Chuck Norris vs. Oprah |
As the old adage states: "keep your friends close, and your enemies even closer."
I am a big fan of consolidation and multi-tasking so to this philosopy I say; make enimies out of your frien...
Posted by AARON on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 11:02:00 PST |
The best candy always comes from strangers....... |
One of the most perplexing enigmas in life is the ever present question of the meaning of life. As I sit here, pondering this notion, I can only come to one solid conclusion: Who give...
Posted by AARON on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 11:12:00 PST |
three-dollar dirty sanchez |
People equate success to a variety of different factors. Some claim that success is indignant upon either fortune, fame, or prestige. While others alledge tha...
Posted by AARON on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 12:13:00 PST |
today's in-flight movie |
If I had a dollar for every time somebody said "excuse me", or "I'm sorry", or something to the affect of the aforementioned............well, I would be one poor son of a bitch. But that's o.k.,...
Posted by AARON on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 11:25:00 PST |
canned ham and punkin' pie |
Sometimes, it is easy to loose your way in this most confusing world. So, if you should ever find that you are lost in life and can't seem to find your way; buy a navigational system at your loc...
Posted by AARON on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 06:51:00 PST |
tinfoil pants |
Life is, in many ways, similar to a bowl of fruitloops. Even though we may come in a variety of different colors, we all taste the same and we all stay crunchy in milk.
Posted by AARON on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 05:53:00 PST |
midget porn |
Discrimination is a most disturbing disposition. It is a standard to which no one should live by. I have never been one to discriminate, because I hate everyone equally........
Posted by AARON on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 06:05:00 PST |
Easycheese and strawberry Pop-tarts |
If ever you should find that you are down on your luck and that life can't seem to get any worse, just remember that somewhere else on this earth somebody else just won the lottery, or is ge...
Posted by AARON on Wed, 31 May 2006 05:19:00 PST |
Paper or plastic??? |
Usually, when someone asks you: "If you could be anywhere but here, right now, where would you be?"; they really don't care about what your answer is because they just want to tell you where...
Posted by AARON on Tue, 30 May 2006 03:08:00 PST |
Shoalin junk tug |
An unemployed ninja once told me:
"When I was younger, it was my dream to become a ninja.......unfortunately, when I realized this dream and set out into the world; throwing stars in hand........I qu...
Posted by AARON on Tue, 30 May 2006 10:19:00 PST |
