THEY'LL SAY"WOW, MUSTA BEEN FAT AND SLOW"..SEE DOESN'T LEAVE A GOOD AFTERTASTE DOES IT???
mikey and his lame brush with fame!
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look off to the side..wait for it....see!