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Mrs. Barky Von-Schnauzer!

May you live as long as you want to....and want to as long as you live!

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MySpace Codes - Online Dating Site Myspace Layouts - Free Image HostingHmmm.. Let's see..... I'm a woman who is in love. In love with my family, my children and my man ..oh and my cat ( Hi Ralphie!) Life for me is short, if you don't believe me just ask my cardiologist! I can joke about things like that now because I don't want to spend what is left of my life wallowing in sorrow and self pity. For now, I am going to laugh my ass off, love unconditionally, and hope that I can leave my human stain on the world.
You Are A Lily
You are a nurturer and all around natural therapist.
People see you as their rock. And they are able to depend on you.
You are a soothing influence. You can make people feel better with a few words.
Your caring has more of an impact than even you realize. What Flower Are You?
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What celebrity couple are you and your man or girl?

Beyonce' & Jay-Z
You and your man or girl are Jay-z and Beyonce'.yall are really in love but don't show it in front of others.If yall keep it up yall may be married really soon.

My Interests



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What mystical creature are you?

Mermaids
These creatures are smart and playful. They love the water and have beautiful voices. Some have been known to catch the careless wanderer. They have been spotted by sailers for many years, great sea creatures that have the tops of humans and the tails of fish. They are believed to be pure myth, but from every great myth there was a grain of truth.

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What kind of eyes do you have? (with pictures)

Eden
You have eden eyes. Eden is the color of water. Your eyes symbolize your great flexibility. You are a creative person. You can think of many good ways to get your point across to people as you have very good communication abilities. When someone feels down or is hurt, you have the remarkable ability to help them and heal them. If you have too little going on in your life, you may be withdrawn and depressed, timid, manipulative, unreliable, stubborn, or suspicious. Some words to describe you: peaceful, sincere, affectionate, tranquil, intuitive, trustworthy, pure, loyal, healing, and stable.

Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!Reading, Writing (as long as it doesn't have to be graded), shopping, spending time with my kids. Laying in bed, snuggling with Ralph and Ralphie (my cat). Laughing at my children's corny ass jokes! Going to Ralph's family cook-out's (OMG! They are a hoot!)Goiny to Target (yeah, I should own stock in that company by now)and shopping at the 24 hour Wal-Mart at 4 in the morning!
Your Style is 1950s
High heels, pretty dresses, classic makeup...
You're a feminine beauty who knows how to play up her assets! What Decade Matches Your Style?

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Music:

Anything but Rap!!!!

Movies:

Shop Girl(I would have picked the poor guy),Terms of Endearment(yea,it's a chick flick and what!) A History of Violence(now there's one that hits a nerve),Passions of the Christ( Hey,I can see my house from up here!)

Television:

Big Love- HBO, The L Word- Showtime, MSNBC, CNNews, E.R., Trauma: Life in the E.R and anything on the Bravo and the Discovery Channel.

Books:

The Secret Life of Bees- Sue Monk Kidd, Are You There God, It's Me Margaret- Judy Blume (every little girl should read this book and every mother should get it for their daughters), The Lovely Bones- Alice Sebold

Heroes:

Jesus...no, I'm not saying "Jesus" as in "Jesus, I can't think of anyone", I really mean..Jesus!

My Blog

Thoughts on Interaction- Part 2

I am sure everybody came across the following situation at some point in their lives (or at least a similar one), which I would like to use as a starting point to explain more of my thoughts on intera...
Posted by Von-Bootykins on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 09:40:00 PST

Thoughts on Interaction~ part 1

During the last weeks I have read a lot of different blogs about various matters. However, the basic aspect, in almost all of these writings, was the issue of judgement and being attacked by others fo...
Posted by Von-Bootykins on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 09:35:00 PST

Just a Halloween Quickie!

Ever since I was a kid I've loved Halloween. Not just for the candy because I was never really a candy eater. But for the scare factor. Walking through "haunted houses" and not knowing what was coming...
Posted by Von-Bootykins on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 08:53:00 PST

Some Delusional Folks

People who don't have a clue on what is going on need to stay the hell away from other folks until they are nice and heavly medicated. Why do some people think that you will never find out about them?...
Posted by Von-Bootykins on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 12:21:00 PST

I'ma a Whale Watcher- well actually Dolphins !!

I went on a whale watching cruise yesterday!!  I had the MOST AWESOME time. If you have never experienced something like this I highly recommend that you go. I learned a lot about dolphins a...
Posted by Von-Bootykins on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 07:57:00 PST

Write this in your blog....

Write this in your blog.... I have realized something tonight. One, that I shouldn'y try to write this after taking two sleeping pills! Two, that I was wrong. I was wrong for holding on to what R...
Posted by Von-Bootykins on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 08:34:00 PST

Who actually tells everything?

Would you tell everyone all about you? Your faults and short comings.  I have been accused of NOT doing this. Not saying what actually goes on in my life. Well, here goes....yea, I have drama in ...
Posted by Von-Bootykins on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 12:36:00 PST

It's 8:46 AM ...do you know where you were?

At 8:46 AM on Sept. 11, 2001....I was just walking into my office to a ringing phone. I was supposed to be at work at 8:30 so I knew it was someone who had probably been calling for the past 11 minute...
Posted by Von-Bootykins on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 06:09:00 PST

Nasty Terms I Learned From My Children ( and other people)

I don't really need television as long as I have children. My children say some of the funniest things. Most of them I shouldn't laugh at because it only encourages them but hell, It's FUNNY!!! My so...
Posted by Von-Bootykins on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 12:56:00 PST

It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year!!!!

Why...because the kiddies went back to school yesterday. This past summer we have had a total of (wait let me count them)......9 children in the house!!!  9!!!!  Can you imagine?  Ralph...
Posted by Von-Bootykins on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 06:08:00 PST