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The Magic Man

All These Things I Hate...Revolve Around Me

About Me

I work a 9-5, and I am losing my mind one second at a time, every day. I like long walks on the beach, reading the articles inside Hustler (in front of the fireplace), and a moment's peace (and I will kill for this last one).My dreams are simple, to have a midget as a friend, basically, my own personal chiba midget. And also to get my band signed and be able to take this little act we have on the road to sell our snake oil's nationwide.I own my own home and think reality television shows are sucking the lifeblood from the neck of society. I think Michael Jackson truly is an alien, because I know some messed up people, but WOW. Just a quick update...I gave up and started watching American Idol...and it rules

My Interests

MUSIC/MOVIES/SEX/LOVE/DEBATE/POLITICS/RELATIONSHIPS/PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES/SEX and whatever else strikes my fancy

I'd like to meet:

A "little person" who rolls an awesome "cigar". I am currently accepting applications to be the official "Chiba Midget" for my band

Music:

TOOL!!!!!!, deftones, sevendust, snot, minus.driver, skerv, endless array, subject 2 change, incubus, dredg, 311, def leppard, led zeppelin, alien ant farm, pink floyd, 30 seconds to mars, head automatica, flaw, blindside, a perfect circle, nonpoint, lost prophets, maroon 5, our lady peace, rage against the machine, alice in chains, soundgarden, story of the year, thursday, garbage, and OH YEAH, ALMOST FORGOT: CODE ATOM

Movies:

Devil's Advocate, Se7en, Boondock Saints, The Crow, Gladiator, Braveheart, SLC Punk, Ferris Beuller's Day Off, The Matrix, Love Stinks, I HATE A CLOCKWORK ORANGE, Monty Python's The Holy Grail, Interview with the Vampire, Singles, Romeo & Juliet (claire danes and leonardo deCRAPio), Friday, Half Baked, Dazed & Confused, Varsity Blues, Most All The Adam Sandler Flicks, Clerks (basically all View Askew Productions) Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead, and a whole lot more that I can't name right now

Television:

Religiously watch the show '24'!, law & order of just about any variation, CSI, sex & the city reruns, sopranos...don't watch a lot of tv...got better crap to do

My Blog

When I Was Little

I'm not sure if this is weak or not, but I just went through the listings for the people from my high school and I barely remember any of them.  I wonder does this mean I am losing my long term&n...
Posted by The Magic Man on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 10:16:00 PST

Sleeping on the Pavement

I have been to some historic get togethers in my life, but nothing I have been through compares to laying in The web-sensei's cul-de-sac, sleeping because I'd had so much to drink.  Just to illus...
Posted by The Magic Man on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 09:50:00 PST

Sometimes...

Sometimes things are complicated.  Sometimes things are easy, but usually not.  Sometimes everything falls into place, but sometimes it falls apart.  Sometimes everyone smiles and wishe...
Posted by The Magic Man on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 06:36:00 PST

Good Memories of Bad Times

Ok, I was up late talking to someone and I had the realization that all the times that you go through the really bad shit in your life are the times that you are still growing and changing.  Mayb...
Posted by The Magic Man on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Father's Day

So my bassist brought up something yesterday that begun the proverbial salt shaker in it's tipping over, that eventually began to pour it's little spice into the wound that is...my relationship w...
Posted by The Magic Man on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Climbing Everest for the Hell of It!

Ok, so here it goes...another of my friends has fallen to the dark trappings of marriage and children. My best friend just had his first baby with his wife, and as I was at the hospital today watchin...
Posted by The Magic Man on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

New Myspace, and the Comfort of insanity...

Ok, so here it is folks...my new myspace page, created totally by jimmy rufio. Well he did everything except for the witty banter included. Man, where the flaming hell has my life gone when...
Posted by The Magic Man on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST