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hossman

About Me

Well what can I say, I hope to be a carpenter. I go to Penn Tech, also known as Penn Tech Shit, which happens to be a 4 year technical school. Im an avaerage kinda guy with a medium build. I drive a truck, dodge, an American Dream. I listen to country, I like Brad Paisely and of course CASH! I just recently started playing texas holdem with the gang. I like having six keggers, and i like to drink coors light liner cans. Embrace the smooth taste! Everything in my house is either in a box or can. I never have any money and I still owe Conrad and Big Joe some dough. You can always find me at Best Way or Sheetz, I will usually have on my Wolverine Boots, Steel Toe, and my flannel shirt along with my John Deer Hat. I like playing Grand Theft Auto 3 San Adreas Vice City. I enjoy jelqing. I like 4 inch lifts, king cabs, turbo diesel semis, neon lights, talons, pills, rainguard, rhyno bed lining, jergens ultra healing, rainspots, andy hoover, ( Oh yea.. if you would like for me to help you with any construction needs, feel free to contact me and I can help you with any odd jobs, estimates, or roofing. Sheet metal, re-bar, plastic, CAt!, Cat nip, John Eichelberger, spagettios, Some good A N, Tim Spahn, Anime, Playgirl, mudflaps, spectras, pcts, energizer bunnies,

My Interests

bw, sheetz, trucks, see about me for more details

I'd like to meet:

Ellen, Jenna, Decembre, Whore Bitch, Of course becca, Of course my idol.. Billy Idol, Kenny Chestney, Josh Farabaugh,

Music:

Mostly anything the guys like, and yes i do like as i lay dying because i am wearing their apparel. BURY YOUR DEAD!

Movies:

Home Alone 1,2,3, Resevoir Dogs, How to be a carpenter, Angels with Dirty Souls,

Television:

Whatever Spahn is watching

Books:

Mankind's Autobiography, Bible, Carpentry 101, How to drive a dodge, old people suck, how to fuck virgins

Heroes:

Big John Steinbugl, and Denny from Work, Hossman,