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baliblackheart

i can't handley mental it

About Me

i am a dork who lives on a hill
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Name: Bali The Hot Tamalie! just kidding
Birthday: July 28th
Birthplace: San Francisco
Current Location: San Francisco... I haven't moved
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brunette
Height: 5' 6''... I think
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: sushi/whiskey (jap-irish, ha)
The Shoes You Wore Today: My skate shoes! Every fucking day
Your Weakness: Kryptonite
Your Fears: Needles, dumbasses
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: If i had goals i wouldn't be sitting here
Your Most Overused Words: Yea, Hella, Like, Fuck
Thoughts First Waking Up: "Who the fuck is that?" haha. joking. seriously
Your Best Physical Feature: My Brain. It's sexy
Your Bedtime: Whenever my mommy says so
Your Most Missed Memory: Can't tell you that
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate! Always
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: No. I'm a quitter
Do you Swear: Hell no! I'm a good girl
Do you Sing: Yes, terribly. Clear the room when I do
Do you Shower Daily: No
Have you Been in Love: A few times
Do you want to go to College: Too late. I already am
Do you want to get Married: Eventually I guess
Do you belive in yourself: Ugh
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: What the fuck kinda question is that?
Are you a Health Freak: I wash my hands too much
Do you get along with your Parents: They're my parents. I hafta
Do you like Thunderstorms: Hell yes.
Do you play an Instrument: No. Too lazy
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Does last night count?
In the past month have you Smoked: ...Yea ok I admit it. But I'm getting better. Honest
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yup. I gotta get more-- nevermind
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Fuck no. Yuck
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Hell yes!
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
Have you been Skinny Dipping: Yes, I LOVE skinny dipping
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: A million poor boy's hearts
Ever been Drunk: Who, me?
Ever been called a Tease: Yea. I don't put out cuz I'm a virgin. hahaha
Ever been Beaten up: Your grandma kicked my ass bad
Ever Shoplifted: Yea. My first arrest!
How do you want to Die: What? We get to choose now?
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Somebody who matters
What country would you most like to Visit: Bali, Indonesia

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My Interests



Paris Hilton in jail makes me unusually happy. So naturally this leaves me quite amused:
I'll kick yer ass in quarters!
I love everything to do with Miss Croft and anything Frank Miller, www.rotten.com, skateboarding, ... uh... and booze? As you can see I lead a VERY interesting life.

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Music:

Anything that rocks and rolls... Guns N' Roses, AC/DC, The Rolling Stones, CCR, Reverend Horton Heat, Al Green, Stray Cats, CKY, The Scrawnies, Rob Zombie, The Clash, Nirvana, Billy Idol, Blur, Cory Hart, Areosmith, Detriot Cobras, The Eagles, Tom Petty, The Cure, Daniel Lioneye, James Brown, ZZ Top, Sublime, Ted Nugent, Wayne Newton, George Baker, Stevie Wonder, Van Morrison, HIM, Def Leopard, White Town, OLD Green Day, OLD No Doubt, Offspring, Steppin Wolf, Horrorpops, Incubus, Paul Revere & The Raiders, Utada Hikaru, Dead Kennedys, Cake, George Thurogood, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Little Richard, Rob Zombie, Stevie Ray Vaughn, NIN, KC & The Sunshine Band, Me First & The Gimme Gimmies, The Beatles, Ray Charles, Marylin Manson, Rob Thomas, Kenny Wayne Shepard Band, Gnarls Barkely(drink a shot!), The Sharks, The Meteors, Johnny Cash, Rage Agaisnt The Machine, John Melloncamp, Golden Earring, The Doors, Janis Jopin, Garbage, Shakira(yea fuck you too; she's smokin' hot), Kiss, Joan Jett, Queen, Queens Of The Stone Age, Lynard Skynard, Motley Crue, Danzig, The Choptops... and how can I forget; Johnny Nitro and The Doorslammers!

The list goes on.. .. ...

Movies:

Sin City, Original Sin, House Of 1000 Corpses, The Devil's Rejects, Jackass 2!

Television:

tv makes me upchuck

Books:

The Catcher In The Rye, The Last Days Of Summer, Slammerkin, etc aw, who am i kidding? i'm illiterate!

Heroes:

Lara Croft!! Wolverine, Batman, Indiana Jones, Holden Caulfield, and Marv:

my hand-made Nancy Callahan costume from Sin City (thank you Ilya for the fuckin awsome photography)

i am trying so hard not to laugh

(Two floating dorks in Hawaii)

Anchor Steam is my favorite beer

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My Blog

Mr. M. H.’s house

my very fist job was in lafayette, a four day rat job. this old man was living in a home that court ordered he have cleaned. it needed to be bulldozed. at that point it was more the rat's home than hi...
Posted by baliblackheart on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 08:02:00 PST

hot pink nailpolish

an old lady in alemeda died in her bathroom and was there for ten days, i think. not as bad a smell as 3 months, but it was fresher so it stank pretty bad. at the CSC, inc headquarters, or the shop, w...
Posted by baliblackheart on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 07:30:00 PST

what, did i step in something...?

so i've been well aquainted at this point to the reek of death. i've practically marinated in death-saturated rooms while cleaning after some poor asshole who's been lying there dead fo...
Posted by baliblackheart on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:37:00 PST