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The Naked Cowboy

I like my boobies like I like my robots, from the future and deadly.

About Me



My name is Brian. Im easy to get along with as long as you aren't a dick. I love to go wheelin' and dirtbikin' with my buddies. Actually... if it has an engine we most likely enjoy it. We love going campin.. A LOT! I may not be perfect but I do have a cross on my back for a reason. I may not go to church every Sunday. But faith is a powerful thing. I drive a 92' Dodge Dakota that I am planning to make A LOT faster. I also have two motorcycles... one being a 1984 Honda Sabre and the other being my 05' Yamaha WR250F. I use all of my toys and play with them accordingly. Don't dare me to do something if you don't think I will do it. Because I will. I love being naked and it doesn't matter what the occasion is, I will strip down. I don't care what you think, and that is that. So send me a message if I intrest you at all. Maybe we can hang out.

My Interests

I love off-roading Subarus, Toyotas, Fords, Dodges, and Chevys. I also like helicopters. My dad is a mechanic, so I have spent many hours with them. Running naked is pretty high on my priority list. And just having a good time with my friends...

I'd like to meet:

Somebody that won't break my heart. Im fragile. And Jamey Jasta.

And now for a few quotes:

"I hate when females play dumb, I hate when they always play the god damn victim. Do you honestly think that you are just some poor helpless girl that has all these horrible things goin' on and you have done nothing to bring it upon yourself? The actions you have taken in your past have directly laid the foundation for where you are and what is happening today. If you don't like somethin quit lookin into the sky and wishing for change, stand up and do somethin about it. Fuckin broads."

"If all my friends were to jump off a bridge,
I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to
catch them. Everyone hears what you say. Friends
listen to what you say. Best friends listen to
what you don't say. We all take different paths in
life, but no matter where we go, we take a little
of each other everywhere."
-Tim McGraw-

"Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions."

"What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home."

"Sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic."

"A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke."


The Lord is my light and my salvation;
whom shall I fear? the Lord is
the strength of my life; of whom shall
I be afraid? When the wicked, even mine enemies
and my foes, came upon me to eat up my flesh, they stumbled and fell.
Though an host should encamp against me,
my heart shall not fear: athough war should rise
against me, in this will I be confident.
-Psalms 27 1-3-



13 REASON'S WHY YOU SHOULD DATE MOTOCROSSERS

1: They have strong fingers
2: They always know when to slow down and speed up
3: They have tremendous stamina and endurance
4: They always wear proper protection
5: They have the fastest 'lap' times
6: They know how to work their tools
7: They Love getting dirty
8: The harder and faster they go the better they do in the end.
9: They know how to work around tight areas with ease .
10: They're always practicing so they can become better.
11: They always cross the finish no matter what.
12: They like 2 strokes and 4 strokes.
13: If they blow the engine, they push the bike across the finish.

"What is a friend? A single soul in two bodies."
-Aristotle-

"Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow
man is either a fool or a coward.
Whoever cannot take care of
themself without that law is both.
For a wounded man shall say to his assailant,
'If I live I will kill you, if I die you are forgiven.'
Such is the Rule of Honor."

"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats."
-Henry Louis Mencken-

"If you don't stand behind our troops, the please stand in front of them."

"Meine Ehre Heisst Treue"

-SS Slogan-

Music:

I love every type of music. Just name it and I like it. Country and Metal are my favorites, but I will listen to rap, soft rock, punk, R&B, classical, musicals, and many many many more.

Movies:

I have no exact favorite but I like the same kind of movies... Top Gun, The Rock, Saving Private Ryan, Jackass 1 & 2, The Dudesons, The Patriot, all of the James Bond movies, Supertroopers, Beerfest, Grandma's Boy, and a lot more shit like that.

Television:

I watch a lot of Discovery Channel, History Channel, and CMT. Mythbusters is the Shit! Future Weapons, Family Guy, Simpsons, South Park, Friends, and other funny shit.

Books:

Do magazines count? Cuz I like Dirtrider, Rider-X, Diesel Power, and automotive stuff.Z

Heroes:

Kacey Kahne, Jamey Jasta, and all of the members of Hatebreed. But even over Hatebreed... all of the soldiers that are willing to put their lives on the line to defend this country's freedom.

My Blog

"The Air That I Breathe"

"The Air I Breathe"By: All That Remains I will not relent no no Never live with defeat never falter This like the air that I breath I will not choke on failure I am a mortal man But I'm not falling I'...
Posted by The Naked Cowboy on Wed, 16 May 2007 03:38:00 PST

Yeah... she's got it still.

The only one that has my heart.  Talked to her for two days and it hurts; but in a good way.  She knows the way I look at her.  She knows me in and out.  I want to be the one that ...
Posted by The Naked Cowboy on Tue, 08 May 2007 02:07:00 PST

"Zzyzx Rd."

 I don't know how else to put this It's taken me so long to do this I'm falling asleep and i cant see straight My muscles feel like a malee My bodys curled in a u shape I put on my best but im st...
Posted by The Naked Cowboy on Tue, 08 May 2007 02:03:00 PST

God's Gonna Cut You Down

"God's Gonna Cut You Down"By: Johnny Cash   You can run on for a long time, Run on for a long time, Run on for a long time, Sooner, or later, God'll cut you down.Sooner, or later, God'll cut you ...
Posted by The Naked Cowboy on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 05:51:00 PST

"The Approaching Curve"

"The Approaching Curve"By: Rise Against [Spoken:]The music played with a calming frequency.The speakers gently seeped the sound of ambient keyboards and light percussion,creating a seductive soundtrac...
Posted by The Naked Cowboy on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 10:20:00 PST

"The Bleeding"

The Bleeding-I remember when all the games began.Remember every little lieand every last goodbye.Promises you broke, words you choked onand I never walked away. Its still a mystery to meWell I'm so em...
Posted by The Naked Cowboy on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 06:14:00 PST

"Omerta"

"Omerta"By: Lamb of God   Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of themself without that law is both. For a wounded man shall sa...
Posted by The Naked Cowboy on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 11:30:00 PST

"The Crimson"

The Crimson By: Atreyu   I feel it welling up inside And Robert Smith lied, Boys do cry and with Blood tears in my eyes I'm an Anne Rice novel come to life. I can't hide the monster& anymore. One...
Posted by The Naked Cowboy on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 12:34:00 PST

Redneck

So God damn easy to write thisyou make it spill on the pageSo drunk on yourself, self-righteousA laughing stock on your own fucking stageOh but I ain't going to call namesOr throw stones in a house of...
Posted by The Naked Cowboy on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 05:47:00 PST

My Last Serenade

This revelation is the death of ignorancetangled in a state of suffocationslave to self righteousnessdamnation is on your lipsfrom sorrow to serenity, the truth is absolutionfrom sorrow to serenity, i...
Posted by The Naked Cowboy on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 05:43:00 PST