apparently, my original posting here was too "down on myself". it was, according to friends who read it and got back to me, a little too reflective of my highly self-critical bias. so here's a more objective entry about myself:i have 6 arms, blue skin, and i breathe hot fire. i play the jug. i believe the Simpsons, good cheese, white russians, rock and roll, and your lady are all things worth dying for. i am the greatest mosquito slayer in the history of the galaxy.that is all for now.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Robert "El Macho Grande" Maxwell
Birthday: 10-26-1977
Birthplace: the backseat of a greyhound bus, going down highway 41
Current Location: i can't say. They're looking for me.
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: dark brown
Height: 5 foot 6. And a half.
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: spanish/cuban
The Shoes You Wore Today: my pumas
Your Weakness: FUDGE! LOL!
Your Fears: strangely enough, fudge.
Your Perfect Pizza: i like sauage and onions
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: getting back into acting
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: yo
Thoughts First Waking Up: why is there always construction outside my window?
Your Best Physical Feature: my strict adherance to newton's third law of motion.
Your Bedtime: usually about 2am
Your Most Missed Memory: playing music with my brother
Pepsi or Coke: in a fight to the death? coke. pepsi is too wild and reckless. coke is disciplined and focused. it's no contest.
MacDonalds or Burger King: how about a cleveland steamer instead?
Single or Group Dates: single.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: uh, lipton i guess. who cares?
Chocolate or Vanilla: *sigh* vanilla.
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee.
Do you Smoke: when i'm on fire.
Do you Swear: fuck no. well, actually yes.
Do you Sing: i'll never talk, pig!
Do you Shower Daily: do you, skidmark?
Have you Been in Love: unfortunately. no, i'm not bitter. next question.
Do you want to go to College: i think i want to take some classes again.
Do you want to get Married: to who?
Do you believe in yourself: no. wait... yes.
Do you get Motion Sickness: sometimes.
Do you think you are Attractive: if you look directly at me, you might go blind. but that's because i'm highly reflective.
Are you a Health Freak: i drink my own urine.
Do you get along with your Parents: well dad's pushing up daisies, and mom and i get along just fine.
Do you like Thunderstorms: love them. i like lightning better, though.
Do you play an Instrument: a few.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: haha! fuck, yeah! woooo! *vomits*
In the past month have you Smoked: cigarretes, yes.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: i sucked freon out of a rusty air conditioner.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes! with real girls! hot damn!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: in one sitting? jesus, no. never.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes.
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes.
In the past month have you been Dumped: not in the past month. i'm on a roll.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: hold on... yes.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: the hearts of ladies everywhere.
Ever been Drunk: lord, yes. i was drunk earlier tonight.
Ever been called a Tease: yes.
Ever been Beaten up: the third graders beat me up and gave me a swirlie once, but they haven't bothered me for a couple of weeks.
Ever Shoplifted: it's how i got this computer.
How do you want to Die: i'd like to explode suddenly and without warning, leaving everyone around me covered in my blood and entrails. man, that'd be cool.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a unicorn!
What country would you most like to Visit: india, i beleive. or australia. new zealand is cool too.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green.
Favourite Hair Color: blondish or light brown.
Short or Long Hair: depends on the girl. usually long. something to pull on during intimate encounters.
Height: well, i'd prefer her not to dwarf my short ass.
Weight: just not obese. really, it's more about how the girl carries herself.
Best Clothing Style: i don't know. something hip and cute. a little punk.
Number of Drugs I have taken: uh... including coffee and cigarretes... 10.
Number of CDs I own: somewhere around 300.
Number of Piercings: none.
Number of Tattoos: none, but i'm going to get one.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: let's just say i've done a lot of stupid things. my credit ain't too good, and i got this damn rash...
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