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Matty

CEO OF THE MATTY EVANS APPRECIATION CLUB

About Me

Love mixing speed garage/bassline house/4x4! love goin out with the boys and having a laff!Im saft and can always make people laff even if i mek me self look a cock!


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My Interests

I like to weight train I love DJing, especially mixing 4x4! Must admit love my weekends out with the lads! Bring on the lash

I'd like to meet:

Anyone intresting and funny especially Ricky Gervais, Peter Kaye, Catherine Tate and Leigh Francis oh and ray winstone (THE DADDY)Oh yea and obviously birds like Jlo, Hally berry, Jessica Alba, Eva Mendes and Sophia Bush (i cud go on all day)

Music:

Speed Garage/Bassline House, Jungle/Drum & Bass, Rap, RnB, funky house oh yea fukin love the music man and timewarp - the best songs for any family do!!! that karate kid song makes me get excited and if i hear it while im pissed i try to become daniel-son!


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Movies:

Shaolin Master Killer (36th Chamber Of Shaolin, Snake in the Eagle's Shadow, Enter the dragon - lots more kung fu films!!!Commando, terminator 2! Spagetti westerns - (the good the bady the ugly, fist full of dollars), Napoleon Dynamite GREEN STREET!!!Friday,Cactus Jack, Scarface, A Bronx Tale, Casino, Goodfellas, Godfather's, Menace II Society, Lockdown, SCUM, Boyz in the Hood, Dont be a menace and any good comedy like american pie, ace ventura, dumb and dumber, naked gun, scary movie and police academy!!! and especially Porkys! Bring on the action and comedy!!!

Happy and you know it


No way Me Wayne Ging and The Chillies in Caledonia Chicken about 3am - Shit Faced! AVE IT

Dish Punch


At paddys house after a big session on the lash!shock im shit faced! and shock i break summat! and shock wayne has to tell him to hit me again!

Wayne Narroway - Lloyds Bar


Wayne takin the piss, literally

Wayne Narroway - Dont stop


rick astley, i mean Wayne narroway doin his outhere brothers impression

Wayne Narroway - THE WORM


My mate Turk tries to do the worm, then its wayne narroways turn while he is drunk! yes that is the local pub and yes he did land into the table and knock over all the pint glasses! AVE IT!!!


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Television:

SHAMELESS , THE SOPRANOS!!!Boxing, UFC, Soccer AM, South Park, heroes, Scrubs, Lost, Prison Break, One Tree Hill, That 70s Show, King of Queens, The Young Ones,Jackass,Dirty Sanchez, Alan Partridge, Fresh Prince, Girlfriends, that catherin tate show and of course - THE OFFICE & ONLY FOOLS AND HORSES!

Books:

Lads Mags -nuts, zoo

Heroes:

That bloke that saved my life!!! Batman and Robin!!!

My Blog

Eric Cartman and Tango orange videos

Dont ya jus luv Cartman?oh yea ive threw in the old tango adverts an all!.. width="425" height="350">..>.. width="425" height="350">..>.. width="425" height="350">..>.. width="425" height="350">..>.. ...
Posted by Matty on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 01:09:00 PST

Napoleon Dynamite Best Bits

If you ay eva saw Napoleon Dynamite u dow no wha ur missin!!!Heres a few clips.. width="425" height="350">..>.. width="425" height="350">..>.. width="425" height="350">..>.. width="425" height="350">....
Posted by Matty on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 10:00:00 PST

Pub Jokes

HERES A FEW JOKES FOR YA!!!A mangy looking guy who goes into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "No way, pal. I don't think you can pay for it.""You're right," the guy says. "I don't have a...
Posted by Matty on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 09:33:00 PST