Jules

Beware of my background, it is likely to cause fitting ************************************************************ ***********Things that I like are... Little Car (generally, though not much at the mo as he somehow CRASHED HIMSELF). Sticking aggressively to speed limits (if you hit a child at 30 theres an 80% chance they'll live; if you hit a child at 40 theres an 80% chance they'll die). Having a rude car sterio. Listening to the Ibiza CDs and singing along out of tune. Making myself laugh out loud. Living in "your own little world". Lost weekends. Being a grown-up now and again. Tom Hill (aka The Goat, aka The Fox). Occasional flashes of brilliance. The word 'inexorable'. £2 pizza. Any pizza. My nail extensions. The Rat in its heyday. Getting waxed. Dame Alice 6th Form. Friendless Four. Carly Fordham 10G (My Love who taught me 'water off a ducks back' & is prob the only person I can take criticism from). The Imp. Jessie-Bear. Power of Four. My first 6 months at 499. When The Boy realises how funny I am. Throwing massive tantrums and getting away with it. Being the centre of attention. Clubbing in jeans and trainers. Occasionally being a WAG. Short skirts, tanned legs. Good photos. Fond memories. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Being a stroppy madam, there are plenty of things that I do not like. These are...Washing my hair. Little Car breaking down ALL THE TIME. Gratuitous curseing on tv (prime example is Hollyoaks late night specials - its just un-necessary). Playboy merchandise. Especially the pencil cases and wallets that are marketed at and sold to children. Work hard; Play hard. Stalling esp when there's other people in the car. Being bored. People ignoring me. Strangers touching me. Getting told off for having tantrums. The feeling of foam. People winding me up on purpose. Viscous (Vez is with me on this). People who are indecisive and not pro-active. Worrying about money. Vulgarity. BAD MANNERS.