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Kelsi: The Original Skullsta

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About Me

"DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A GANGSTER" "GARBAGE DAY!"
"QUIET WART!"
Sk8erAndy420: Once upon a time one day in 89 a legend was born one of a kind, wit a light that shined on new orleans, and one mornin baby nukka k kicked her rents door in while they were snorin and started skankin from day one she made a new word for fun and rocked everything and everyone til after hours and the show was done, thats jus how she rolls even to this day, hangin and skankin wit FTA yo u got somehting to say? ya thts right schmaa doo shell bust out wit some sumo voodoo so watch wat u do and tobys got her back too, i grabbed the synergy and drank it now im gonna wrap u up like a nig in a blanket! Nigga k turn the beat up crank it so no one knows who jus got shanked bitch uh uh uh now that im really sugarhigh lets give it up for the K-E-LS-I !!!!!! ^Rap about me by Andy :)
Hello, I'm Kelsius Ceaser. Well yea haha im updating this about me section since the last time i wrote it i was just turning 16, now I'm 18. Well im Kelsi. I figured i would go into more detail about myself since i have nothing to do right now haha. I really like the drink Yoo-hoo. Well i think i have a pretty cool sense of humor, i like people who are funny and ridiculous and i like to laugh. Though sometimes i get very angry for stupid reasons and i get upset easy and i can be a real fruit haha. Well the most important aspect of my life to say the least are my friends. Some important people in my life are Anthony(i love Ant Ant a lot, he's just the greatest in the whole world. ive never met anyone as special as him even though he can be annoying. he's very badass and he means everything to me.) Andy is that crazy canadian guy who is so badass and cool and is one of my best friends ever even though we never really hung out before but he's still awesome, and Corey(my friend who moved to Reno and is a wandering badass doode who kills wild bears while wearing a cloak). My cousin Dana is really cool and sweet and the coolest "little sis" in the world, i love her dearly. She's my Nsync Buddy, she "completes the star". I don't know what i would without her, growing up with her was so much fun. I also have an awesome stuffed animal dog named Toby, who's the best. Well i want to be a director when i grow up... I thoroughly enjoy movies in every aspect, im the type who can watch them all day all night without getting restless or bored. I'm going to UNO for college, im accepted and all that. I'm going to be a film major, "yada yada yada". I really love movies. I have many theories about movies and how they affect the world if you want to know about the theories you could im me and ask me, that'd be cool. I also like music, some of my favorites include Fatter Than Albert, The Beatles, The Flaming Tsunamis, Glassjaw, and Horse the Band... very good bands. I really like to support the local music scene (most of all the local ska scene). I also like to support touring bands that come through and all that. I like a lot of different types of music, not just one type. I also like to tape things on my video camera and wear silly outfits. Silly outfits i have paraded around in include, my sumo suit, my tomatoe suit, my whoopie cushion suit, my cape, my banana suit, and some other random assortments of peculiar clothing. Sometimes life bums me out, sometimes it owns... it depends... thats pretty much a lot about me so yea.. If you want do know anything else or just to have a chat or maybe to even come chill with me or me and "teh gang" then im me on my aim screen name Sugarhighhhhhh (with six h's) or on my aol name tacosarepimp. Well yea thats about it
Satan V. United states of by the Flaming Tsunamis:ALL RISE! Satan, you have been charged with the following crimes against humanity Distrust among friends corruption of innocence destruction of morality perversion of integrity hatred in society how do you plead?I, I plead not guilty, not guilty I, Take no part, it's your greed, human greedWhy is it, that you're after me? is it because that you yourself can't see all of the pain that you put your friends through far more offensive than anything i would do I've been on vacation, since day one I let you guys go out and all have all the fun I like mischeif every now and then but you're the ones responsible for how it's beenI wish i could take credit for this mess you're inALL RISE! Jury, how do you find the defendant on the following charges? Distrust among friends corruption of innocence destruction of morality perversion of integrity hatred in society and the verdict will be?GUILTY AS CHARGED SENTENCED TO HANGthe devil is dead, the devil is dead, the devil is dead, the devil is dead the devil is dead, the devil is dead, the devil is dead, EVIL IS DEAD!
ODE TO HAMLET: Claudius was his name Deceit was his game. Little did he know That his brother's ghost would show To reveal his dark plot That put him on the spot. When Hamlet found out He was full of doubt. He couldn't make up his mind. He wasted lots of time. "To be or not to be" he really could not see. Too much hesitation led to devastation. Hammy lost his Ma, his Pa, and his boo. Little did he know he'd loose his life too. Revenge is sweet. We hope you liked our beat.

My Interests

Drums, saxophone, SKA, skankin, sumo suit, movies, making movies, filming stuff, having adventures, wearing crazy costumes at shows, and going to good shows.

I'd like to meet:

Best Drink Ever:

Andy(haha), Tim Robbins(hahaha) Ol' Drippy, Meatwad, The Moonites, Bill Murray, Gene Wilder, Ringo Starr, Kevin Kline, Vince VAUGHN, Andre 3000, Paul McCartney, Sidney Poitier, Will Smith, and Daryl from Glassjaw. Steven Speilburg also...(if i could ever meet people who arent alive anymore, definately John Lennon, George Harrison, the Marx Brothers, Bruce Lee, Robert Shaw, and quite a few others ill add later)

Basil of Baker Street

Music:


The Beatles
Fatter Than Albert
Glassjaw
Led Zeppelin
The Police
Tiger Army
Queen
HORSE the Band
The Flaming Tsunamis
Angry Banana
Punch People
Nsync DOWG haha
Rx Bandits
David Bowie
Seu Jorge
Project Color 3
Outkast
The Blood Brothers
Journey
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Reel Big Fish
Big D and The Kids Table
Tub Ring
The Tomatoes
Whole Wheat Bread
Zydepunks
Razbari Sumthing
The Rolling Stones
Operation Ivy
Perry Como
Stereohype
Samurai Deli
No Control
Fat Stupid Ugly People
Hello Asphalt
Styx
Charlie Parker
Streetlight Manifesto
Mu330
VooDoo GlowSkulls
Flogging Molly
Thrice
From Autumn To Ashes
The Retakes
Rush
The Beach Boys
Ozzy Osbourne
AC/DC
The Temptations
The Turtles
Dead Poetic
Millencolin
Bon Jovi
A lot of classic rock.
Astral Project
Star Wars Soundtracks:
Rocky Horror Picture Show
Rocky
Nightmare Before Christmas
Pirates of Penzance
WYES PACKAGE Produced By ME! "Ska Music: New Orleans Meets Jamaica"

Movies:


Jaws
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Ace Ventura When Nature Calls
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (old school)
The Graduate
The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissuo
Star Wars:
A New Hope
The Empire Strikes Back
Return of the Jedi
Revenge of the Sith
Enter The Dragon
Ocean's 11
The Departed
A Knight's Tale
Silent Hill
V For Vendetta
Rocky
Cinderella Man
The Da Vinci Code
Rocky II
Rocky III
Rocky IV
Rocky V
The Odd Couple
Hello Dolly
Ghostbusters
Tommy Boy
Garden State
Marx Brothers Movies
Pirates of Penzance
Lord of The Rings
The Blues Brothers
Stripes
Animal House
Caddyshack
Rushmore
Groundhog's Day
Clerks
Bill and Ted (both of them)
Coneheads
Monty Python (all)
Help!
A Hard Day's Night
Empire Records
Blazing Saddles
Young Frankenstein
What About Bob?
School of Rock
The Rocky Horror Picture Show
The Man Who Knew Too Little
What's Up Doc?
Spiderman 1 and 2
Meatballs
Nightmare Before Christmas
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
What's Up, Tiger Lily?
Bananas
Take The Money and Run
Sleeper
Play It Again Sam, "Everything You always wanted to know about sex But were afraid to ask" (all stated after the semicolon are Woody Allen movies)
Mr Bean The Movie
Journey's Greatest Hits
Napoleon Dynamite
Be Cool
Hitch
Constantine
SLC Punk
Say Anything
Unusual Suspects
Close Encounters of the Third Kind
American Graffiti
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
The Great Santini
Naked Gun
Tremors
Real Genius
The Producers (the original and the remake)
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
The Jerk
The Wizard of Oz
Where The Buffalo Roam
The Super Mario Brothers(too old school)
The Freshman
I Wanna Hold Your Hand
Most Disney movies but heres some particularly badass ones:
The Great Mouse Detective
The Sword in the Stone
Robin Hood
Beauty and The Beast
The Rescuers and The Rescuers Down Under
Aladdin
The Little Mermaid
The Jungle Book
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers The Movie
Flubber (haha)
Free Willy
Ferngully
Home Alone
Home Alone 2: Lost In New York
Little Nemo
Rock A Doodle
The Great Race
Wayne's World 1 and 2
Forrest Gump
Dennis The Menace
Jurassic Park 1 2 and 3
The Blob(old schoolin)
Time Bandits
The Princess Bride
Popeye (the movie with Robin Williams)
Godzilla(old and new)
Crash
I.Q
Firewall

Television:

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers(old school), Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Pete and Pete, Mythbusters, Scrubs, Seinfeld, Mr Bean, Ren and Stimpy(old school), Rocko's Modern Life, Angry Beavers, and a lot of old school gangster shows i dont remember anymore

Books:

All my Beatle Books, which i dont feel like listing cause there's too many, and Lucky Man (a book about Michael J. Fox) and hmm i like the book Jaws.. and a lot more books because ive been reading more (just dont feel like listing right now)

Heroes:

Anthony(Ant Ant), John Lennon(The Beatles in general), JuJu, Andy, Dana, Corey, Bill Murray(my favorite actor and my favorite comedian), Gene Wilder, Fatter Than Albert, The Skank Master (Jared) cause he owns souls and i look up to him, Walter Matthau(my other FAVORITE FAVORITE actor)
Ant Ant
Corey the Wanderer
My crazy cool cousin Dana
SKANKIN IT UP WITH THE SKANK MASTER(Jared) "How come you whities got such a tight ass man?"

My Blog

upset at you

i dont understand why some fucking things happen why did my maw maw have a stroke, why cant i just talk to the old maw maw. why.......................... its so unfair. i love her, why does she have t...
Posted by Kelsi: The Original Skullsta on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 09:33:00 PST

dowg ten

1. You are my favorite person in the entire world, even if you annoy me a lot sometimes. I love you very much, more than anything else. I would do anything for you and we've been through a lot togethe...
Posted by Kelsi: The Original Skullsta on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 04:41:00 PST

THE POLICE!

I can't believe i saw the police, it was awesome some songs werent the same. like they did this weird instrumental in the middle of "roxanne" but it was still badass. i really am glad i went because i...
Posted by Kelsi: The Original Skullsta on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 09:02:00 PST

The Kelsi Dictionary

Most of you know that i say weird things. Here are some words that i use that are usually associated with Kizelsi Schmaa Doo : Can be used to sing along in songs. I always say this. It doesn't really ...
Posted by Kelsi: The Original Skullsta on Fri, 04 May 2007 10:02:00 PST

cool stizuff

it has come to my attention that i know some of the coolest people in the wizorld Ant Ants, JuJu, Dana, Rachel, Teresa, Shivani, Corey, lots of funny kids at school Haha let me talk about what went do...
Posted by Kelsi: The Original Skullsta on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 08:03:00 PST

Movies

This is about the movies I like and why.  (this is going to be so long) I guess it will be in no particular order.   "The Graduate" is high on the list of what many believe to be the top 1...
Posted by Kelsi: The Original Skullsta on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 01:46:00 PST

I miss

Summer, Adventures, JuJu, Cool looking pictures, Corey in Reno, My power ranger shoes, My orange striped pimp chair that used to be in my room, Rudolph Matas, realness, old school tv shows (such as Pe...
Posted by Kelsi: The Original Skullsta on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 01:40:00 PST

College

I wonder what it will be like to study film and movies and stuff .. i wonder if i'll make it in that field. man, its so crazy to think about all that. i wonder what it will be like to go to college an...
Posted by Kelsi: The Original Skullsta on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 11:24:00 PST

The Gang

The Gang will never be againRest In Peace"K.A.B.M.J."Man, do i miss the old daysI miss everything about "The Gang" so much, i'd give my life to have it how it was way back whenAll chillin together, n...
Posted by Kelsi: The Original Skullsta on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 08:27:00 PST

AH PHLL?

yeah, homelife is a drag, deadly like a plague if sadness lurks within yer walls, as it does in mine where i am confined to my room to hide from all of the bullshit i've gotta deal with from them and ...
Posted by Kelsi: The Original Skullsta on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 05:44:00 PST