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MeMe

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car!

About Me


The names
*Melissa*
Get it right BITCHES!
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ok...so here's a few facts about me. I am a VERY happily married woman! My husband Jeff and I have been married for 11 kickass years! woot woot!!! you know it! And we have 3 Awesome kids together. 2 girls and 1 boy. The girls RULE the house around here. Really...there are only 3 males in my house and that is including our 12 pets!!! lol. I have 6 snakes. 3 Ball Pythons, 1 Redtail Boa, 1 Albino Corn and I just got another Corn snake!!! I have 2 dogs. Daisy is a Chow/Lab and Sway (Wazey) is a Pitbull. I have 2 cats...Sierra is a Siamese and Peaches is an orange Tabby. I have a Quaker Bird named Zazu and he is sooooo mean! and a FAT Fantail fish named Arthur.
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I just LOVE...
*MY FAMILY*
*My Pets*
just chillen at home
Myspace
to have fun
pitbulls
reptiles
my computer
lip gloss
my cell phone
the beach
boat rides with Jeff
shopping
getting my nails done
dancing
singing in my car
thunderstorms
perfume
cheesecake
Italian food
my camera
walking
exercising
leaning something new
watching movies in the dark
the SUMMER
laying in the sun
my talks with Sara
dinners with my girl Susan
puzzles
cheerleading
doing lunch with Marci'a
The Chicago Bears
Surprises
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I just HATE...
Stupid fucking people!!!!
LIARS!!!
ALL BUGS!
WAR!
being cold
the smell of mushrooms cooking!
THIEVES!!!
doing laundry
The Dallas Cowboys
people who stink
bills
breaking a nail
people who don't know how to drive
headaches
hang-overs
the DARK!!!!!
child abusers!!!
WAR!!!!!
people who "think" they know me
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FYI
These are my partners in crime!
and you know...
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oooohhhh yeaaaa....
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Create or get your
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so I'm glad you stopped by MYSPACE and I hoped you liked it but if not...
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! NBL ;) (nuttin but love)

My Interests



FUCK YEAAA!!!!

So...this is me and my man Jeff.
We look so good together...

~these are my
awesome kids~

I'd like to meet:

anyone who isn't fuckin STUPID!!!

Music:


You Are Amy Lee!
Gothy, expressive, woman-in-pain
Who looks damn good in a corset
"When you cried I'd wipe away all of your tears
When you'd scream I'd fight away all of your fears" Who's Your Inner Rock Chick?

Movies:

Waiting
The 40 year old Virgin
Without a Paddle
The Breakfast Club
Life
O and The Cat in The Hat is my FAV!!!!!!

Television:

I don't watch much t.v. unless a movie is on. or the news...I love to watch the news...

Books:

I would say that Dave Pelzer is my fav author. He had such a terrible childhood and I just couldn't believe the shit he went through...If you haven't read any of his books you should. It will def make you value your life.

Heroes:


My husband is my hero...He has taught me so much and I will love him forever!!! Besides, anyone who can live with me for 14 years is my HERO!!!

My Blog

My new puppy!!!!

This is my new pitbull puppy!!! I named her Sway!!! She is my BFF!!! I love her!!!!...
Posted by MeMe on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 06:42:00 PST

Cancun

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Posted by MeMe on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 09:35:00 PST