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Bripe Klmun

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About Me

I don't take myself too seriously...honestly I don't. I enjoy obscure humor, and on the right day I can laugh at almost anything...it takes a lot to offend or disgust me, however it takes nearly no time for me to offend others. I try to be as compassionate and open-minded as possible without losing my identity.
I'm an American ex-pat, as well. My wife is worth the 14-hour flight away from where I was born and the years of learning a strange language that less than 7 million people truely understand.
I am retired from the military (well, "retired" meaning until they decide to use me again) after 12 years of total military service - with both the US Navy and US Army, with some training with the US Air Force. I remarried in June of 2001 after a pretty nice courtship, if I may use an old fashioned term.
I used to play in an all-lesbian band, so it was really awesome getting to break stereotypes as being a straight white guy in that kind of situation. And no, I didn't get any, if that's what you're wondering.
I like to debate, and I'll give you a good one on anything that I know enough about to bother. Make sure you know what you're talking about.
My Dislikes My net pet-peeves are 14-year old self-proclaimed "Star Wars Experts", self-proclaimed "tech geeks" who talk about how great Internet Explorer is, and trolls. Lord, I hate internet trolls.
READ CLOSELY:
NO, I DO NOT WANT TO:
- BE A FRIEND OF YOUR BAND. YOUR BAND SUCKS.
- DATE YOU. I'M MARRIED AND YOU'RE UGLY, ANYWAY.
- COMMENT ON YOUR PICTURES/BLOGS/BULLETINS.
- "HOLLA BACK"... OR ANY OTHER SUCH ACTIVITIES
...Unless I specifically show otherwise - Don't call me; I'll call you. And probably not even then.
Finally, please come visit my website (and blog) at
bripeklmun.dk !
It's updated several times a day - every day - covering everything from my life and projects to pop culture!

My Interests

Star Wars; Comic Books; Action Figure Collecting; Conspiracy Theories; Web Design; Computer Programming; Digital Photography; Martial Arts; Wrestling; Krav Maga; Music; Tattoos; Horror Movies; Science Fiction; Godzilla; Rodan; Mothra; Ghidorah; Role Playing Games; Cats; Dansk-Svensk Gaardhund; Degus; Transformers; HALO; Splinter Cell; Writing; Movies; Music; Physical Fitness; Bladed Weaponry; Blunt Weaponry; Firearms; Sex; ZombieSquad; Astronomy; Physics; Chemistry; Paleontology; Archeology; Above Top Secret; Military History

I'd like to meet:

John Travolta; Henry Rollins; Stephen Hawking; John Cleese; Bill Cosby

Music:

80s Hair Bands; Soundtracks; Metallica; Godsmack; Mötley Crüe; Poison; Megadeth; Rollins Band; Run D.M.C.; Black Eyed Peas; Shania Twain; Tori Amos; Faith Hill; Charlotte Church; Mariah Carey; Jewel; Alanis Morisette; Shakira; Robbie Williams; Swing; Rammstein; Velvet Revolver; Boston; Toto; Thin Lizzy; Styx; ACDC

Movies:

Star Wars; The Lord of The Rings; The Terminator; ALIEN; ALIENS; ALIEN 3; ALIEN Resurrection; AvsP; The Matrix Trilogy; Grease; Father of The Bride; Dirty Dancing; Top Gun; Blade Runner; The Nightmare Before Christmas; The Evil Dead 1; The Evil Dead 2; Army of Darkness; Day of the Dead; Dawn of the Dead; Night of The Living Dead; Saving Private Ryan; Desperado; From Dusk Til Dawn; Spider-Man; Spider-Man II; X-Men; X-Men 2; X-Men 3; Blade; Blade 2; Blade Trinity; TRON; Enemy at The Gates; Monty Python and The Holy Grail; Monty Python's Life of Brian; The Professional; Full Metal Jacket; Face Off; Con Air; Godzilla; The Rock; Titanic; Stargate; Starship Troopers; Enemy of The State; Bring It On; Independance Day; The Indiana Jones Trilogy; Daredevil; Elektra; Pulp Fiction; A Clockwork Orange; The Godfather Trilogy; Goodfellas; The Final Countdown; A Midnight Clear; Platoon

Television:

ALIAS; LOST; 24; Gilmore Girls; Prison Break; Gay Army; Seinfeld; ER; Friends; Fraiser; Will and Grace; Transformers; G.I. Joe; Chip and Dale's Rescue Rangers, Duck Tales; M.A.S.K.; Scrubs; The X-Files; Buffy The Vampire Slayer; Angel; Star Trek: The Next Generation; Stargate SG:1; Scooby-Doo; Band of Brothers; Threat Matrix; TNA Impact; X-Men: Evolution; The Discovery Channel; The National Geographic Channel

Books:

I'll read just about anything - I prefer hard science fiction and military non fiction. My favorite authors are Isaac, Asimov; Kevin J. Anderson; Arthur C. Clarke; Frank Herbert; Larry Niven; Michael A. Stackpole; Orson Scott Card; Robert A. Heinlen; Greg Egan; Kim Stanley Robinson; William Gibson; Bruce Sterling; Greg Bear; Robert E. Howard; Fritz Leiber; Terry Pratchett; Clive Barker; Margaret Weis; Tracy Hickman; Timothy Zahn.

Heroes:

Christopher Reeve; John Travolta; Henry Rollins

My Blog

Please visit bripeklmun.dk

Please come visit my website (and blog) at bripeklmun.dk. I have no plans to use the MySpace blog, so all entries will be done there. It's updated several times a day!...
Posted by Bripe Klmun on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 12:26:00 PST