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Dave

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm a bannana, I like to be watered, I hate it when fuckers pluck me from my tree, I love my tree, it is my home...yes

My Interests

playing catch with lawn darts backwards, aliens, shaved hamsters, fallen eyelashes and drops of sunshine

I'd like to meet:

Englebert Humperdink, Garfunkel (fuck Simon), a band of rabid gypsys, bilbo baggins, a real live cowboy, the duke, that guy who use to be on that show, Hunter S. Thompson, Bert's gay lover... ernie, and existential mouse, and santana

Music:

anything on wax cylinder recordings, electric spinach, subteranneal rumblings, vanilla fudge, that noise that come out the back end of a brazillian mongoose, anthing yetihttp://media.putfile.com/March-Fanfare

Movies:

the toxic avenger, mosquito man, three ninjas, surf ninjas, ninga turtles, american ninja, ninja gaiden, ultimate ninja, sword of the nija, basiclly anything ninja

Television:

fish and chips, both of which are shows

Books:

one fish two fish, the idiots guide to sushi, return of the barbarian, mr. t and me

Heroes:

hukcleberry finn and my older brother yancySTART YOUTHINK.COM QUIZ RESULTS --
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