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About Me

I spend a lot of time doing homework, writing, watching DVDs, reading comics, and playing video games. As I get older I hate crowds more and more. I am fighting constantly with my nose hairs. I work in a refrigerated environment that I'm pretty sure makes me sick 365 day a year. I do things at the last minute. I enjoy Granny Smith Apples. I write wacky stories. I have a very strong fear of growing up.AIM=funmachinedan

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My Interests

Myths, Superheroes, Politics, Bush-Bashing, Fart Jokes, Homework, Reading, Movies, Dick Jokes, Space Piracy, Swashbuckling, Writing, Thinking, Drawing, Video-Gaming, Music-Making, Crushing, Daydreaming, Forgetting, Ignoring, Flip-Flopping.

I'd like to meet:

People who will buy me things. Here are some ideas:

Music:

I like Music. Making and listening to it. Check out my band, Lost It! We will rock your feeble planet into submission.www.myspace.com/lostitmusic7Seconds, The Unknown, ALL, Nirvana, The Descendents, Black Flag, Johnny Cash, Patsy Cline, Tom Waits, Mozart, John Williams, The Pavers, Hammered Pants-Off, X-Ray Burns, K-Ration, Odd Alibi, The Ramones, X, a bunch of other bands you've never heard of.

Movies:

Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Indiana Jones, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Goodfellas, The Princess Bride, The Incredibles, Superman, Superman II, Batman Begins, Spider-Man, Spider-Man II, AI: Artificial Intelligence, Harold and Maude, High Noon, Run Lola Run, Memento, Fridy the 13th, Nightmare on Elm St., Halloween, Friday, Blade Runner, 40 Year-Old Virgin, Children of the Corn, Evil Dead I & II...

Television:

Battlestar Galactica, Heroes, Lost, When We Left Earth: The NASA Missions, Rome, Beavis and Butt-Head, Twin Peaks, Futurama, Family Guy, Justice League, The Daily show, The Colbert Report, The Office, Planet Earth.I used to talk a lot of shit about TV, but then I discovered TV on DVD.

Books:

1984, Lord of the Rings, Dune, Slaughterhouse Five, It Can't Happen Here, Harry Potter, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Ender's Game, The Forever War, Books not written by Charles Dickens, Akira, Preacher, Fight Club, V For Vendetta, Life After God, Watchmen, The Prince, The Invisible Man, Torso, Cat's Cradle, Y: The Last Man, Calvin and Hobbes, Dark Knight Returns, The Hero With a Thousand Faces, Pride of Baghdad...

Heroes:

Andrew Wiggin

My Blog

Most Passive-Aggressive Motherhood

Yesterday at work, a woman was pushing a cart through the Produce Department with her young daughter. The little girl was crying all through the store and her mother kept saying, "You better stop cry...
Posted by Superdan on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 04:46:00 PST

Discipline

So, there are things I want to do. I want to get back on a workout schedule. I want to start writing regularly (fiction, that is, my poetry-writing workshop has me writing poems regularly, but I hav...
Posted by Superdan on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 05:57:00 PST

I Should Really Be Homeworking

I screamed like a girl. That's right. Anyway, on to business. Did you notice how the warehouse that Indy is swinging around in looks an AWFUL lot like it could be the warehouse from the en...
Posted by Superdan on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 09:54:00 PST

There’s No Crying In Politics!

This video pisses me off, a lot. A lot of people are crediting this moment with turning the tide to Hilary in New Hampshire last night. Supposedly it shows Hillary's soft side, that her...
Posted by Superdan on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 01:02:00 PST

My Eyes Are Going to Fall Out.

My eyes are going to fall out. Want to know why?See all these books?They are all for ONE CLASS....
Posted by Superdan on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 11:19:00 PST

SIGH

I found a grey hair in my beard.
Posted by Superdan on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 09:43:00 PST

Behind?

I'm 28 years old. When Steven Spielberg was 28, he made JAWS. I feel that I'm a bit behind....
Posted by Superdan on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 06:09:00 PST

In My Head

WRITE WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND, AND DON'T CHANGE IT.1. Your last relati.. considering how little we had in common, I'm surprised it lasted as long as it did.2. I am listening to = the dryer3. Maybe I shoul...
Posted by Superdan on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 04:17:00 PST

TAG!

Rules: Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 random things, facts, habits, or goals about yourself. At the end choose 10 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget...
Posted by Superdan on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 02:41:00 PST

Are You Fucking For Real?

Senate Republicans are looking to pass a resolution condemning MoveOn.org's "general Petraeus "Betray-us"" ad. saying that you cannot question the general's service. Are you fucking SERIOUS?! The h...
Posted by Superdan on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 08:52:00 PST