apparently, servers are just second-rate strippers |
saw this ad on craigslist, with the title "tired of waitressing?"------"Then take the next step- come into dancing. Busy adult club in Richmond, seeking dancers- both experienced and inexperienced."&n...
Posted by amanda on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 11:32:00 PST |
rock n roll never forgets |
i'd be lyin' if i said i weren't petrefied of gettin' old(er). don't get me wrong, i am elated to see my friends settle down and have babies and carve a space for themselves and buy houses ...
Posted by amanda on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 12:05:00 PST |
alcoholiday |
so i hope everyone is enjoying their labor dabor, the last (and best, in my opinion) of the summer holidays. here's to a fond farewell to the swampy southern heat, rollercoasters, pool parties, ...
Posted by amanda on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 02:46:00 PST |
i wish that i knew what i know now, when i was younger |
well, technically, i left for here goin' on six months ago, but now i feel as though i've really come home. don't get me wrong, i miss chapel hill like crazy most nights, but i am lovin' it here...
Posted by amanda on Thu, 17 May 2007 12:09:00 PST |
danzig is the new diamond |
text message replay of my birthday, between yours truly and my bff, the amazing mr. witt:
amanda: it should be illegal not to get laid on your birthday.
brandon: your text about gettin' laid on the b-...
Posted by amanda on Tue, 15 May 2007 12:17:00 PST |
how are you ever gonna find a boyfriend if you keep shacking up with dogs? |
that might just be the best line in a movie preview that i've ever heard. this movie will no doubt make me bawl my dog-lovin' eyes out, but i think i'm gonna like it. this is from the guy ...
Posted by amanda on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 05:55:00 PST |
misanthropy |
last night at barnes and noble (yeah, yeah, i know) i heard a distinct, unmistakable metallic snipping sound from a few aisles over. i thought to myself, "no, that can't be right. what sor...
Posted by amanda on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 01:19:00 PST |
he is, he said... |
...or at the very least, he would like to be. as a post script to my previous neil diamond entry, anyone wanna go see super diamond with me in dc on march 24? just try to deny the power of the sequins...
Posted by amanda on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 11:46:00 PST |
there are two types of people in the world: those who like neil diamond and... |
... and those who don't. it's driving me crazy that i can't remember the exact quote about neil diamond from 'what about bob?'. lately, every time my bff brandon and i hang out, we've ende...
Posted by amanda on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 02:28:00 PST |
teenage zombie love |
i realize that i haven't been getting out much since i've been back in richmond, but i don't understand how this one snuck past my undead radar. ...
Posted by amanda on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 12:03:00 PST |
