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Dulcinea Vavoom

My heart is stronger than yours

About Me

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Travel is my passion, by 28 I have been to, France, England, Germany, Spain, Hungary, Holland, Belgium, Czech Republic, Australia, New Zealand, Fiji, Argentina, Uruguay, Brazil, Malaysia, Jamaica, and Costa Rica. I am an UCLA educated, midget loving, fruity flavored martini drinking LA girl. I'm real, I'm fun, I'm really fun. I love films, bad reality television, adventure, and art; Frida Kahlo, Andy Warhol, Jason Sho Green, and Dominique Appia are my favorite.

My Interests

Books, travel, midgets, sunsets in Hollywood, naps in hammocks, pseudo intelligentsia, kinder eggs, records, tim tams, giggles, tattoos, French anything, music, bohemian life style, wacky adventures, martinis of all flavors, 80s music, road trips, monkeys (flying and nonflying), old school lunch boxes, mixed tapes a la John Cusak, snow cones, Buddha jewelry, Indian and Thai food, porn, writing, ex patriots, revolutionaries, karma, keepin' it real, rainy days, jacuzzis, skittles, surrealism, dramatic landscapes, Frida Kahlo, Andre Breton, Robert Smith, bubble gum, lip gloss, swap meets, stripper shoes

I'd like to meet:

Fellow travelers, midgets, bohemians, artists, photographers, UCLA nerds, Europeans, or any foreigners in general, Charles Shaw (I have probably put his kids through college) You're still following me? Stop! Leave me alone! [ walks away, then turns around and smiles] I'm just teasing. Come here. Come closer. You know I love you, my little monkeys. But leave me my dreams. Dreams are like paper, they tear so easily. I love to play. Every time I play you win Ciao.

Music:

Erasure, Cure, Depeche Mode, Air, Dandy Warhols, Anything Electronica, down tempo, Jeff Buckley, Prince, Journey when I am feeling like a small town girl, Guns and Roses and NWA to wake me up in the morning, Rufus Wainwright, techno remixes of 70s songs, any version of Lighter Shade of Pale or Nobody Does it Better, The Flaming Lips, Gorillaz, Outkast, Pete Yorn, Prince, Chaka Khan, what ever fits on my IPOD, Sister Sisters, I think Jake Shears is a fucking rock star, he's the Bowie of our generation that's saying a lot, I fucking love him!

Movies:

Buckaroo Bonsai, Dangerous Liaisons, Never Ending Story I and II, Labyrinth, Dark Crystal, Usual Suspects, Frida, Fifth Element, anything John Hughes, Goonies, Amelie, Groundhog Day.

Television:

My So Called Life, Lost, Surreal Life, Black Adder, Absolutely Fabulous, Sex in the City, Dave Chapelle, Fraggle Rock, Strangers with Candy, the History Channel. Bad Reality television, anything that shows a fucked up commentary on our society!

Books:

100 Years Of Solitude, Melancholy Death of Oyster boy, The Alchemist, anything I write, Oscar Wilde, Marquis De Sade, Douglas Copeland, Hunter S. Thompson. I am still searching for the novel that defines my generation, guess I'll have to write it.

Heroes:

Me, Oprah, Angelina Jolie, Cardiologists, bartenders, female wrestlers, bohemians, travelers, midgets, karma police, Frida, people who are truly in love, Martin Luther King, "The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy"

My Blog

Ephinanies and Answers

It's not every day that answers are handed to you on a silver platter. After my brief sojourn in the South Pacific after I was 100% convinced that was where I was supposed to be, being back in the sta...
Posted by Dulcinea Vavoom on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 05:22:00 PST

Jill's new blog

So Matt, here's my new blog. You had to comment me and say that you were tired of my Screech does porn posting. By the way the film, not as awesome as the thought of it. As for celebrity porn goes I w...
Posted by Dulcinea Vavoom on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 12:02:00 PST

Screech Does Porn

Oh my God, I just learned that Dustin Diamond, aka Screech from Saved by the Bell made his very own sex tape that is soon to be released. If anything should be the call back to porn night at Cattaraug...
Posted by Dulcinea Vavoom on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 08:10:00 PST

NZ party

ok, I have realized I hate nature, I love this country but I can't stand to look at one more lake, tree, mountain, or field. I am a city girl and I need to get back to Auckland quick before I slowly t...
Posted by Dulcinea Vavoom on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 10:49:00 PST

Being tagged by Tim 805

Ok, so Timmy tagged me so I have to blog 6 things that people don't know about me, since I usually say anything and everything there are few things that people don't know, so here goes maybe you might...
Posted by Dulcinea Vavoom on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 10:02:00 PST

The Return of Porn Night

It's time to return to a time honored tradtion. The return of Porn Night will be kicked off January 10th, with an epic film you won't want to miss. Time to return to the original dirty, to kick it old...
Posted by Dulcinea Vavoom on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 12:49:00 PST

My space is the new friendster

The latest and greatest new internet porn supplier is My Space, so you know I have to be a part of it. Friendster is so 2004, My Space is so year of the Rooster (or should I say Cock!)
Posted by Dulcinea Vavoom on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST