I caught a Mountain Man.
I keep him with me at all times.
or, alternatively
good morrow, i'm benjamin russell pollak. i'm very tall and very skinny. a few of my talants are dancing like a king and giving hypothetical high fives. i enjoy a hot cup of earl grey tea and the occasional poke of fun at Wilkins. I attend Sant Bani school and i take joy in downhill skiing and wearing my snowpants to school. Also while i am at school, i have raves and dance parties with hannah, who, in contrast to me, is extremely short. when i'm not dancing like a king and making fun of my math teacher, i'm building and fixing computers and petting my kittens, Thelma and Louise. i don't own a cell phone and i am online a lot. i am also a butt oxen. goodbye.
