I graduated with a degree in Criminology in 2005, after spending many years working in crappy minimum wage jobs e.g. bar work, stock taking, call centres, waitressing, cleaning, kitchen scivvy - at birth I should have been named Balderick.
So far the degree has proved useless, I've been rejected from every job I've applied for, I don't get interviews either! Oh, I have a job now & its pants!I love comedy, it is the most important thing out of all things that aren't that important. Things I find funny are when people trip over, & when dogs & cats scooch on the floor because they have worms. I love Bill Hicks, Dennis Leary (No Cure for Cancer - nothing else), Peter Cook & Dudley Moore, Peep Show, Curb your Enthusiasm, Chris Morris, Ricky Gervais, Mighty Boosh, Snuff Box, Steve Coogan, and loads more.I love red wine, a bit too much, although I'm not a fan of french, its usually a bit too arrogant & loud.I like taking part in quizzes & tests, cos I'm a big nerd.I like fashion, I find most of my clothes in bins.I love animals, especially cats & chinchillas (although I have never met a chinchilla, I hope to one day).Things I don't like;
Fat people who slag slim people off by suggesting they have anorexia, and have the cheek to say its unhealthy to be so skinny. I'm slim & wouldn't dream of saying to an overweight person "Are you having heart troubles?" or "Your blood pressure must be very high".I don't like people who don't smile, when you smile at them, It's rude.Really squeamish people. People who get offended by swearing.I don't like spiders, a tendency to be unexpected freaks me out, although I do admire their work & I would never blat one.People who do not possess self awareness, as they are usually very boring, arrogant & self centred gits.Halitosis.People who tell pathetic lies, because they do not possess an ounz of sincerity or courage. Huge lies are ok!!But my all time worst is travelling on the bus, because I usually have an unpleasent experience caused by some sociopathic nut job. Some examples - someone sitting painfully close to me, when the bus is virtually empty; someone near me stinking of BO & dank old mouldy bathroom towels; some drunk talking to me; some old person talking to me; bumping into old acquaintances, work friends who you don't like; being coughed/sneezed on; being stared at by kids; Kids playing the crappest electro dance beats loudly on their ipods. And much much more!! Just for the record I don't love the 1980's especially, I just liked the yellowyness of this particular background, if I could get rid of that logo I would, but I can't cos I'm a bit thick. Create or get your
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