Old-school video gaming, robot dance, whatever IPOD tells me to be interested in, I love to hate politics and politicians, Anything current affairs related, I'm a total news junkie, Cards baseball, Blues Hockey, Puma and Adiddas shoes, cooking shows and cook books (it's more fun when it's not your job), long walks on the beach, hand-holding and slow dancing. Ok, those last three were lies. But I am a fan of the beach. Being from Missouri, it seems so exotic.
Pull over......
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Anything that makes me happy, sad, lonely, angry or joyous.
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Beastie Boys, Beatles, Ween, Ben Folds, Kraftwerk, Aesop Rock, El-P, Steve Miller Band, Blackalicious, They Might Be Giants, Beck, Britney Spears, Material Issue, Air, Common, Jurassic 5, Dan the Automator, The Dandy Warhols, De La Soul, Stereo Total, Wu-Tang Clan (except U God- he sucks), Prince Paul, OutKast (up until that double disc thing. It's terrible), Pearl Jam, Nirvana, MF DOOM, RJD2, Hank Williams, Merle Haggard, Ladytron, Joe Jackson, Johnny Cash, Michael Jackson, Willie Nelson, Son Volt, Tori Amos
Rocky, Roger and Me, Smokey and the Bandit, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, The Princess Bride, Big trouble in Little China, The Good Bad and the Ugly, The Black Cauldron, Kingpin, Caddyshack, Crank, Death Race 2000, Batman (the ones with Michael Keaton and Adam West), Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, Weekend at Bernie's, The Chinese Connection, Fists of Fury, Godzilla vs. MechaGodzilla, Godzilla (the original, without Perry Mason in it), Destroy All Monsters
Blues Hockey, The Venture Bros., Cardinals Baseball, Veronica Mars, Angel, Wonder Showzen, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Get a Life, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sealab 2021, Pee-Wee's Playhouse, VH1 Classic, Buffy, The Ben Stiller Show, My Name Is Earl, The Office (both versions), Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Sopranos, Bobby Flay's Throwdown, Iron Chef, Anything with Rachael Ray in it, South Park, O'Really? Factor, Lou Dobbs Tonight, Hardball with Chris Matthews, And anything that had Sheppard Smith from FOX news is always awesome.
Colbert pwns Bush!
Mike Mulligan and his Steam Shovel, Let Us Talk Of Many Things-William F. Buckley jr., The Lord Of The Rings- J.R.R. Tolkien, Any book by the NPR nerds like Sarah Vowell or David Sedaris, A People's History of the United States- Howard Zinn, Anything Mental Floss, The Illiad and the Odyessey- Homer, The Georgics- Vergil, The Road- Cormac McCarthy, Ovid- Metamorphoses, Hesiod- Works and Days and Theogony, Sappho- The Love Songs, Xenophon- A History of My TImes, How to Beat Nintendo Games (1-5).
Anyone who isn't afraid to laugh at themselves, Sheppard Smith, George W. Bush, Bill Clinton, Kit Bond, The entire braintrust in the state legislature down in Jefferson City , Pro Athletes make good heros, as do movies stars like George Clooney and Mel Gibson, Paris Hilton (She's been through so much and stayed strong), Kevin Federline, Kim Jong Ill, and Scooter Libby. Oh yeah, Jennifer Scroggs is a light that shines on the darkest nights.
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