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Ashley

Tony Vortex does not love me!

About Me

I am not dark nor light...I sit when I shit and stand when I pee..my mind is always going faster than I can keep up, its the little things you catch that sparks the fiery inferno..I walk in my shoes because its hard enough already, I stay afloat. i shave my head not for britney nor nazi only because its leaving and I am just handing it a one way ticket. I like to be around many friends most of the time but the reality of it all is I am usually alone. Sundays are times to be cherished, a time of gathering ending the week while starting, a fresh glass of wine. May my cigars burn down to my lips with every savory taste followed by fine cognacs or exotic rums. My ears are usually enjoying sounds of my children, wife, and great music. I cherish the warmth and shun the cold...may life be relaxing warm and kind. I enjoy my sunsets not as much as my sunrises. A paintbrush, pencil, pen, or computer assist me in creating visual enjoyment for my eyes and others. Coffee is my drug of choice and forever I am addicted. I enjoy chaos and orgnization.

My Interests

I am interested in the arts, art, music, business, art, coffee, news.... farragounderground artists

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I'd like to meet:

artists, musicians, poets, writers, dancers, drinkers, engineers, stockbrokers, bartenders, waitpersons, buspersons, coal miners, lawyers, doctors, beatniks, actors, truckdrivers, teachers, retirees, moms, dads, clowns, skateboarders, surfers, shopowners, cleaners, mechanics, tv show hosts, news anchors, detectives, soldiers, graphic designers, interior designers, tattoo artists, janitors, garbage men, mail carriers, clerks, customer service, presidents, popes, cardinals, priests, muslims, christians, baptists, jahovas, penacostals, emos, goths, satanists, jews, africans, europeans, americans, doers, donts, crackheads, hookers, pimps, rappers, museum guides, dog walkers, bike riders, fishermen, chinese, japanese, vietnamese, korean, irish, polish, german, french, bolivian, masadonian, croatian, greek, lithuanian, slovak, mongolian, canadian, mexican, guatemalan, austrailian, hunduran, icelandic, loation, buhddist, neighbors, housewifes, househusbands, gays, lesbians, bi, bicurious, democrats, republicans, green partians, independants, british, swedes, pirates, ninjas, headbangers, chance takers, millioniares, billionaires, heiress', toy makers, porn stars, busdrivers, hot dog vendors, meat slingers, police, firepeople, art snobs, curators, shoe makers, candlestick makers, bakers, women, men.............

Music:

the unicorns, the islands, spoon, vhs or beta, johnny cash, willie neslson, josh mccormack, nor, midstates, cycolith, wilco, ween, buck 65, the streets, death cab for cutie, run dmc, beastie boys, gillian welch, rilo kiley, corina round, neko case, the cars, the commandments, seven seconds, misfits, danzig, grateful dead, moe, phish, ziggy stardust, the black keys, white stripes, jesse sykes and the sweet here after, donna summers, jackson five, murs, ole dirty bastard, snoop dogg,the little ones, the shins, modest mouse, professor murder, the who, naked raygun, feist, bright eyes, beck, dizzy gilespie, the black, MV&EE, steely dan, cold war kids, brmc, elephone, tegan and sarah, NIN, nirvana, meat beat manifesto, mudhoney, interpol, christian death, linkin park, ozzy osbourne, black sabbath, pegboy, slayer, iron madien, white zombie, exploited, black flag, misfits, minor threat, fugazi, system of a down, mountain goats, ween, weezer, cake, johnny cash, rosanne cash, steve earle, gillian welch, green jello, my chemical romance, silversun pickups, the black, ugly duckling, whoever made the bill cosby gangsta rap song...., etc.

Movies:

citizen kane, mr. smith goes to washington, dark city, vice city, barfly, who shot andy warhol, pecker, hairspray, hair, grease, anchorman, ricky bobbie, zoolander, jackass, o brother where art thou, where the buffalo roam, fear and loathing,

Television:

sarah silverman show, aqua teen hunger force, and anything in HD

Books:

uncles shels ABZ, on the road, fear and loathing, the great shark hunt, junkie, moby dick, huck finn, grapes of wrath, etc.

Heroes:

anyone who has become what they set out to become.

My Blog

if you have children

If you have children please hug them and give them a kiss and tell them you love them and make them feel special and enjoy their childhood. I dont know whats going on in this world but parents are bea...
Posted by Ashley on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 10:05:00 PST

naughty grapes

Naughty Grapes in Crown Point......I was there on Thursday thinking they would have an extensive wine collection for me to ponder over and order a few glasses enlightening my palate with every sip, bu...
Posted by Ashley on Mon, 29 May 2006 12:59:00 PST

a line in my new song

you have a beautiful face but without a conversation your just another hole in my bed....
Posted by Ashley on Fri, 19 May 2006 02:16:00 PST

cant sleep

The night was brisk and I was wondering about my own mind just searching for nonexistent thoughts in my ever expansive mind....I find myself more alone and wondering if I should just be by myself...a ...
Posted by Ashley on Fri, 19 May 2006 11:39:00 PST

This is how I roll

This is my new myspace page about me and my rants and raves that I may have, keeping Farrago Underground seperate from my own personal thoughts, trials, and tribulations. I may say things that you may...
Posted by Ashley on Fri, 19 May 2006 10:45:00 PST