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bartenderboi

You call it 'Selling Out'. I call it 'Cashing In'!

About Me

I'm a 25 year old bartender and a 6th or 7th year sophomore at CSU. (My advisor says that I should graduate Spring 2034, or Fall 2033 if I work hard and push myself. I've always liked Spring!) I like Cluny, the Premium 36 Month Scotch Whisky, and Live Music. I think kids are like pets. They're o.k. in small doses when they are someone else's responsability. (I've killed two fish because I forget to feed them. How good do you think I do with a kid? They kinda' get pissed if you kill a kid!). I sleep during the day and work at night. (What's there to do at 9am that can't get done at 4pm?) I party too much and sleep too little, but I moisturize to make up for it!

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My Interests

Live Music, how to retire on $500, where the Cluny actually is for those 32 months, and what you really learn in college after 4(or 6+) years. Oh yeah, and how many different ways are there to make a fuckin' Sex on the Beach?

I'd like to meet:

Someone else in this town that actually has a clue what's really going on.

Music:

Home of the Best LIVE Local, Regional and National Music Acts!

Good live music! Locally, I fuckin' love Misfortune 500 and Pot Luck ! Regionally, Downpour , HYBRID-L , Uncrowned and any one else that can keep up. I also like most any fun punky stuff ( Secret Agent Bill , Fall Out Boy, Good Charlotte, FNA , Bowling for Soup, Busted, Simple Plan, Fighting the Fall, The Low Budgets...)

Oh yeah, and I love a good cowbell solo, too!

You Are a Glam Rocker!
You put the "show" in rock show with your larger than life self.
No doubt, you are all about making good music...
But what really gets you going is having an over the top show.
Glitter, costumes, and wild hair are your thing - with some rock thrown in! What Kind of Rocker Are You?

Movies:

Comedy, action(I love James Bond), and some drama. I hate horror films(if I wanted to scare the shit out of myself, I would look in the mirror after being up for three days).

Television:

I just got cable for the first time in years! DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY CHANNELS I FREAKING HAVE?!? I love non-fiction TV: History Channel, HGTV, Discovery, BRAVO, and of course, Comedy Central, and MTV, too. Oh, and I'll always watch ANY Texas Hold 'em re-runs I can find! I always want to learn something new!

Books:

I don't read books. I have a TV! ...wait, does "Reader's Digest" count as a book?

Heroes:

James Bond; my boss, Dave (wtf, might get me a brownie point or two; and trust me...I always need 'em); that guy who married Brittney Spears for a day; anyone retired; and whoever invented those plastic zip ties.

My Blog

T-SHIRT WISDOM III

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Posted by bartenderboi on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 05:10:00 PST

T-Shirt Wisdom II

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Posted by bartenderboi on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 03:00:00 PST

T-SHIRT WISDOM

Most of the Answers to Life's Great Questions Can Be Found on the front of a Fruit of the Loom T.   ...
Posted by bartenderboi on Sat, 22 Oct 2005 06:24:00 PST

Why I don't blog...

I don't write blogs because I don't care if anyone reads it or not. I've learned that I don't really like people. I don't care what they are thinking about. I don't care what they did. And I really do...
Posted by bartenderboi on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

He loves me, he loves me not...

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Posted by bartenderboi on Wed, 26 Oct 2005 06:07:00 PST

Fire @ the old Jordan Mill

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Posted by bartenderboi on Tue, 25 Oct 2005 06:02:00 PST