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About Me

Once upon a time in a land not so distant from civilization, an attractive, intelligent, and somewhat emotionally detached twenty two year old name Brandon wandered through the streets of his hometown late at night. He stopped at the liquor store, bought a 64oz of miller high life and a pack of marlboro triple menthol 140's. Upon making his purchase and stepping outside, he met a smut peddler named Flaco. With a very explicit, high-energy sales pitch, Flaco presented to Brandon an Ultra detergent box filled with an astonishingly diverse variety of pronographic films...dvd and vhs. Brandon declined Flaco's offer, not becos he didnt like toilet tramps, but becos he didnt want the guy to know that he had any money and risk being caught in some dark alley by Flaco and four other shady characters. So, utterly pornless, Brandon returned home to drink his beer and smoke his cigarettes -- all of them. Married With Children reruns were on so it was a good night. The end.
You Are An INTP
The Thinker
You are analytical and logical - and on a quest to learn everything you can.
Smart and complex, you always love a new intellectual challenge.
Your biggest pet peeve is people who slow you down with trivial chit chat.
A quiet maverick, you tend to ignore rules and authority whenever you feel like it.
You would make an excellent mathematician, programmer, or professor. What's Your Personality Type?

My Interests

for those of you that care:Skateboarding, music... playing guitar and singing out of tune, drawing pictures of unicorns and shit... no not really, but i do like to draw. I also like to hold hands, take long walks in the park, and look at the sunset... no, not really, but holding hands is nice, walks in the park are fine cos i cant smoke weed at home and the sunset is very uplifting when you eat mushrooms. Let's see... I like pizza, i like beer, i like seafood, and i like steak. Im only telling you this becos im hungry, but next time you see me, keep that in mind.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

against me!, antiflag, thought riot, the unseen, antidote, choking victim, tsunami bomb, the misfits, the exploited, nofx, rancid, dropkick murphys, dead kennedys, pennywise, dillinger four, my chemical romance, afi(pre-sing the sorrow), garth brooks, horror pops, siouxisie and the banshees, nirvana, tiger army, tom waits, johnny cash, wu tang, beethoven, tchaikovsky, bach, dead prez, tupac, heiroglyphics, living legends, modest mouse, fear, the ramones, reba mcintire, clint black, the turtles, jefferson airplane, tommy james and the shondells, the b-52's, that chick band from howard the duck, offspring(pre-americana), me first and the gimme gimmes, glasseater, slickshoes, plain white t's(dont know why, theyre actually pretty gay), complete control, rise against, the fugees (refugee camp, what!), eminem, nwa, atmosphere, del the funky homosapien, deltron3030(the soundtrack to the greatest movie that never existed), blood brothers, green day, ...YES IM GOING TO CONTINUE ON UNTIL I CANT THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE, BUT HEY, CHECK OUT ANY OF THIS MUSIC AND YOU WILL LIVE FOREVER AND BREATHE UNDERWATER LONGER...danny elfman(only becos of the batman movies), pipedown, coheed and cambria, atreyu, built to spill, system of a down, newyork relex, one man army, blondie, phil phillips, george clinton, dj shadow, that guy that made the ninja turtles theme song, nerf herder(buffy the vampire slayer), weezer, whoever made the theme song for mary tyler moore, dio(im not sure you will ever find more hilarious lyrics that werent meant to be funny), metallica (pre-that last one that came out, yes, i like load, so shut the fuck up!), brooks and dunn, the spooks, guttermouth, the swinging utters, AND OH YEAH, I ALMOST FORGOT:

Movies:

I would like to reccommend the following : howard the duck, braveheart, the lion king, higher learning, being john malkovich, very bad things, the lord of the rings(all), star wars(all), star trek (all), what's eating gilbert grape, the man in the iron mask, the patriot, xmen, spiderman, the punisher(the old dolph lundgren version), masters of the universe...yes, i am a fucking comic book geek, but moving on...ninja turtles(only the first two), the little mermaid(what? ive never seen a 16yr old look that good!), jurassic park, midnight in the garden of good and evil, friday, next friday, friday after next, not this coming friday but the next one, pcu, revenge of the nerds, rocknroll highschool, ferris bueller's day off, interview with a vampire, legends of the fall, hot shots, hot shots part deux, killer clowns from outer space, history of the world part I, jaberwocky, the life of brian

Television:

is bad for you, but if you must : the Daily Show, Married with Children, Family Guy, Futurama, the simpsons, beavis and butthead, ren and stimpy, daria, when animals attack, when rednecks speak, when trl is cancelled. .. width="425" height="350" ..

Books:

1984, the catcher in the rye, of mice and men, the fire next time, a place called freedom, tom sawyer, huck finn, the lord of the rings, the bible(dont take that shit too seriously), batman returns(an adaptation of the major motion picture), your fucking histroy text book, you stupid shit...but really, 1984 is the only one you need to read.

Heroes:

holden caufield

My Blog

It Really Isn't Okay...

nicotine and alcohol and deisel fuel that burns my lungs and all that is left for me to say is, "so?" i am just as quick as anyone to point out hypocrasy, but i am really just disgusted by my own. cas...
Posted by In Search Of Better Drugs on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 05:55:00 PST

100 Times Fuckeder ...don't forget to VOTE!

"fighting with glovesnow we're the ones a hundred times fuckederhitting above the beltnow we're the ones a hundred times fuckederciting the factsnow we're the ones a hundred times fuckederexposing all...
Posted by In Search Of Better Drugs on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 08:45:00 PST

Here Is A Reason To SMILE!

kicking and screaming, do you wake up in the night becos the air is so still, you wonder if you are still alive? are you repulsed by greed conspiracies? do you feel an obligation to defiance? we are o...
Posted by In Search Of Better Drugs on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 01:05:00 PST

Lunch Money

    So, the story begins with this fat kid... let's say his name is Lonnie... whatever. Now, Lonnie is fat as fuck, so he's obviously pretty well fed and by the time the lunch period is...
Posted by In Search Of Better Drugs on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 07:39:00 PST

SWEET and TENDER HOOLIGAN

"...and he swore that he'd never, never do it again. of course he won't, not until the next time."
Posted by In Search Of Better Drugs on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 05:40:00 PST

...COMING SOONER THAN NEVER.

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Posted by In Search Of Better Drugs on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 08:34:00 PST

IN SEARCH OF BETTER DRUGS

theres a boy who left his home, he sees a world he has to roam,the stupid little fuck, he thought itd be easy in this enlightened age of nuclear waste.but everywhere he goes, its the same bent circle,...
Posted by In Search Of Better Drugs on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 01:48:00 PST

Thanks for my inheritance.

we are safe, we are contained, we are imprisoned in this hell as it collapses from within, you're realizing your mistakes. it was your guidance, your protection, yah, the shelter from the truth. the e...
Posted by In Search Of Better Drugs on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 04:25:00 PST

That's cool...whatever.

http://www.truthout.org/docs_2006/042406B.shtml
Posted by In Search Of Better Drugs on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 09:39:00 PST

THE IRON CURTAIN RISES AGAIN!

so, a private citizens' militia is planning on privately funding the construction of a wall along the Mexican/US border. whether or not, the government approves funding for their own plans to erect th...
Posted by In Search Of Better Drugs on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 09:53:00 PST