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DAVID

Its hard to be 1st class.. When yer white trash !

About Me

Theres blood on the carpet and holes in the wall...musta been them pills I took.

My Interests

music(writing,playing,listening), booze, blowin shit up. You know, the usual.

I'd like to meet:

A woman that can whistle the begining to "the winds of chage" perfectly, brews her own beer, cooks, makes coffee, does my laundry, cuts the grass, cuts hair, sews, irons, raps, plays guitar, knows every word to every skid row song, uses correct grammer, can do advanced math, hunts, fishes, bakes brownies, uses deoderant, fucks like a rabbit, has no facial hair, more sarcastic than myself, knows how to install bamboo flooring, speaks 6 languages and knitts. Even though Becky can only do about 4 of these things right now shes still way fuckin better than you are. Oh...and shes famous too, so that counts for something.

Music:

Faster.Louder.Better.

Movies:

Selena.

Television:

The Crocodile Hunter....I swear im not joking, mate. CSI too, but thats about it unless the ESPN gods are being nice and decide to show a Texas Rangers game down here which happens about 5 times a season.

Books:

Crazy From the Heat. Alot more really, but im convinced no one reads this section. I bet that I could probably write "GO FUCK YOURSELF!" here and no one would ever notice.

Heroes:

mom and dad, the big JC, Dimebag Darrell, Hendrix, Zakk Wylde, Randy Rhodes, Eddie VH and anyone else who can make a guitar sing.