Allow me to introduce myself, I am Jacobim Mugatu, the world famous fashion designer. You probably are familiar with some of my work but I am unable to continue with this as I am incarcerated in this hell hole of a fricking prison. E-mail me if you want to chat.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
That Hansel; He's so hot right now as well as Fans of the piano necktie. Oh, and people that hate Derek Zoolander and the Malasian prime minister.