Ello ello ello, the names kaya. My life is pretty boring really, i work at newquay holida park behind the bar, got some sweet customer skills hahahah, always find me out on a friday night in barracuda pissed out of my face, cant bring myself to stay in on fridays even though i always have work on a saturday so im a nice polite rough looking hungover rat kid, its great. I have an ace bunch of friends in the ghetto of st columb major, we're all a bunch of fuck ups really, think that must be from constant weed smoking for 4 years, ahh wel, you only live once. I live ion a town where the hood rats think they own it, hangin out at the bus stop with their white lightning, sometimes i lok back and think why cant i be like them??
I have a rather good best friend aswell, she is called louise jenna carne, known her since i was about 8, we provisionally became friends and hung around st columb in our scabby clothes spittin at everyone, but then we grew up.
We both have a love for chicken, my god, CHICKEN , we have so many funny memeories because we're just mental retards basically. Dont get to see the girl that much anymore because we're both busy bee's but i still love her.
I also have a rather good friend called Louis as well, he met my mum first though then one night in the liberal club Louis and his cousin Charlie asked if i was her daughter and i said yeh she loves you two, dunno why?? so i have no idea why they carried on speaking to me, but from that a good friendship blossomed, Louis helps me out in times of need, like when pikey's steal my phone, Louis lets me use a brick he once owned as a phone, im evr so grateful for that one, oh and the fucker lost my jacket in red square as well, tut tut, he is also a fellow snakebite drinker, £1.75, you cant go wrong!!!
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Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work?: nope never knew that worked, ill try it next time
What's the largest age difference between yourself and someone you’ve date: 13 years, but wasnt dating really
Ever been in a car wreck?: no but im surprised i havent, had plent of near crashes though
Were you popular in high school?: i had alot of friends, it wasnt really that in my year
Have you ever been on a blind date?: nope
Are looks important?: on first impression yeah
Do you have any friends that you've known for 10 years or more??: yep loads
By what age would you like to be married?: i dont want to get married
Does the number of people a person's slept with affect your view of them?: no, each person to their own
Have you ever made a mistake?: yeh, but see them as experiences
Are you a good tipper?: haha no
What's the most you have spent for a haircut?: about £30
Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?: not a crush but some of my teachers were hot
Have you ever peed in public?: haha yeh me louise and louise roundin did on the triangle it of pavement at the juction by steve's tatooist
What song do you want played at your funeral?: stayin alive by the bee gee's because i will
Would you tell your parents if you were gay?: yeah why not
What would your last meal be before getting executed?: chicken chicken chicken
Beatles or Stones?: stones
If you had to pick one person on earth to die, who?: mariah carey
Beer, wine or hard liquor?: wine
Do you have any phobias?: yeh spiders, but not as bad as it used to be
What are your plans for the future?: to live in st columb major, and be propped up at the bar by the coaching inn haha
Do you walk around the house naked?: no i live with 3 guys one including my brother
If you were an animal what would you be?: a cat so i could sleep all day
Hair color you like on someone you're dating?: dark
Would you rather be blind or deaf?: deaf
Do you have any special talents?: no not that i know of
What do you do as soon as you walk in the house?: check my room for spiders, always have them in my room
Do you like horror or comedy?: comedy, horrors make me laugh as well
Are you missing anyone?: not particularly
If you weren't straight, what person of the same sex would you do?: hahha my girlfriend louise ahah
Where do you want to live when you are old?: at the end of the bar at coachin of course
Who is the person you can count on the most?: louise
If you could date any celebrity past or present, who would it be?: johnny depp me thinks
What did you dream last night?: i had no drugs in the system so nothing
What is your favorite sport to watch?: football, when its an important match
Are you named after anyone?: no named after a song though, my name means a spliff
What is your favorite alcoholic drink?: vodka red bull
Non alcoholic drink?: pineapple juice
Have you ever been in love?: nope
Do you sing in the shower?: yeh all the time
Have you ever been arrested?: no but close to it quite a few times
What is your favorite Holiday?: havent been on holiday for ages, but so far it would be egypt
Would you ever get plastic surgery?: yeh if i was rich i more than likely would
Have you ever caught a fish?: nope
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