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About Me

Once an eternal optimist, now a cynical bastard. Personally, I blame Tasmin Archer and that nasty Sleeping Satellite of hers. Anyway, I'm not totally gawn bad yet. There's still hope. Try your luck and see if I care.

Apart from all that, I've written a novel - Dark Trees - which a literary agent is currently showing interest in. You can check it out - look there it is, at the top of my Friend's list. Go on, pop along and say hi.

I'm also currently dabbling in screenwriting and planning my second novel.

Je suis Mal. Je suis mal

My Interests

Black Cow Project

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I'd like to meet:



- People of a friendly persuasion

- A literary agent.

- A professional heart breaker for fun times.

Who I would NOT like to meet:

- Andi MacDowell: there's bad blood there and she knows not to mess...

- Semi-clad super vixens who have been continually friend requesting me - NO, I DON'T WANT TO CLICK ON THE LINK TO SEE YOUR PICTURES - YOU MIGHT LIKE TO TRY SOMEONE WHO IS NOT A GAYER.

Music:

Bjork, PJ Harvey, QueenAdreena, The Knife, Bloc Party, Placebo, Rufus Wainwright, Martha Wainwright, Tori Amos, Editors, The Organ, Gossip, Goldfrapp, Blondie, Smiths, New Young Pony Club, Roman, Cibo Matto, Butter 08, Lady Fuzz, Antony and the Johnsons, Coco Rosie, Sigur Ros,Snuten, Cyndi Lauper, a bit of this a bit of that...

Movies:

In the Mood for Love, 2046, Happy Together, Wild at Heart, Muholland Drive, Freeway, Happiness, Asian Horror: Battle Royale, Ring Trilogy, Dark Water, The Eye, Pulse, The Host, A Tale of Two Sisters, Audition. Stand By Me, Gattaca, Heathers, 28 Days Later, Donnie Darko, Exorcist, The Deep End, Whale Rider, Ginger Snaps, 21 Grams, The Goonies, Blade Runner, Serenity, Run Lola Run...to name just a few..

Television:

The only time I watch TV is when it's on DVD - Kath and Kim, Six Feet Under, Twin Peaks, 24, The Book Group, Buffy.

Books:

Here's a good book - DARK TREES. It's not published yet, but it will be. Check it out in my Top Friends Space. Add it or incur my wrath.

Heroes:

Japanese Spider man!!!

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My Blog

Norway

And we went walking through the forest, these near-strangers and I. Night had fallen but the alcohol coursing through our hungry veins had clouded all judgement, making us fearless of snakes and wron...
Posted by Mal on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 09:45:00 PST

Rat attacks gayer in east end street brawl!

I was attacked by a rat last night. No, like an actual rat. There I was, attempting to  follow the blur of the street lights on Roman Road as I stumbled my way home, when I spotted something...
Posted by Mal on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 02:06:00 PST

Shame shame, know my name...

Hanging in a churchyard with my sister yesterday, talking about the difficulties of maintaining a mohawk, I said in a rather too loud voice, 'Honestly, Sonia, you don't know how difficult it is for me...
Posted by Mal on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 09:35:00 PST

LiveRoom.TV

If you like proper music with guitars and things, you really ought to get yourself over to:  www.liveroom.tv They're doing some amazing things with up and coming artists - a bit like watching a g...
Posted by Mal on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 09:46:00 PST

Opening pages of DARK TREES

Chapter One Death by Chocolate   The day that Nana May died was hot and syrupy and clung to the skin in tiny beads. The sun sat at its highest peak in a cobalt sky, searing the earth until it cr...
Posted by Mal on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 04:52:00 PST

A very bad sign

This evening, while purchasing ingredients for my evening meal, I was rather disturbed to find that my bill came to exactly 6.66 Considering the topsy-turviness of life at the moment, I can only concl...
Posted by Mal on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 11:09:00 PST

It's coming! It's in the trees!

Just a quick one to say please check out the profile for my novel, Dark Trees. There's nothing like a little bit of self-promotion, is there? Drop by and say hi, pass me on to all your publishing frie...
Posted by Mal on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 02:11:00 PST