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Jack

I am here for Dating

About Me

I moved to DC last year after the rents got too high in Chelsea. I'm about 5'8", 145 and super cute! I live for drag bingo nights at Chaos on 17th (reminds me of Lexington and 47th back in the old days in NY!) and dancing till I have blisters!! Those urban funk dance classes I took at the Y are really paying off. I am a certified gym bunny and getting more defined by the day (5 days a week will do that to you!) I'm still a new DC guy here, so I need someone to show me the ropes around this town.

My Interests

bareback sex, felching, shrimping, trowelling

I'd like to meet:

super shallow assholes with huge cocks who talk dirty while fucking me bareback

Music:

70's porn riffs, anything with a fast, hard, syncopated beat someone can pound my ass to. Erasure, Dolly Parton, New Order, Blondie, The Pretenders, Gloria Estefan and the Miami Sound Machine, Enrique Iglesias, Gwen Stefani, Klaus Nomi

Movies:

We the Living, Lorenzo's Oil, The Greg Louganis Story, anything with Susan Sarandon, Thelma and Louise (fast forward thru the Geena Davis parts, that SCENE STEALING BITCH!!!)

Television:

Daily Show, Designing Women, Golden Girls, Major Dad, West Wing, Mary Tyler Moore Show, Price is Right

Books:

Coping with Herpes, The Earth, My Butt, and Other Big Round Things, The Authorized Biography of Greg Louganis

Heroes:

Greg Louganis, Brian Boytano, St. Francis of Asissy