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About Me

It was brought to my attention that my page was very Snoop Doggish with all the bitches, hos, and weed references. So let me clean this shit up a little. It's David Ring, your old boy from Blytheville, AR, Gosnell High School class of '92. I am new to Austin as of June 23rd and I know maybe 5 people in town. I lived in Dallas for 10 years so I'm all about the Cowboys and Mavericks. I spent the last 5 years in the Rio Grande Valley so it is nice to be back to civilization and see a diverse group of people. I hate the Longhorns and I'm a huge Sooner's fan on Texas/OU weekend and every other weekend. Seems ironic since I just moved to Longhorn country. I'd wear my OU hat around town but I don't want to stick out more than I already do.I am a habitual Sportscenter watcher and if I'm watching TV it's usually a sporting event, poker tournament, or something fairly educational.I believe in sex, drugs, and rock-n-roll although I am too old for the drugs now.It's a celebration, bitches, enjoy yourself. Now go have sex with Charlie Murphy

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet some cool stoner freaks which there seems to be a surplus of here in Austin. I used to use myspace to troll for easy pussy but I'm back together with the love of my life so that's out. I'd like to meet little retarded kids that are so throwed off that they're happier than a pig in shit with a juice box and a fruit roll-up. Ignorance is bliss!

My Blog

Mike Vick haters need to go fuck yourself!

So glad that this day came and Mike has a second chance. I was never that big a fan of his, although he is an unfuckingbelievable athlete. As someone that was also a victim of shitty circumstances, I ...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Aug 2009 10:42:00 GMT

Kids!

Never in my life did I think it could change so much in week. I had the honor and priviledge to coach the East RGV All Stars and it was the greatest experience I've had since I was in high school play...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Mar 2009 06:27:00 GMT

Un-fucking-believable!

I say everyone that reads this should boycott Murphy Oil, you know, the gas stations at walmart. I went in there this morning and the dumb motherfucker wouldn't sell me a pack of cigarettes. I realize...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Oct 2008 12:50:00 GMT

Michael Vick

What kind of fucking society do we live in when they're sending a motherfucker to FEDERAL prison for killing and fighting dogs? Not just any motherfucker... a darkey quaterback in the NFL! For th...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 06:50:00 GMT