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rangerbob

I AM THE UNEMPLOYED KING! (somebody kill me)

About Me

Racism is the very essence of my being. god told me to hate you so quit your whining. You may have heard I'm fat. You also may have heard that theres no way Youll ever be sexier than i am. Seriously, its in the bible.

My Interests

Genocide and being sterotypical. And Being that I'm both black and white, I get to opress people and be a ignorant right wing douche while simultaneously being self destructive by smoking crack, beating my baby's mama and not handing over child support checks cuz i spent it all on rims.

I'd like to meet:

Tom so I can rip out his toe nails, feed them to him, put a saddle on his back, and ride hime through the middle of a gay pride parade. Also, the Douchebag Who got my password and started to delete my page. And of course, the Juggernaut (for obvious reasons).

Music:

If it aint clay aiken it aint right.

Movies:

pootie tang and gigli

Television:

Telemundo Public acess, BET (cuz im black),dancing with the stars,hanah montana, the hills, laguna beach, the oc, real house wives of orange county, c-span, the real world, gilmore girls, american idol, QVC

Books:

are for fags

Heroes:

DA JEBUS, THE JUGGERNAUT, Kevin Federline, Pootie Tang, Mr. T., Mary Kate Olson, Marcus croy, John Lockjaw, The Doctor,Donald Rumsfeld, The fat white guy who brought together NSYNC and BackStreet Boys, Ashton Kutcher, Abe Vigoda and of course the inventor of thigh cream!