club sunporch and the kookaburra |
While a bunch of my friends and also stupid Dan Sullivan were @ the national poetry slam (yawn), Beth and I were mock-parents. On Friday, 2 Behl girls (Sara and Stephanie) came over for a pajama...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Aug 2008 17:04:00 GMT |
poem about some crazy thing i do most every day |
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Posted by on Thu, 07 Aug 2008 10:13:00 GMT |
the broken raccoon makes lollapalooza his home |
3 days of lollllalalalapoozlollazoooz. My feet are one big bunion on top of a blister farm. Sunscreen kept runnin' off my grill, so now i look like a sunburned raccoon cuz i was wearin' sh...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Aug 2008 13:01:00 GMT |
honeymoons over kentucky... no-car can play too. |
Dear diary, you'll never believe what happened. So me and my foxy wife went on a honeymoon last month and it was a delightful romp through sexy lexy KY and Waterfall Alley North Cackalakka. ...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jul 2008 10:45:00 GMT |
considering domestication |
just got back from germanland. i will write about that and some cool shit that happened on my honeymoon, but for some reason, was inspired to write this today. hope everyone is still alive...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Jul 2008 09:49:00 GMT |
wedded, hot American summer |
i am officially a worse-half! there's a new Chmara in town, and her name is BETH. we got hitched on june 28 and just got back in town from our honeycombin' in north cakkalakka. here'...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 07:48:00 GMT |
Operation Mission Accomplishmental |
The Joel Chmara Walk for Awareness of How Long it Takes to Get From Lincoln Square to Chinatown was a rousing success! Here is a rundown of the epic JCWFAOHLITTGFLSTC down Lincoln/Forest of the ...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 12:12:00 GMT |
A Walk to Remember |
Ladies and Gentlemen, I have grown tired of fartin' in my pants and callin' it summertime. The weather in Chicago has been less than tub-thumping since I let the monkeys out. Someone forgo...
Posted by on Wed, 28 May 2008 07:20:00 GMT |
We'll Never Walk Alone, 3/30! |
On Sunday March 30th, come out to Durty Nellies in Palatine, Il. for a very important cause. It’s called "We’ll Never Walk Alone".
The show is in the name of my goddaughter&rs...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:05:00 GMT |
numbed |
holy crap my mouth is so numbed up. i had a messed up tooth and other cavities that needed to be searched...wait. my dentist had me on valium, yet i didn't talk like a soccer mom. in...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 15:45:00 GMT |
