Schlitz, comedy, Count Chocula, giant novelty items, Diet Coke, Schlitz, Guinness, Harp, Schlitz, Spider Solitaire, kingdom of loathing, Fallout, Big Dog Eat Child, bacon, zombies, Red Dog, PBR, comic books
Jean-Claude Van Damme
The Cramps, The Ramones, Naked Raygun, Black Flag, Black Sabbath, The White Stripes, The Kelp, Dead Kennedeys, Bad Brains, Screeching Weasel, The Queers, I Love Rich, Iron Maiden, Ozzy, Judas Priest, Johnny Cash, Hank Williams Sr., Dead Milkmen, Husker Du, Blitz, Cocksparrer, The 4-Skins, The Clash, Fear, Frank Zappa, Green Day, Iggy Pop, The Stooges, The MC5, Jimi Hendrix, Megadeth, early Metallica, The Misfits, N.W.A., Public Enemy, Turbonegro, Primus, Slayer, They Might Be Giants, Ween, Danzig, Deals Gone Bad, The Sonics, Social Distortion, Motorhead, The Time, Prince, Digital Underground, Amazing Crowns, KISS
Dawn of the Dead 1978, Dawn of the Dead 2004, Freddy Vs. Jason, Evil Dead II, Purple Rain, The Wild Bunch, The Warriors, Star Wars, The Good The Bad and The Ugly, Gangs of New York, Roadhouse, Ghostbusters, Super Troopers, Re-Animator, Sin City, Batman Begins, Shaun of the Dead, Tromeo and Juliet, Death Race 2000, The Godfather, Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason takes Manhattan, The Departed, The Road Warrior, TERMINATOR 2, Terminator, Predator, Total Recall, The Running Man, Robocop
South Park, Daily Show, Sealab, Simpsons, Degrassi, Fastlane, Scrubs
The Watchmen, The Sandman, anything by P.J. O'Rourke, The Dark Knight Returns, Bunicula, 1984, American Gods, Das Kapital (just kidding)
St. Joseph the patron Saint of resistance to atheistic communism, Patton, Joey Ramone, John Hughes,