Interests
My goal in life is to be the Supreme Evil Overlord of the World.
Why?
Because it would be fun.
And I could cut off my enemies heads with kitana swords.
Then freeze them and blast them into space.
Did I mention I role play as Lord Voldemort?
Yeah.
Nerd much?
Chyeah.
You're just jealous.
And I don't care how it's spelled Bob.
I could call them pointy swords of
painful DEATH and I wouldn't care.
Keep backtalking and you'll be the first...
O.o
o.O
Kidding.
I'll just brainwash you into being my lackey.
YAY FOR LACKEYS!
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Name: Jessica Aline Emerentiana Fortuna the Evil
Birthday: July 27. You can still get me presents.
Birthplace: Mt. Siani hospital, but Colleen says Hell
Current Location: I'm not telling! I don't want stalkers.
Eye Color: Blue-Grey
Hair Color: Dark Blonde naturaly, now I have no effing idea.
Height: 5'6"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Rightie
Your Heritage: Scottish, English, German, and Slovenian
The Shoes You Wore Today: knee high black boots
Your Weakness: Food
Your Fears: Food
Your Perfect Pizza: I don't eat pizza. It's full of sodium, fat, carbs and it's just bad for you.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Not be a bulimic or anorexic. Or just not have any kind of eating disorder.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lyke oMg!
Thoughts First Waking Up: Did I gain any weight?
Your Best Physical Feature: Uhhhhhh........
Your Bedtime: never early enough
Your Most Missed Memory: My sanity?
Pepsi or Coke: Diet Pepsi Jazz stuff. The Strawberries and Cream kind.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Ick. Neither.
Single or Group Dates: Well I'd have to START dating first.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate ice cream rules, but Chocolate sorbet is better.
Cappuccino or Coffee: BOTH! Mixed together. With a double shot of espresso!
Do you Smoke: HELL NO!
Do you Swear: HELL *BLEEPING* YES!
Do you Sing: Badly.
Do you Shower Daily: Yes.
Have you Been in Love: I dont' think I'm capable of it.
Do you want to go to College: Yes.
Do you want to get Married: If I could find someone who could stand me, yes.
Do you belive in yourself: No.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Yeah. Just ask Colleen.
Do you think you are Attractive: No. My ass is to big and I have streachy skin everywhere due to my weight loss.
Are you a Health Freak: I have been called that. Numerous times. A day.
Do you get along with your Parents: My mom yes, my dad sometimes.
Do you like Thunderstorms: I love them..
Do you play an Instrument: Does the kazoo count?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No.
In the past month have you Smoked: No.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Does my arthritis medication count?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No. In my past life have I gone on a date? No.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes. I love it there. I need to win the lottery.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, but I could.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No.
In the past month have you been on Stage: No.
In the past month have you been Dumped: No.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No.
Ever been Drunk: Yes, and I regret every minute of it. Something bad could have happened, but thank god I had to throw up.
Ever been called a Tease: Not that I remember.
Ever been Beaten up: By my brother, but he dosn't count.
Ever Shoplifted: Uh.... I plead the fifth.
How do you want to Die: I dont' want to die. When I become supreme evil overlord, I'll cheat death.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Supreme Evil Overlord of the World.
What country would you most like to Visit: Russia and Italy.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: I dont' care.
Favourite Hair Color: Any but Grey.
Short or Long Hair: Ehh... as long as it dosn't look redneckish, either could be ok.
Height: Taller than me so I can wear heels.
Weight: A healthy weight, prefferably fit.
Best Clothing Style: Anything but gangsta.
Number of Drugs I have taken: None.
Number of CDs I own: I have no idea. And I'm to lazy to go count them.
Number of Piercings: Three in my ears and my left eyebrow, but I don't wear the eyebrow ring.
Number of Tattoos: One. Lower back. I'd like to add onto it.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: To many to count.
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My goal in life is to be the Supreme Evil Overlord of the World.
Why?
Because it would be fun.
And I could cut off my enemies heads with kitana swords.
Then freeze them and blast them into space.
Did I mention I role play as Lord Voldemort?
Yeah.
Nerd much?
Chyeah.
You're just jealous.
And I don't care how it's spelled Bob.
I could call them pointy swords of
painful DEATH and I wouldn't care.
Keep backtalking and you'll be the first...
O.o
o.O
Kidding.
I'll just brainwash you into being my lackey.
YAY FOR LACKEYS!
Create your own friendquiz here
Movies:
Movies
Queen of the Damned
League of Extrordinary Gentleman
The Craft
Practical Magic
While You were Sleeping
The Ninth Gate
Secret Window
Wild Things
Phantom of the Opera
Sense and Sensibility
Much Ado About Nothing
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Lord of the Rings The Fellowship of the Ring
The Two Towers
Return of the King
Center Stage
Sleeping Beauty
Mulan
The Mummy
The Mummy Returns
American Psycho
American Psycho II: All American Girl
Scream
Scream II
Scream III
Charlies Angels
Charlies Angels Full Throttle
The 10th Kingdom
House on Haunted Hill
Corky Romano
Undercover Brother
The Mists of Avalon
The Cell
Darkness Falls
Spaceballs
Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion
Hamlet
Romeo and Juliet
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Jawbreaker
Night at the Roxbury
Old School
The Ring
Emma
Interview with the Vampire
Underworld
Dracula
The Gift
Mortal Kombat
X-Men
X-Men 2 X-Men United
Silence of the Lambs
Hannibal
Red Dragon
Urban Legend
New Best Friend
Television:
TV shows
Futurama
Law and Order Criminal Intent
Family Guy
American Dad
Inuyasha
Witch Hunter Robin
Wolf's Rain
Paranioa Agent
FLCL
Ghost in the Shell Stand Alone Complex
Fullmetal Alchemist
I also watch a lot of history documentaries, lol
Books:
Books
Honstly.
You'd be here forever if I listed all the books I own.
And it's not nearly enough.
Now if my brother hadn't LOST all his X-Men comics, I would have stolen them and added them to my library.
Jackass.
Heroes:
HerosLord Voldemort:
Hell yeah he's my hero! He's teh shiznit or whatever. He's my outlet for all my agression and hatred in the real life. Who cares if I play him hacking off hands and snapping some filthy auror necks? LORD VOLDEMORT RULES!
Moolate:
Oh my beautiful, precious, heaping cup of sugar and fat. How do I love thee... let me count the ways. But only if you're Mint Mocha!
Starbucks:
COFFEE!!!! Need I say more? Plus you live inside Barnes and Noble, my favoritest place EVAR! I love you Starbucks.... *tear*
Russia:
You may be backwards and about twenty years behind, but I still love you. You're rich in history, culture and have deep roots in the institution of family. One day I shall visit you in all your splendor.
Cate:
My Cousin. My Confidant. My Other Sister. Once upon a time she worshipped me, though I still have no idea WHY, I'm such a spaz. She always made me remember there was ALWAYS one person who cared about me and valued me. ♥
Colleen:
My Best Friend. My Twin Soul. As long as she's my BFFL I'll be ok. She's the sweet one, but I've taught her to be sour when it's right. She's my nearest and dearest friend and the hemroid on my Mom's butt.
Beth:
A long ago friend I've been lucky enough to reconnect with. She dosn't judge and makes me feel like I'm 14 again at North High School forging eachother's gym notes to get out of class. God brings certian people back into your life for a reason, and I'm glad she's back in mine.
Tari:
You'd never guess this coolass chick is a teenager. She's awesome to the max and always makes me smile. She's my Sunshine and for some unaccountable reason, she thinks I'm funny! Psst! Tari! w00t w00g!
Emmy:
What can I say about Emmy? She lets me be the best Voldemort I can be. She dosn't care that I'm lopping off hands and snapping necks, she lets me be evil and encourages me to vent into my Voldycakes. I can't wait for the day we'll meet face to face.
Bob:
The sole voice of sanity at Wendy's when Melanie and Colleen were plotting to hold up signs that said "Don't Drown" at my triathalon, Bob can hang with us. And not be scared! I think it's a first! Plus, he can poke fun at people with the best of us and come on, that picture he made me is so right on. Save the arts. Shoot a rapper. Hell yeah.
Stephy and Jimmy:
My vastly underappreciated duo of True Love. These two inspire me to remember that love does exist and that soulmates find eachother. My Yuna is so special to me, my DJ best friend and fellow angel. I mean come on, who else would have thought to nickname me Paine? And to Jimmy-Jim.... you make her SO happy. And that makes ME happy. I adore you both.
Temperature Conversion Chart
60 Above
South Carolinians wear coats, gloves, and wooly hats.
Ohio people sunbathe.
50 Above
New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
Ohio people plant gardens
40 Above
Italian cars won't start.
Ohio people drive with the windows down.
32 Above
Distilled water freezes.
Lake Erie's water gets thicker.
20 Above
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Ohio people have the last cook-out before it gets cold.
15 Above
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
Ohio people throw on a sweatshirt
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Californians fly away to Mexico.
Ohio people lick the flagpoles.
20 Below
People in Miami cease to exist.
Ohio people get out their winter coats.
40 Below
Hollywood disintegrates.
Ohio's Girl Scouts begin selling cookies door to door.
60 Below
Polar bears begin to evacuate Antarctica.
Ohio's Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.
80 Below
Mt. St. Helen's freezes.
Ohio people rent some videos.
100 Below
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Ohio people get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.
297 Below
Microbial life survives on dairy products.
Ohio cows complain of farmers with cold hands.
460 Below
ALL atomic motion stops.
Ohio people start saying "Cold enough for you?"
500 Below
Hell freezes over.
The Browns win the Super Bowl.
