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I'd like to meet:

A goddess such as HEART EVANGELISTA!

Let's not forget the BIG MAN himself, without him, nothing's possible.

Love is like a red red rose.... No wait.

Superman Theme

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Music:

Pop Accoustic genre, Romantic Ballads, Alternative rock, and songs that make me drowzy(mellow songs)

Movies:

City of Angels, Enemy at the Gates, Pearl Harbor, The Wedding Singer(my fave), Head Over Heels, 50 First Dates

Television:

-- TWO STEPS TO INSTALL FRENCH TRANSLATOR:1. Paste the coding into the HEAD of your HTML document 2. Add the last code into the BODY of your HTML document ---- STEP ONE: Copy this code into the HEAD of your HTML document --.. LANGUAGE="JavaScript" -- Original: Lucie Soublin ---- This script and many more are available free online at -- -- The JavaScript Source!! http://javascript.internet.com ---- Begin var A=0 var B=0 var C=0 var D=0 var french="" function process() { Translation() alert(french) } function Translation() { french = partA() + partB() + partC() + partD() + "?" } function partA() { if (A==1) return "Voulez vous" else if (A==2) return "Devons nous vraiment" else if (A==3) return "Savez-vous" else if (A==4) return "Peut-on" else if (A==5) return "Arriverai-je a" else return "Euh...et pour" } function partB() { if (B==1) return " coucher avec" else if (B==2) return " trouver" else if (B==3) return " manger" else if (B==4) return " acheter" else if (B==5) return " me montrer" else if (B==6) return " ressembler a" else if (B==7) return " supporter" else if (B==8) return " rentrer dans" else return " biduler" } function partC() { if (C==1) return " Gerard Depardieu" else if (C==2) return " du parfum" else if (C==3) return " une paire de cuisse de grenouilles" else if (C==4) return " du bon fromage" else if (C==5) return " la Tour Eiffel" else if (C==6) return " un vrai parisien" else if (C==7) return " ma femme" else if (C==8) return " mon patalon" else return " un truc" } function partD() { if (D==1) return " dans vos reves les plus fous" else if (D==2) return " pour cacher l'odeur" else if (D==3) return " en buvant du vin rouge" else if (D==4) return " sans savoir parler francais" else if (D==5) return " juste apres le petit dejeune" else if (D==6) return " sans avoir l'air trop arrogant" else if (D==7) return " avec ma belle-mere presente" else if (D==8) return " apres 300 croissants au beurre" else if (D==9) return "" else return " avec machin-chose" } // End ---- STEP TWO: Put this code into the BODY of your HTML document -- Do you want Do we really have Do you know how
Is it be possible Will I manage to sleep with to find to eat to buy
to show me to look like to stand to get in Gerard Depardieu perfume a pair of frog legs
good cheese the Eiffel Tower
a genuine Parisian my wife my pants in your widest dreams? to cover the smell? while drinking red wine? without speaking French? right after breakfast? without being too arrogant? when my mother-in-law is around? after eating 300 croissants? ? (nothing)
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Books:

Noli Me Tangere, El Filibusterismo, The Holy Bible, Kama Sutra The Lost Knowledge

Heroes:

Jesus, my lawyer, and
my dad my dad