Corey b.

Corey refers to himself in third person and thinks he is a real jerk. He has an alter ego named "Amigo" and they're not friends. His life goal is to have a bobblehead doll created after himself and become serious like Robin Williams. He dreams in black & white, but is not racist. He does his own stunts. He writes his own stories, but has an editor that edits them. He swims with dolphins(don't judge him for this.) He likes people who play Magic: The Gathering, but not the game itself. However, he longs to be a Magician with jazz hands and makes eerie smiley faces. He wants to fight people for a living, but not allow them to hit him back. He wishes he dressed like Richard Simmons on the Reg. He wants to name an island after himself and then turn it into an amusement park, except this time with comedians so everyone will really be amused. Or create a theme park where everyone gets beaten up upon entering and call it "Amused and abused" and you can buy T-shirts that say "I got Amused and abused on CoreyIsland." He wants to meet spiritdancers, be a star of a western, and be a back-up dancer for Prince. He has a fascination with Native American Indians and wants to come back as the next best Elvis impersonator, but better than the King himself, even though that is impossible. He wonders if the statement, "man you're a REAL dummie," is as ridiculous to anyone else as it is to him. He can recite the alphabet backwards. He can count to 100 without messing up. He can and will make fun of little kids in front of their face if they threaten him. He can't dunk. He can't levitate, but is working on it. He is convinced "Smooth Operator" was written about himself. He wants to be remembered as The Last Great American Hero, while retiring in Japan. He wonders how Elton John got away with naming a song "Tiny Dancer," even though it is a clear knock on little people with sweet dance moves. He isn't running for president and he is 100% nonserious some of the time. ____________________________________________________________ ____On the other hand, I'm a straight chiller..pretty mellow human being who enjoys the beauty of the small things in this fallen world. For example: Driving between the hours of 3-5:30 in the morning when the sun is on the rise and the radio is off and no cars on the streets, summer sunsets, drinkin' a cold glass of water after you've just got done running, listening to live music that most people have never heard of, quick witted humor, watching other people and seeing what brings them joy, even though the same things happening to me probably wouldn't make me as happy as it does them. The temperatures 70-75*(not 98* never a big fan of them), playing or watching the beautiful game! - soccer, animals..my dog diamond, experiencing truth in its rawest form, I enjoy uniqueness in all forms of life...and the beginning and the end, which is Jesus - his pursuit and my own.________________________________________________________ _________This is heartfelt sadness in its purest form, so dark on the inside, but on the outside its warm. Deep pain found in the chest and wishing for eternal rest. Soon it will end we pray and we hope because now we can no longer cope...with this place of evil and cold and find ourselves less than being bold. Boldness is defined by the fearless and brave, not by being victim to something, thats the definition of slave. Too much freedom and we completely lose control and become completely lost just playing a role...a pawn in this chess game, so nothing, so small, a major loss that completely dropped the ball...but given hope by the healer of the lame we have been crowned with eternal fame. - Corey b.__________________________________________________________ __"Love anything and your heart will be wrung and possibly broken. If you want to make sure of keeping it intact you must give it to no one, not even an animal. Wrap it carefully round with hobbies and little luxuries; avoid all entanglements. Lock it up safe in the casket or coffin of your selfishness. But in that casket--safe,dark, motionless, airless--it will change. It will not be broken; it will become unbreakable, impenetrable,irredeemable. To love is to be vulnerable." - C.S. LewisVanessa Da Mata & Ben Harper - Boa Sorte/Good Luck (gorgeous song)Cristiano Ronaldo - (Greatest player in the world.)Dwight Yoakam - "Please, Please Baby" (gotta love this guy.)Chris Glover - "Stand on Your Seat" (this song fits me like a glove)Common - "A Dream" (this is my heart.)Bang Bang Bang - "Move to the Music""The" David Beckham.