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mary

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About Me

The belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a woman who was made out of the rib of some man was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree is completely valid and true. I just hope all the skeptics realize that they'd better accept God's unconditional love before he tortures them forever.

My Interests

animals other than humans, plants, music, books, learning, chilling out, yoga, doing stuff to my house, breaking things (especially expensive, awesome, and/or electronic things) and sometimes movies/video games. and cats.
adopt your own virtual pet!

I'd like to meet:

america's next top kitten

Music:

my mother noted that music was always important to me and that my expenses were always on music and my brother's on video games. he's got better hand/eye coordination than me.

Movies:

i'm a bad person to watch movies with; aaron always wants to strangle me. elizabeth is usually nicer about it.

Television:

i don't use it. but this is hot

Books:

i love them

Heroes:

it's pronounced "yeero", but i'm a vegetarian.

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My Blog

Neiman-Marcus Cookie Recipe

NEIMAN-MARCUS COOKIES (Recipe may be halved) 2 cups butter 24 oz. chocolate chips 4 cups flour 2 cups brown sugar 2 tsp. soda 1 tsp. salt 2 cups sugar 1 8 oz. Hershey Bar (grated) 5 cups blended oatme...
Posted by mary on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 02:25:00 PST

ATTN TRAVIS COUNTY VOTERS

so, as is tradition during voting seasons, here is my list of "for whom to vote"know that i made my decisions based on the candidates' answers to league of women voters' questions. in two cases, i ch...
Posted by mary on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 10:22:00 PST

freedom and the larvae are back!

today is my first day of freedom (from law school, for the summer, anyway.) as yesterday i turned in my seminar paper and that's it for spring 07 hooray!also the compost pile is still pretty rank but ...
Posted by mary on Tue, 15 May 2007 01:29:00 PST

today i dug a grave

and soon you won't even be able to tell
Posted by mary on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 04:57:00 PST

the rotting pile

i have a hole in my backyard with a trashcan in it. i cut the bottom of the trashcan off, so it's hollow, like a toilet paper cardboard role. in the trashcan, i throw my compost. it had been chuggi...
Posted by mary on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 05:13:00 PST

my brilliant response to penis pill spammers

oh um also as a girl... size really doesn't matter that much. it's what you do with what you have. and there *is* such a thing as too big. a woman's vagina is only so long until you start hitting the ...
Posted by mary on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 01:18:00 PST

fishermen killers

i was very sad to see in the news that a 100 year old, 60 pound, 4 foot long female rockfish was hauled in by fishermen off the coast of alaska by a seattle based fishing boat. it's not certain how l...
Posted by mary on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 08:08:00 PST

"The Condemned"- social commentary?

well no, it's not.and if you don't know, "the condemned" is a movie coming out with stone cold steve austin. he is an inmate in a corrupt central american prison, waiting for the death sentence (beca...
Posted by mary on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 11:14:00 PST

law school??????!!????!?

Soooooo... for those of you interested in my schedule for these final days of law...This semester, our last day of school was the 8th. Finals begin on the 11th. Our "reading day" was the 9th. Look ...
Posted by mary on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 08:59:00 PST

moved the intelligence stuff

Your Dominant Intelligence is Intrapersonal IntelligenceReflective and thoughtful, you enjoy spending time alone.You are good at analyzing yourself - and knowing your true feelings.Totally self aware,...
Posted by mary on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 01:44:00 PST