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jengasm

VOTE... or we can't be friends.

About Me

1- uncc can kiss my ass. 2- i laugh at people who take themselves too seriously. 3- i believe sex should be a favorite american pastime. 4-my hair is nappier than yours. 5-i pretend i am jimi hendrix's lovechild... because... that would make me way cooler than you. 6-my teddy bear's name is rupert... we're currently sleeping together, and boy, is he jealous. 7-i would vote for pedro. 8-real girls curse and masturbate. 9-guys who wear pink... A+ 10-procrastination is a virtue. 11-support local bands or... i just might have to kill you. 12-my cat is on welfare. 13-stop kidding yourself... love is pretty damn cool. 14-my #1 hobby is pretending i'm a grown-up. 15-if you see compton ass ben, shit on his head for me. 16-i'm allergic to bullshit.livejournal ~ raynbow222 *** AIM ~ BAM a jengasm

My Interests

222, fiber art, godcity, concerts, kittenkilling, good reads, sexuality, NoDa, questions, jelly bellies, your moms, nudity, bookstores, mixed cds/tapes, root beer, falling in love, sky-gazing, middle fingers, piercings/gauging/tattoos, rupert, rainbows, dreadlocks, all things un-ladylike, GLBT rights, vanilla, daydreaming, cuddle-whoring, things you can't explain, honesty, candles, random-ness, forehead kisses, bedtime

I'd like to meet:

*bill clinton... to shake his hand.*meatwad... to give him a hug.*captain planet... to smoke a bowl.

Music:

...just don't suck...

Movies:

eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, vanilla sky, the pianist, lost in translation, fight club, napoleon dynamite, waking life, ghostworld, what dreams may come, angels in america, elephant, pieces of april, death to smoochy, requiem for a dream, spun, igby goes down, amelie, sin city, closer, garden state, etc.

Television:

digital cable is a sin.

Books:

east of eden, she's come undone, i know this much is true, a heartbreaking work of staggering genius, the patron saint of liars, backroads, memoirs of a geisha, a fine balance, the poisonwood bible, girl interrupted, history of the senses, white oleander, prozac nation, the red tent, running with scissors, (j.k. rowling is a god), fall on your knees, the rapture of canaan, the perks of being a wallflower, the virgin suicides, like a hole in the head, etc.

Heroes:

people who don't call themselves 'scene'

My Blog

now accepting art commissions.

so...it sure is christmas time, and i sure am broke. i've already got a couple of art commissions in the working, and i'm not charging that much for original art, since i need some extra cash to ring ...
Posted by jengasm on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 08:37:00 PST

jen/mail/art

i adore getting things in the mail that aren't bills or other perplexing matters. and in this day and age where email is getting old, i'm sure you do too. soo...a stroke of sheer genius.this kid i kne...
Posted by jengasm on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 05:44:00 PST

tag, you're it.

  I was tagged, you were tagged....play along!!! If you choose to participate in this ridiculous game, then post a blog that includes 6 weird things/habits about yourself. Then if you would ...
Posted by jengasm on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 08:45:00 PST

this is genocide.

pain after death. you heard them on my profile. you want to check out their myspace page. you think you're in love.     (...and goddamn... i want to bang the guitarist.)...
Posted by jengasm on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 05:31:00 PST

a day.

she stands on her tiptoes, just to reach youand she waits with throbbing toes to see you come 'round the corner.for every time you go, all clocks are null and void...time begins at your lips.so meet h...
Posted by jengasm on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 08:37:00 PST

japan stole my boy.

my heart is in tokyo. no fair.
Posted by jengasm on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 05:10:00 PST

when i say 'pass the', you say 'time'

my cat. she ran away.  but i think she's underneath my house.  i can hear her meow.  what a dumb ass. my boy.  he comes home tomorrow.  oh the sex we shall be havin'...
Posted by jengasm on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 09:59:00 PST

makes sense.

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Posted by jengasm on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 09:17:00 PST

simple.

this thing called writer's block is kicking my ass.  this is all i've written of worth in a couple weeks.  i blame canada. ...ellipses still rock my face off.   &and down the sta...
Posted by jengasm on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 10:10:00 PST

i am legend.

ok, ok... so i was a  dildo and i got kicked out of tremont for buying beer for a couple of kiddies. BUT... who doesn't love a cute little dildo, RIGHT?! yes... i understand the principle of...
Posted by jengasm on Sun, 27 Nov 2005 08:28:00 PST